FabSwingers.com forum: Burglar

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims.

What are you stealing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lisa’s batteries haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left socks

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Right Socks

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre

Shoe laces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone chargers

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Remote controls .

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

The battery cover of all the remote controls

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By *ex coupleCouple
over a year ago

wexford

Plug end off magic wand

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

All the fuses in their plugs

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

There WIFI box

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By *heekyChap93Man
over a year ago

The milk

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Kettle

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Condoms and lube

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

Toilet Paper

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

All their forks

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

Light bulbs

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By *hezGeekCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *hezGeekCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I wouLdn't steal anything, but I would just slightly rearrange some items in the house and leave the front door unlocked to confuse them.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

The lock from the bathroom doors

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The key to their toilet and bathroom.

The main fuse from their fuseboard.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Their thesaurus

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By *heekyChap93Man
over a year ago

The dust pan and brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cushions off their couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jars of Nutella

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Jars of Nutella "

Ouch, that hurts the most

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By *heDevilsownMan
over a year ago

Go West

There toothbrushes

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By *ulu00Woman
over a year ago

Donegal

I wouldnt steal things, id start adding random things to their house, like a mini elton john in the corner of the family wedding picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The toilet seats

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

The dust filter from their vacuum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone charger

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

The microwave plate

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By *ngel and EvilCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Hair dryer and brushes

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

Favourite pillow

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By *irabella0608Woman
over a year ago

Wexford

I would hide little sweets random places in the house

They may waiting me with open doors next time

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Galway

Id scatter a few pieces of Lego around the house.

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By *nickers pants guyMan
over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else

I would steal the innocence of any lady's in the house

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By *argus12Man
over a year ago

meath dublin

Milk from fridge

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

The front door.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"The front door."

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

One battery from each remote.

The left shoe of each pair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would leave an elf on the shelf somewhere with a note saying I saw everything

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By *sopon86Man
over a year ago

louth dublin

Every xmas i sneak into my mothers house and rob a bulb out of her xmas tree lights and replace it with a dud.she thinks am a great electrican because manage to fix them every year

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By *sopon86Man
over a year ago

louth dublin

"All their forks"
id go for there spoons quicker,more annoying

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Fuses from plugs…..

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I know who I'm inviting back from this thread - the rest of you are evil

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"Fuses from plugs….."

Ouch. Very sneaky...

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By *uskysoundsCouple
over a year ago

Mazarrón, Spain

The makeup bag

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Buttons……

Not the chocolate kind, but if I find them they’re gone too…..

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

The nice biscuits leave them with just the rich tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Toilet roll

You wouldn't be able to carry it all

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

All the door handles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me Runners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The curtains!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet roll

You wouldn't be able to carry it all

Hehehe

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

How much money do they have before it's slightly who lives in this house bath bombs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lightbulbs

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By *anFromMarsMan
over a year ago

North

The key for the handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the clothes hangers

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

Bras and tit tape

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

Tea spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea bags and coffee

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'd just swap every single light bulb for the lowest wattage bulbs possible.

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By *ffloadMan
over a year ago

cork

I'd take all the wine bottle openes and bottle openes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teabags, Lamp/Light Shades, Console Controllers, Toothbrush, Pillows.

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

One shoe

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

The bristles from every toothbrush in your house

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

Open all the plug tops and rob the 13amp fuses....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn batteries around in all remotes, turn toilet toll the opposite way, put the toaster in the cupboard.

Sway few picture frames around

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