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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Have your cake and eat it too

Surely you don't have your cake then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't have your bread buttered on both sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure lookit, isn't that it."

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Get up and sit down

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By *ural delightMan
over a year ago

Enniskillen

It is what it is.

Nothing is ever definite

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

He woke up dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad as a March hare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mad as a March hare

"

Or a box of frogs

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Dead as a door nail

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

As cool as a cucumber... Are cucumbers really that cool girls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just common sense

Nothing as rare as "common" sense

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


""Have your cake and eat it too

Surely you don't have your cake then"

That's exactly the point... It's "you can't have your cake and eat it too" meaning you can't keep and and eat it. It's one or the other.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth"

Again, this one does make sense.

Horse buyers at fairs would always check the horse's teeth to determine the age and likely health of the animal.

If the horse was a gift it would be rude to check it's mouth.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, yeah but then I’d have to go rummaging in a bush

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Just how is " Bob " my uncle I don't even know the man

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Just how is " Bob " my uncle I don't even know the man "

He’s married to your aunt Fanny

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Changing thread title to

Sayings that don't make sense until Mick explains them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, yeah but then I’d have to go rummaging in a bush"

I had a friend changed this to 'worth two in Kate Bush'. Still makes me smile

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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waz told only just yesterday, there was horid drying all last week

Must be a farmers thing over in the whest..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"He woke up dead"

"There it was, gone" probably comes from the same school of thought.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth

Again, this one does make sense.

Horse buyers at fairs would always check the horse's teeth to determine the age and likely health of the animal.

If the horse was a gift it would be rude to check it's mouth. "

Wow...every day is a school day.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, yeah but then I’d have to go rummaging in a bush"

Ah Jaysus, that's why the one in your hand is twice as good!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Changing thread title to

Sayings that don't make sense until Mick explains them "

My apologies. I'll stop now

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

A watched pot never boils

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Old news.

Organised chaos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you break your leg don't come running to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's raining cats and dogs

Why not frogs and sheep????

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Don't look.... But look at the state of him

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"Changing thread title to

Sayings that don't make sense until Mick explains them

My apologies. I'll stop now "

Not at all Mick....I hope people find harder ones that leaves you stumped

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Popular nonsense fab saying:

The .... (insert ie fakes, rude, non shows etc. ) spoil it for the genuine ones.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

Keen as mustard

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"Popular nonsense fab saying:

The .... (insert ie fakes, rude, non shows etc. ) spoil it for the genuine ones.

"

Or their Loss ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mad as a March hare

"

This one is because during breeding season - usually March - male hares behave more wildly, chasing each other, boxing, etc

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
over a year ago

villiage

I was only saying

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

The day you buy is the day you sell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keen as mustard"

One of the meanings of the word keen is "sharp flavour"

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

He's on the pigs back

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

The longest way round is the shortest way home

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

How’s she cuttin’

Or

She’s sucking’ diesel now

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I'd rather watch paint dry"

No you fecking wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Have your cake and eat it too

Surely you don't have your cake then"

This ones been changed and misunderstood , the original version is "you can't eat your cake and have it" if i remember thats one of the clues that help capture the Unabomber,

And yes it means you can't have both.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"How’s she cuttin’

Or

She’s sucking’ diesel now "

Top notch culchie phrases that make perfect sense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How’s she cuttin’

Or

She’s sucking’ diesel now "

How's she cuttin' is a farmers' one...How are the conditions of the hay/crop and is it cutting well

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
over a year ago

villiage

How are they hanging one either side I hope

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"How’s she cuttin’

Or

She’s sucking’ diesel now

Top notch culchie phrases that make perfect sense! "

Yer roots clearly shine through on this thread, Mick. have ye ever been kid-napped by the fairies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a long week ...why ,was there an extra day in there that I missed

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"How’s she cuttin’

Or

She’s sucking’ diesel now

Top notch culchie phrases that make perfect sense!

Yer roots clearly shine through on this thread, Mick. have ye ever been kid-napped by the fairies? "

I'm too sexy for the fairies

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By *azzaman1970Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"It's raining cats and dogs

Why not frogs and sheep???? "

Love these old sayings and know most of them but this one is from ye olde times when everyone had thatched roofs, animals like cats and dogs would lay near the top of the thatch, ( bare in mind not two story properties and dogs don’t climb lol) where it was warm and dry, then when it rained they would jump down to get a dryer spot in the barn/house thus it was raining, cats and dogs lol or so I’m told

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By *azzaman1970Man
over a year ago

Belfast

How about don’t be there til you’re back

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune!!

