FabSwingers.com forum: Bedroom dilemma...

By *nceuponatimecpl OP Couple
over a year ago

The edge of town

Calm down, it's nothing steamy or sordid....

Last week G was away & tasked me with doing the laundry & changing the bedclothes, possibly an error of judgement on her part. She arrived home to a freshly made bed with grey undersheet & duvet, albeit 2 different shades of grey, pale pink oversheet & a motley collection of white, yellow, pink & grey pillowcases, again not matching either of the previous 2 shades of grey.

As I see it most of our time in bed is spent sleeping so therefore we can't see them and it makes no odds, apparently I was wrong! So wrong in fact that was implied that this is possibly acceptable grounds for a divorce, she has been sleeping in said bed, although she has likened it to sleeping in a tub of Neapolitan ice cream...

So folks, am I married to an OCD sufferer, or am I just a horrendous monster???

Answers on the back of a €50 note please

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

You're wrong no point in fighting it

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Yup your wrong

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Backs out of thread whistling and thinking of the state of my own bed at the moment and the non matching pillow cases and duvet cover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you’ve made your bed now sleep in it

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By *azzaman1970Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Even when you’re right you’re wrong don’t you know women are never wrong. Live by 2 simple rules

1) a woman is never wrong

2) if you think she is wrong see rule 1

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I sleep on the left side of the bed because my wife is always right

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Backs out of thread whistling and thinking of the state of my own bed at the moment and the non matching pillow cases and duvet cover."

Shocking... I wouldn't go near you with a bed like that.

I'd bang you on the kitchen table all the same

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Now I want a block of HB Neopolitan Ice cream and wafers

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

If she was indeed OCD, she would have made sure to impart you with the knowledge of how to do laundry without such carnage hence you, sir, must be a horrendous monster

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By *rash26775Man
over a year ago

all over

Monster

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

The home , should at all times be in ‘show home’ mode . The colour choice is extremely concerning therefore

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Backs out of thread whistling and thinking of the state of my own bed at the moment and the non matching pillow cases and duvet cover.

Shocking... I wouldn't go near you with a bed like that.

I'd bang you on the kitchen table all the same

I've no tablecloth on that tho either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank you, for the entertainment and for giving me another reason to be grateful for being single

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

thank you, for the entertainment and for giving me another reason to be grateful for being single"

It's always black and white for you Geordie

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

It's like the saying goes ...

If you don't want to do a job, do it badly.

I think you know it somehow

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Your missus is a monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite frankly,You should be ashamed of yourself. Like imaging you come home from a hard day at work and she dished up your dinner in the dogs bowl lol haha imagine your surprise

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Monster !

Was it deliberate tho so you won't be asked to do it again ??

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By *nceuponatimecpl OP Couple
over a year ago

The edge of town

" Quite frankly,You should be ashamed of yourself. Like imaging you come home from a hard day at work and she dished up your dinner in the dogs bowl lol haha imagine your surprise "

She'd never be that cruel.... to the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude you sleep in a bed??

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By *elehotCouple
over a year ago

lisburn

All bed linen should be ironed before going on the bed, eveything to match with bed made with hospital corners lol

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By *nceuponatimecpl OP Couple
over a year ago

The edge of town

There still appears to be no definitive answer. Am I wrong wrong, or only wrong because G thinks I'm wrong??

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Congratulations Op on getting a duvet into a Duvet cover on your own .....

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"There still appears to be no definitive answer. Am I wrong wrong, or only wrong because G thinks I'm wrong??

Do you think your wrong ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congratulations Op on getting a duvet into a Duvet cover on your own ....."

Ah come on now... its not exactly hard in fairness. With my eyes closed

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By *nceuponatimecpl OP Couple
over a year ago

The edge of town

"There still appears to be no definitive answer. Am I wrong wrong, or only wrong because G thinks I'm wrong??

Do you think your wrong ? "

Of course not, I sleep soundly every night

Actually, so does G

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

Well here is a thought! If mrs was Ocd, she would have had the duvet, matching sheets, pillow cases folded neatly into the co-ordinating pillow case, and colour blocked in the hot press.

Then you would have done it right right.

Maybe it was a test, to see if you are colour blind or common sense blind either way id give u an A+ for effort.

Tabitha xxx

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Galway

"There still appears to be no definitive answer. Am I wrong wrong, or only wrong because G thinks I'm wrong??

Aha, what is the sound of one hand clapping? There is no answer, only long nights of silent meditation and cold bum, while you try to figure out where it all went so wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry...you're a monster

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

You are most definitely wrong but I do have to agree in part with a previous poster if G was infact ocd she would have had them matching and ready to be taken out of the hotpress altogether. I will admit to being ocd about having my bedding matching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How dare she OP. The cheek of her with her unreasonable demands

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol

"Calm down, it's nothing steamy or sordid....

So folks, am I married to an OCD sufferer, or am I just a horrendous monster???

Answers on the back of a €50 note please

Thats painting a picture of student-ville to me ... you are a monster

and mrs deserves the €50 for trauma!

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Hmmmm sounds like weaponised incompetence or else ive been spending far too much time on reddit aita and have become incredibly cynical

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Being single I don't have that problem. I change them every year if needed.

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By *nceuponatimecpl OP Couple
over a year ago

The edge of town

"Congratulations Op on getting a duvet into a Duvet cover on your own ....."

It's not that difficult, but it does involve e a brief Casper impersonation !

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By *nceuponatimecpl OP Couple
over a year ago

The edge of town

"Well here is a thought! If mrs was Ocd, she would have had the duvet, matching sheets, pillow cases folded neatly into the co-ordinating pillow case, and colour blocked in the hot press.

