FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing Sex!

By *ubenesqueBlonde OP Woman
over a year ago

lisburn/Quigleys Point

What is the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you during sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really get embarrassed

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Torn banjo string

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By *omtom21100Man
over a year ago

Fareham/Portchester

I think it was a mini stroke… perhaps embarrassing is not the right description, but I did have to stop

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By *ubenesqueBlonde OP Woman
over a year ago

lisburn/Quigleys Point

Don’t want to gross anyone out but I hadn’t had sex in maybe a year ( don’t judge lol) and I met someone for a social that turned into more….. let’s just say the bed sheet resembled the scene from The Godfather with the horses head! I was completely mortified but he took it all in his stride

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By *ubenesqueBlonde OP Woman
over a year ago

lisburn/Quigleys Point

"Torn banjo string

Ooooooo painful

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Torn a foreskin and dislodged a coil or two

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Also that time I bought and used those Performa condoms, not knowing what they were about... and things very much went south

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By *ubenesqueBlonde OP Woman
over a year ago

lisburn/Quigleys Point

"Also that time I bought and used those Performa condoms, not knowing what they were about... and things very much went south

What are those?!

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By *antricswingMan
over a year ago

louth

Pulled a hamstring

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Ending up in A&E afterwards

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By *ubenesqueBlonde OP Woman
over a year ago

lisburn/Quigleys Point

"Ending up in A&E afterwards "

What’s the story there

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Also that time I bought and used those Performa condoms, not knowing what they were about... and things very much went south

What are those?!

Johnnies that are advertised as making you last longer - they have an anaesthetic lube inside! Never again. Total floppy on me! Back in my student days.

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By *ubenesqueBlonde OP Woman
over a year ago

lisburn/Quigleys Point

"Also that time I bought and used those Performa condoms, not knowing what they were about... and things very much went south

What are those?!

Johnnies that are advertised as making you last longer - they have an anaesthetic lube inside! Never again. Total floppy on me! Back in my student days."

Oh I don’t like the sound of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking "5 seconds is a long time!"

Ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Candle wax down the Redeye , all over her too, heavily scented candles , took a few days for the "mince meat look" to disappear

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Fanny farts,I was mortified !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny farts,I was mortified !

Fanny farts they are so embarrassing its happened to me a few times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been with a woman if you fuck her ass she pooped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been with a woman if you fuck her ass she pooped"

Not good

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Let rip a huge fart once. She laughed it off, fucking mortified. Much younger then, now probably just meh.

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By *anda2coxWoman
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Oh god fanny farts are the worst, you can't anticipate them or control them

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By *igglefunWoman
over a year ago

Cork

Used be embarrassed by the old fanny farts

But hey it's only air

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

Dislocated a shoulder and broke a bed. Embarrassing part was going to a&e in a gladiator costume

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

Friction burn on my Penis. Hurt like fuck

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Ending up in A&E afterwards

What’s the story there

A torn banjo and a emergency morning after pill after another tear

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By *anFromMarsMan
over a year ago

North

Yep I tore my banjo too in my early days, nearly fainted with the amount of blood, had to go to the doc next morning just to compound the embarrassment

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By *sa_curiousMan
over a year ago

Waterford

Broke the bed head board in a B&B.

Went out and bought super glue the next morning

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By *verageman81Man
over a year ago

lerwick

Came as soon as my cock entered her mouth. Utterly embarrassed after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On hols met a gorgeous girl from UK, sat by the pool flirting and having a few cocktails etc. A few days later we went up to my apartment, very chilled casually getting naked when my stomach started churning. I was behind her when I eventually had to run to the toilet. She laughed in fairness to her and left shortly after

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By *ubenesqueBlonde OP Woman
over a year ago

lisburn/Quigleys Point

"On hols met a gorgeous girl from UK, sat by the pool flirting and having a few cocktails etc. A few days later we went up to my apartment, very chilled casually getting naked when my stomach started churning. I was behind her when I eventually had to run to the toilet. She laughed in fairness to her and left shortly after

I’d a similar experience myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the fuck are ya man?" In a thick geordie accent

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By *ub23Man
over a year ago

wandering

Trying so hard not to cum it kills everything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Where the fuck are ya man?" In a thick geordie accent

Was it me?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Beck about ten years ago, had been celibate for an extended period. I had been chatting to a lady online for a while and then one day, by pure chance, we discovered we were within a 100m of each other, she staying in a hotel that I happened to be working at.

She invited me in and things got heated very quickly. At one point she seductively pulled down my boxers, declaring in her sexy Donegal accent that she was going to tease me until I couldn't bear it.

Before she had my boxers at my knees I exploded all over her upper face and into her hair.

To be fair, she saw the funny side and we showered together and started again.