What’s that about? Sure is all only a load of horse hair anyway.

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Nice guys finish last!

I know a load of nice guys that have medals for coming first in something!

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

As happy as Larry.

Sure it could have any Tom, Dick or Harry but they had to pick on Larry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune!!

What’s that about? Sure is all only a load of horse hair anyway. "

The wood used to make instruments "dries out" (thats not the proper description) over the years making a difference to the acoustic values of said instrument, making it sound nicer than a recently made one!

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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..just go down to the four cross roads there..take the first right and there a good mile over on the right.. winds window up

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"As happy as Larry.

Sure it could have any Tom, Dick or Harry but they had to pick on Larry "

And who the hell were Tom,Dick and Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t miss it for the world

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"It's raining cats and dogs

Why not frogs and sheep????

Love these old sayings and know most of them but this one is from ye olde times when everyone had thatched roofs, animals like cats and dogs would lay near the top of the thatch, ( bare in mind not two story properties and dogs don’t climb lol) where it was warm and dry, then when it rained they would jump down to get a dryer spot in the barn/house thus it was raining, cats and dogs lol or so I’m told "

I think that one was ruled out as being a myth.

I have a feeling that the current theory is that it came from a Greek word that sounded a bit like "cats and dogs" but it's not certain either.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Wouldn’t miss it for the world "

Logical enough... It's so special that you'd pass on anything else in the entire world in order not to miss out on it.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"As happy as Larry.

Sure it could have any Tom, Dick or Harry but they had to pick on Larry

And who the hell were Tom,Dick and Harry "

Tom, Dick and Harry were three of the most common names in use in the English speaking world so the phrase signified common, average, or ordinary people.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"How about don’t be there til you’re back "

Go so fast that by the time you get there you're already back. Impossible obviously, but it emphasises the importance of speed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As happy as Larry.

Sure it could have any Tom, Dick or Harry but they had to pick on Larry

And who the hell were Tom,Dick and Harry

Tom, Dick and Harry were three of the most common names in use in the English speaking world so the phrase signified common, average, or ordinary people. "

And Larry is Larry Foley, a boxer in the late 1800s who'd never lost a fight and won large amounts of money

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

You two are fab oracles lol loving it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't have it both ways

I just love these explanations. Thank you

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By *lue eyesMan
over a year ago

cavan

He'd or she'd steel the cross of an ass.

Money is as scarse as hens teeth.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

He's not the sharpest tool in the box

If work was in the bed he'd sleep on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut your mouth and eat ( my mum’s best quote)

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"You can't have it both ways

I just love these explanations. Thank you"

Surely isn't that what a DP is all about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He'd or she'd steel the cross of an ass.

Money is as scarse as hens teeth.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

He's not the sharpest tool in the box

If work was in the bed he'd sleep on the floor

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"Steal the cross of an ass" is a bit like skinning the hide of a flea. Like someone is so tight or that big a thief they'd steal/take the cross-shaped mark off an ass's back

Anything that's scarce or rare as hen's teeth is because hens don't have teeth so there's literally none of whatever it is

Can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear just means you can't make something of high quality from poor quality materials, and making a pig's ear of something is from the same origin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say god bless and I'm as far from religious as you can get......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He'd or she'd steel the cross of an ass.

Money is as scarse as hens teeth.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

He's not the sharpest tool in the box

If work was in the bed he'd sleep on the floor

"

Not the sharpest tool in the box comes from sharp also meaning bright or clever and dull also meaning unintelligent (as opposed to sharp -pointed and dull -blunt)

And if work was in bed he'd sleep on the floor just means he'd do anything to avoid work

Sorry...self confessed nerd about this stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya wouldn't put a rumour out in that weather

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Hurler on a ditch

Peel an orange in pocket

Make sense.. But I do love them.

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork


"As happy as Larry.

Sure it could have any Tom, Dick or Harry but they had to pick on Larry

And who the hell were Tom,Dick and Harry

Tom, Dick and Harry were three of the most common names in use in the English speaking world so the phrase signified common, average, or ordinary people. "

Or any Tom,Dick and Harry

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"As happy as Larry.

Sure it could have any Tom, Dick or Harry but they had to pick on Larry

And who the hell were Tom,Dick and Harry

Tom, Dick and Harry were three of the most common names in use in the English speaking world so the phrase signified common, average, or ordinary people.

Or any Tom,Dick and Harry "

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over


"I always say god bless and I'm as far from religious as you can get...... "

Bless you is a plague thing isn’t it after sneezing ?