Then you would have done it right right.

Maybe it was a test, to see if you are colour blind or common sense blind either way id give u an A+ for effort.

Tabitha xxx

Thanks Tabitha, now G will probably go & rearrange the hotpress

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Congratulations Op on getting a duvet into a Duvet cover on your own .....

It's not that difficult, but it does involve e a brief Casper impersonation !"

Did you sing the song

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Well here is a thought! If mrs was Ocd, she would have had the duvet, matching sheets, pillow cases folded neatly into the co-ordinating pillow case, and colour blocked in the hot press.

Then you would have done it right right.

Maybe it was a test, to see if you are colour blind or common sense blind either way id give u an A+ for effort.

Tabitha xxx

Thanks Tabitha, now G will probably go & rearrange the hotpress

That is literally how Tabs has our hot press, fully matched bedding in their relevant pillowcases!

Lol

Foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're wrong no point in fighting it

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Well here is a thought! If mrs was Ocd, she would have had the duvet, matching sheets, pillow cases folded neatly into the co-ordinating pillow case, and colour blocked in the hot press.

Then you would have done it right right.

Maybe it was a test, to see if you are colour blind or common sense blind either way id give u an A+ for effort.

Tabitha xxx

Thanks Tabitha, now G will probably go & rearrange the hotpress

That is literally how Tabs has our hot press, fully matched bedding in their relevant pillowcases!

Lol

Foo

In fairness only the bottom shelf as she can't reach the others

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By *ark321Man
over a year ago

letterkenny, donegal/sligo/galway

2 ways to look at it. She'll probably never ask you to change them again or she'll leave out the new ones to put on so there's no mistake.

The other is your wrong anyway, it's not the way she'd do it clearly and we're idiots.

Best option take her to pick some brand new ones, and pick the dearest option of the ones she likes best. Then go for lunch.

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Well here is a thought! If mrs was Ocd, she would have had the duvet, matching sheets, pillow cases folded neatly into the co-ordinating pillow case, and colour blocked in the hot press.

Then you would have done it right right.

Maybe it was a test, to see if you are colour blind or common sense blind either way id give u an A+ for effort.

Tabitha xxx

Thanks Tabitha, now G will probably go & rearrange the hotpress

That is literally how Tabs has our hot press, fully matched bedding in their relevant pillowcases!

Lol

Foo

In fairness only the bottom shelf as she can't reach the others

PMSL

and totally true!

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By *immyK67Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Ah my anxiety

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Top sheet, really? Why?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Top sheet, really? Why?

Top sheets are designed for wiping your cock on. Saves on having to wash the curtains I suppose

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

If a man speaks in the woods with no woman around, is he still wrong?

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By *azzaman1970Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Let’s put the boot on the other foot and compare shall we? Imagine getting home from work and expecting a lovely dinner all lovingly prepared by your loved one. Instead of the steak, chips peas and other accompaniments you would expect with a meal like this she sets down a plate full of jelly, mash potatoes, cucumber and strawberry jam. It is still lovingly prepared but it’s just wrong on so many levels lol good effort but should do better lol

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

Go straight to the dog house... do not collect your pink pillow on the way out... LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she was indeed OCD, she would have made sure to impart you with the knowledge of how to do laundry without such carnage hence you, sir, must be a horrendous monster

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or if she is that old, she would have just done it herself, as no matter what he would have got it wrong

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"There still appears to be no definitive answer. Am I wrong wrong, or only wrong because G thinks I'm wrong??

Do you think your wrong ?

Of course not, I sleep soundly every night

Actually, so does G

There's your answer

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By *ealcoupleCouple
over a year ago

"Calm down, it's nothing steamy or sordid....

So folks, am I married to an OCD sufferer, or am I just a horrendous monster???

Answers on the back of a €50 note please

She is less OCD than me it seems, i would not be able to sleep in it, I would have had to change it. Dirty sweaty sex would be the perfect excuse to need to change it again so soon.Lol

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Ah the old male solution. Do the job badly, won't be asked again. Very clever the Tipp lads are

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I keep coming back to this thread thinking it’s about anal but it’s not. It’s about changing fecking bedsheets

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Oh God so so wrong that would definitely hurt my eyes

B x

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By *ushin realityCouple
over a year ago

swords

Wrong on so many levels disgraceful behaviour

Ooooh god now I've just realised I leave out the bed linen for beds to be changed so it's done right

Am I OCD!!!

Why did I get involved

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By *nceuponatimecpl OP Couple
over a year ago

The edge of town

Well now folks, G here and have only just seen this thread! Glad to see I am not the only person who thinks multicoloured/mismatched bed linen is an abhoration. The only reason I slept in the cotton kaleidoscope was I was so bloody tired

And yes it was "weaponised incompetence" and yes I am taking a leaf out of Tabitha's book and colour coding to avoid future catastrophic events. Or give in and make the bed myself.

I also love some of the dinner suggestions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calm down, it's nothing steamy or sordid....

So folks, am I married to an OCD sufferer, or am I just a horrendous monster???

Answers on the back of a €50 note please

I made a similar mistake with similar criticism afterwards. No,I didn't notice before that they are all matching. My bad. Really it doesn't bother me...much to the severe annoyance of someone who sleeps on the other side of the bed

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By *ild WomanWoman
over a year ago

carlow

I know am OCD have sheet and matching pillow cases, duvet cover and matching pillow cases all in one pillow cases it the one of duvet match. I live on my own and my spare bed is the same all had to match.

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"Even when you’re right you’re wrong don’t you know women are never wrong. Live by 2 simple rules

1) a woman is never wrong

2) if you think she is wrong see rule 1 "

3) if you know your right see rule 1

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