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By *illy10willyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

There common

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By * man and his fleshlightMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Having first time sex with a woman I was dating….she wanted me to pull out and cum on her belly….I was all too happy to oblige….however at the point of orgasm I also let out the loudest fart you could imagine

Whoops

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By *ublad500Man
over a year ago

dublin

Hooked up with a guy once and then his wife walks in as he was fucking me. I thought he was single. She was looking to fit me and I just wanted to leave I literally grabs my stuff and ran out while I was half naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was banging the woman in her kitchen worktop when I noticed the door with was ajar opened slightly, I had a quick look around saw nothing continued upon my merry way when I felt something licking my behind, apparently her labrador wanted in on the action, I collected my stuff embarrassingly and left

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By *teppenwolfMan
over a year ago

Cork

Ladies.....regarding the fanny farts.

Im just gonna put it out there.

Some men find it hugely erotic.

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

"Yep I tore my banjo too in my early days, nearly fainted with the amount of blood, had to go to the doc next morning just to compound the embarrassment "

Done here while dry riding.

At first we thought it was hers….. did feel quite woozy when I realised it was mine.

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By *un for fun.Man
over a year ago

Co.Cork

Was having sex with my girlfriend of the time in her bedroom, no one else home, she was on the bed with her legs on my shoulders, me at the end of the bed pounding her and her mother walked in, they had arrived home early and we never heard them. To say things were a bit awkward for a while after that.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

First couple I ever met I had a meet planned all showered and shaved ready to go my best when she cancelled

I posted an status showered and shaved and no where to go. Then my box lit up with a mail come to ours shes horny so we chatted and he sent me directions and off I headed oh my sweet devine she was a stunner sitting there. So we got comfy and she started sucking my cock man I was hard ready to be the best shag she ever had

put the condom on and got behind her as she sucked her partner I am not joking u I barely pushed in and boom filled the condom well fook it I thought. she smiled and said dont wory it happens and she started sucking again had me hard as fook in mins but took her time and after 30 mins she rolled on the condom again, no anaxiety here proud that I was hard and ready to go again her self sucking him and I pushed again the feel of her tight vag opening around my cock almost sucking me in and boom filled the condom I swear I fought I struggled to hold back but alas no good. He was a gent we had a beer and chatted before I left deflated but not to be put off a few weeks later I attended a social and met a woman and her partner and how would u say redeemed myself and set me off on my fab journey

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By *obshortMan
over a year ago

Cork

"Don’t want to gross anyone out but I hadn’t had sex in maybe a year ( don’t judge lol) and I met someone for a social that turned into more….. let’s just say the bed sheet resembled the scene from The Godfather with the horses head! I was completely mortified but he took it all in his stride

Think most of us have been there at least once if not twice or more. But at the end of the day. Most guys will just accept it as life.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I've been with a woman if you fuck her ass she pooped

Not good

It can get messy

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Fanny farts,I was mortified !

Fanny farts they are so embarrassing its happened to me a few times lol

Ffs he pumped u full of air what he expect

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I don't really get embarrassed "

Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really get embarrassed

Yet

If I got to this age I doubt it's gonna happen now CJ, no matter what evils you are plotting

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I don't really get embarrassed

Yet

If I got to this age I doubt it's gonna happen now CJ, no matter what evils you are plotting

Moi, evils and plotting you have such a bad opinion of innocent me

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I don't really get embarrassed

Yet

If I got to this age I doubt it's gonna happen now CJ, no matter what evils you are plotting

Moi, evils and plotting you have such a bad opinion of innocent me

Reminds me we still owe CJ a special treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really get embarrassed

Yet

If I got to this age I doubt it's gonna happen now CJ, no matter what evils you are plotting

Moi, evils and plotting you have such a bad opinion of innocent me

Reminds me we still owe CJ a special treat.

We do

and none of us getting any younger so we need to get a wriggle on

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

When we were teenagers hubby's folks went out for the day so we planned on some rampant sex for the day. After an energetic and vocal session I walked down to the kitchen and thought I heard voices in the living room, oh god no I thought. Stuck my head around the door and my hubby's aunt, her husband and their adult children and small grandchildren were sat there. Awkward lol though made for a good story at our wedding

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By *sopon86Man
over a year ago

louth dublin

Had a women accidently shit herself doing reverse cowgirl.luckily they were malteasers and rolled off,needless to say she didnt want to meet again

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Torn a foreskin and dislodged a coil or two"

F me! That was one hell of a ride!!

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

Got off with a girl in a nightclub in Monaghan and wanted to sneak off somewhere unseen. There was a big stone wall beside the place so after deciding to go behind it I had to lift her up and over. Did the deed in the grass but unfortunately when I lifted her up to get back over she lost her balance and fell off cutting her hands and knees. Her mates were not happy with me!!

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By *itchIsBoredWoman
over a year ago

hormone city central

"First couple I ever met I had a meet planned all showered and shaved ready to go my best when she cancelled

Cj u blew with me many a night and I've never even touched ur dick

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