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By *ertwoCouple
over a year ago

omagh

ah wyned yar neck in

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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Mockings catching when the devil is watching..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always say god bless and I'm as far from religious as you can get......

Bless you is a plague thing isn’t it after sneezing ?"

I'm not sure sometimes people look at me odd in shops... Maybe they think I'm a priest

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As happy as Larry.

Sure it could have any Tom, Dick or Harry but they had to pick on Larry

And who the hell were Tom,Dick and Harry

Tom, Dick and Harry were three of the most common names in use in the English speaking world so the phrase signified common, average, or ordinary people.

Or any Tom,Dick and Harry "

Or no ordinary Joe Soap.

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

"The head on that and the price of cabbage"

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

don t look a gift horse n the mouth

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

As happy as Larry!

Whoever Larry was he must’ve been a jolly old fckr

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Limerick's a lady

Thought it was a city

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Living the life of Reilly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a bag of Cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As happy as Larry!

Whoever Larry was he must’ve been a jolly old fckr "

Larry's up there already

He was Larry Foley, a boxer

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over a year ago


"Living the life of Reilly...."

Riley was a man who came into a lot of money in a song in the late 1800s

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By *azzaman1970Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune!!

What’s that about? Sure is all only a load of horse hair anyway.

The wood used to make instruments "dries out" (thats not the proper description) over the years making a difference to the acoustic values of said instrument, making it sound nicer than a recently made one! "

Did not know this one but it’s in the memory now. Didn’t need long division any way so bye

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By *azzaman1970Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I always say god bless and I'm as far from religious as you can get......

Bless you is a plague thing isn’t it after sneezing ?"

Yes it is, comes from the time of Black Death and the old nursery rhyme ring a ring a rosies pocket full of posies. When you got the Black Death when someone sneezed you were actually saying a prayer for them as it was one of the signs you had caught it. Pocket full of posies were carried because of the stench of death so people carried them and sniffed them, then tissue tissue we all fall down means ya sneeze and fall down dead. Just love this one lol so nerdy at times I know

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By *azzaman1970Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Anyone know toeing the line I think there are a few for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone know toeing the line I think there are a few for it "

I think it's from naval inspections from the days of wooden ships

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Pull your socks up

Do they do miracles

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By *azzaman1970Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Anyone know toeing the line I think there are a few for it

I think it's from naval inspections from the days of wooden ships"

Heard that as well but some say it’s a boxing term from when they had a line they had to put a toe on then the match started lol who knows with this one

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"Anyone know toeing the line I think there are a few for it

I think it's from naval inspections from the days of wooden ships

Heard that as well but some say it’s a boxing term from when they had a line they had to put a toe on then the match started lol who knows with this one "

Think its from the Darts myself as they couldn't see their feet on the ground because of their bellies and the commentator would say " Jockey Wilson You're toeing the line "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes you'll be left like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Mouth as big as the Fireplace .. think it's a dub saying

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By *DedalusMan
over a year ago

London

“Same difference”

…but…but there’s no difference…

…let alone two differences…unless you’ve introduced a third thing against which the things you are comparing have the same difference…and in that case, you’ve gone mad with power you ought not wield.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

On your bike

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'd like to speak with the monkey not the organ grinder

Don't tell your granny how to suck eggs

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By *ubenesqueBlondeWoman
over a year ago

lisburn/Quigleys Point

When you know, you know

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By *ind PaddyMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Where were you, "Up the fat women's arse in Moore Street"

My mother inner city Dub.

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

A sore finger is a sore thing but a sore thing isn't a sore finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always darkest before dawn...no is not it's darkest at midnight when the sun is on the other side of the world

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"It's always darkest before dawn...no is not it's darkest at midnight when the sun is on the other side of the world "

Florence and The Machine would beg to differ

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"It's always darkest before dawn...no is not it's darkest at midnight when the sun is on the other side of the world "

It's darkest between dusk and dawn. That leaves a window of a few hours. During the height of the summer it most likely wouldn't be fully dark by 12 midnight.

In any case, even if I'm wrong, sure isn't midnight just a few hours before dawn anyway?

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By *oursexyassWoman
over a year ago

Westmeath/rosscommon

Cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear "

That makes perfect sense to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear "

One of my favourites...as it was my grandmother's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's always darkest before dawn...no is not it's darkest at midnight when the sun is on the other side of the world "

Midnight is before dawn though

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

If they had brains they be dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's always darkest before dawn...no is not it's darkest at midnight when the sun is on the other side of the world

Midnight is before dawn though "

And it's after it too

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork


"Football."

