FabSwingers.com forum: Fab has ruined me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In just three working days I've had to stifle giggles at

DP Salt (ouchie!)

MFF Contracts (imagine the trade they could pick up)

and last, but by no means least, the lady who asked if we sold scissors because her pussy had got all matted

What has Fab ruined for you?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Can you come and trim my bush please?"

I love being a gardener though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Can you come and trim my bush please?"

I love being a gardener though.

Can you do topiary?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

My innocence

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

The vegetable aisle ,can't keep a staight face while handling the cucumbers (juvenile I know )

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

When someone says rim I do have a habit of giggling a bit. BBC as well

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

A hotel stay there are a real letdown if you not having a meet

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Life.....as I knew it.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

My faith in humanity

Na...

Interesting questions.... fuck me there all so samy now

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""Can you come and trim my bush please?"

I love being a gardener though.

Can you do topiary?

Not on lady gardens. My tool is much too big for that.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

""Can you come and trim my bush please?"

I love being a gardener though.

Can you do topiary?

Not on lady gardens. My tool is much too big for that.

Only good for roughing out mick

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A van driving around The Naas Road that says DVP veg prep

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

I work with a lad and his initials are MMF, and there written on his hard hat, work jackets, and all his other gear at work, I know he wouldn't be impressed if I explained things to him

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""Can you come and trim my bush please?"

I love being a gardener though.

Can you do topiary?

Not on lady gardens. My tool is much too big for that.

Only good for roughing out mick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tapping it won't work, you'll have to put it in."

No problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Tapping it won't work, you'll have to put it in."

No problem "

God yes, forgot about that one...probably because I say it so often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure look ill never turn down an offer like that

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By *azzaman1970Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Generally walking around looking at people and asking myself “I wonder what their name is on fab” or are they even on fab and what are they wearing under their big coat. Think I need to get out more lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When someone drops the word fabulous into a sentence and you start wondering if they've here

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By *iscreet Suck n GoMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but it has made us stronger together as has all our choices

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

I always smile to myself when I get an email from DP - Data Protection

B x

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"A van driving around The Naas Road that says DVP veg prep "

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"No but it has made us stronger together as has all our choices "

Ahhh thats cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do home deliveries for one of the big supermarkets. When the shopping contains a cucumber my mind goes to only one thing lol. Have also delivered the odd aubergine

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By *ouple 0073Couple
over a year ago

donegal

"In just three working days I've had to stifle giggles at

DP Salt (ouchie!)

MFF Contracts (imagine the trade they could pick up)

and last, but by no means least, the lady who asked if we sold scissors because her pussy had got all matted

What has Fab ruined for you?"
lucky you

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Anytime the word flange is mentioned in work I giggle.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Fandango..

Nuff said

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By *ack_Pot_69Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Google 'Anal'ytics

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