Football comes from a time when everything was played on horse back.

Then people started games with out horses, using their own feet. These games were called football because they were played on foot. Has nothing to do with kicking a ball

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

You won’t plough a field by turning it over in your head…..

Makes sense to me….

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Well that beats Banagher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The luck of the Irish.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Well that beats Banagher "

And Banagher beat the devil…..

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By *rs is a fab fuckCouple
over a year ago

City

I’ll hit you so hard in one ear, you’ll feel it in the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your arse is parsley

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

He’s tighter than a ducks arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your arse is parsley"

Always knew this one as "your arse in parsley"

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Is that what your auld lad got for throwing stones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He’s tighter than a ducks arse "

This is because a duck's arse is watertight

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"He’s tighter than a ducks arse

This is because a duck's arse is watertight "

Can ducks only poop when not in water?

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By *ustjosh123Man
over a year ago

Dublin

“I’ll do it now in a minute”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He’s tighter than a ducks arse

This is because a duck's arse is watertight

Can ducks only poop when not in water?"

Now there's a question

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Look out!:

which actually means that the recipient should keep their head down and not look out!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"He’s tighter than a ducks arse

This is because a duck's arse is watertight

Can ducks only poop when not in water?

Now there's a question "

Maybe they poop when they duck dive

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"He’s tighter than a ducks arse

This is because a duck's arse is watertight

Can ducks only poop when not in water?

Now there's a question

Maybe they poop when they duck dive "

You could be onto something there

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Is it in yet…….

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Fancy a fuck

Spaghetti straight

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

What goes up must come down

Everything happens for a reason yes we know please don't remind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stay going so.

Well which is it....stay or go ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'He works long hours' what is this about, is there suddenly more than 60 minutes in an hour

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

An empty sack cannot stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mum says to her son "if you fall off that wall and break both your legs, don't come running to me"

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By *lue eyesMan
over a year ago

cavan

Sur you couldn't beat it with a big stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How’s she cuttin’

Or

She’s sucking’ diesel now "

How is your machine cutting grass

She's running well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Have your cake and eat it too

Surely you don't have your cake then"

Did you watch the netflix recreation of the unibomber? They mention the origins of the phrase which was "you can't eat your cake and have it too". The phrase became mixed through colloquial speech patterns over time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An empty sack cannot stand "

I've been there brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real irish phrase is I do be, I do be hanging after the few pints.

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By *nwrap4funMan
over a year ago

Ireland


"You can't have your bread buttered on both sides "

You can if your making a triple decker sandwich - although, if you don't like butter, you could try an alternative

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By *nwrap4funMan
over a year ago

Ireland


"As cool as a cucumber... Are cucumbers really that cool girls?"

They might be if you put them in the fridge to chill first

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By *nwrap4funMan
over a year ago

Ireland


"A mum says to her son "if you fall off that wall and break both your legs, don't come running to me" "

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By *ulu00Woman
over a year ago

Donegal

If your granny had balls she'd be your granda!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Have your cake and eat it too

Surely you don't have your cake then"

It's actually "you can't eat your cake and have it."

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By *entleman from The NorthMan
over a year ago

croydon

Standing up like a chocolate frog in a freezer ...

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Up jack's arse and around the corner

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"Up jack's arse and around the corner "

Is this a Newcastle thing....its brilliant

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By *lue eyesMan
over a year ago

cavan

You're about as useful as a chocolate fire guard

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

Popular saying down our way is .

Well fuck me pink .

Is that even possible

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By *lue eyesMan
over a year ago

cavan

Well who do you think you're going to satisfy with that

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"WHAT'S FOR YOU WON'T PASS YOU"

...meaning you're meant to have certain people, things and events happen anyway in your life no matter what.

Absolute tripe...

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By *acob12369Man
over a year ago

URPANTS

The shit has hit the fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be there till you're back.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Up jack's arse and around the corner

Is this a Newcastle thing....its brilliant "

It's something I've heard as a child and continued. nope I'm sure it was around everywhere

I'll be back in a minute, nobody ever is

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham


"The shit has hit the fan"

What doesn’t make sense about that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up jack's arse and around the corner

Is this a Newcastle thing....its brilliant "

I've never heard it

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Up jack's arse and around the corner

Is this a Newcastle thing....its brilliant

I've never heard it "

It was mainly used if someone asked you where you going as if it's any of their business

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Don't dig me for this but in Scotland

Hot potato and steamer

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