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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway

It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you

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By *arper8000Man
over a year ago

cork

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By *arper8000Man
over a year ago

cork

I went to school in Kerry... does that qualify me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Era sure at this stage Chewbacca is claiming he’s from Kerry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Era sure at this stage Chewbacca is claiming he’s from Kerry "

And r2d2 loads of batteries

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Fi if uh hav nevr shagged a kurryman uh haven't evr shagged atall.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Think Gerald80 is a Kerryman

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Tír na nÓg

A rare breed...

David Attenborough latest series based in Killarney

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Kerry cattle are a recognised rare breed as are Kerry Bog Ponies.

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Think Gerald80 is a Kerryman "

This was his suggestion

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Think Gerald80 is a Kerryman

This was his suggestion "

Thought it might have been

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By *sopon86Man
over a year ago

louth dublin

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By *sopon86Man
over a year ago

louth dublin

I have kerrygold butter in the fridge,does that qualify lol

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Think Gerald80 is a Kerryman "

That’s a scurrilous accusation, my reputation is already hanging by a thread

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Think Gerald80 is a Kerryman

This was his suggestion

Thought it might have been "

Im full of good ideas

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork


"Think Gerald80 is a Kerryman

That’s a scurrilous accusation, my reputation is already hanging by a thread"

It's like the British trying to claim our national treasures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to volunteer as tribute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to volunteer as tribute. "

Just for context. I’m in Dublin with work. But Kerry originally

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway

The amount of people claiming tenuous links to Kerry is shocking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The amount of people claiming tenuous links to Kerry is shocking!"

It's a two degrees of separation Irish thing!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I once fed the Penguins in Dingle Aquarium....does that count

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Think Gerald80 is a Kerryman

That’s a scurrilous accusation, my reputation is already hanging by a thread

It's like the British trying to claim our national treasures "

Aww, I’m a national treasure. Your too kind

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Ciarrai abu

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"I once fed the Penguins in Dingle Aquarium....does that count "

No but I know where I’m going now! You can feed them????

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Just curious why would you want to shag a kerry man?

Is it a bedpost notch kinda thing or do you have a kink for accents?

Or is there some hidden kerry talents I've never heard of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you "

We are still here !!

"Being a Kerryman, in my opinion, is the greatest gift that God can bestow on any man. When you belong to Kerry you know you have a head start on the other fellow. It is almost unbearable being a Kerryman and it is an awesome responsibility." John B Keane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fi if uh hav nevr shagged a kurryman uh haven't evr shagged atall. "

"How would you know a Cork Footballer?, He's the one that thinks Oral Sex is just talking about it"

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol


"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you

We are still here !!

"Being a Kerryman, in my opinion, is the greatest gift that God can bestow on any man. When you belong to Kerry you know you have a head start on the other fellow. It is almost unbearable being a Kerryman and it is an awesome responsibility." John B Keane"

where's the clapping emoji! what a quote

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Just curious why would you want to shag a kerry man?

Is it a bedpost notch kinda thing or do you have a kink for accents?

Or is there some hidden kerry talents I've never heard of? "

Fuck knows DH…t’was a notion last night

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By *sopon86Man
over a year ago

louth dublin

Its like the _erryman that tried to blow up a car,,,burnt his lips on the exhaust

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway

I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Tír na nÓg

Daithi busy prepping for late late show

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Daithi busy prepping for late late show "

Will all the grannies that watch him in the afternoon be able to stay up that late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one "

Your Filters !!

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one

Your Filters !!"

Are set as they are for a good reason you are the real one on the thread though so at least there’s that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one

Your Filters !!

Are set as they are for a good reason you are the real one on the thread though so at least there’s that "

And I will take that compliment, a Real Kerryman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one

Your Filters !!

Are set as they are for a good reason you are the real one on the thread though so at least there’s that

And I will take that compliment, a Real Kerryman "

Your a hybrid Kerry/cork

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West


"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one "

Tell them you've road frontage and your inbox will explode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one

Tell them you've road frontage and your inbox will explode "

It’s that you Danny or Michael sure yer the only ones that have road frontage in the kingdom

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West


"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one

Tell them you've road frontage and your inbox will explode

It’s that you Danny or Michael sure yer the only ones that have road frontage in the kingdom "

Ah will ou goway ou dat and schtop pulling my leg will ou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one

Your Filters !!

Are set as they are for a good reason you are the real one on the thread though so at least there’s that

And I will take that compliment, a Real Kerryman

Your a hybrid Kerry/cork "

Pure Kerry, need the auld passport for work

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By *o excitingCouple
over a year ago

Kerry

Kerry will have u no prob, get ur ass down here

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By *r MacmullyMan
over a year ago

Tarbert


"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one "

We will need to change that. Real keryman here also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one

We will need to change that. Real keryman here also"

Ah lads ghab is Kerry tarbert your local shop is in limerick for god sake

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By *tanonieMan
over a year ago

killorglin

Up the puck with his tail up .

Genuine kerry guy here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming out of the woodwork now sure she’s probably fed up of looking now

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A Dublin man sees a sign outside a Kerry farmhouse:

'Talking Dog For Sale'... He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden

The man sees a nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there

"Do you really talk?" He asks the dog.

"Yes!" The Labrador replies.

After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story!"

The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.

I wanted to help the government, so I joined the Garda.

"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world drug lords, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies

for eight years, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Dublin airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired!"

The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the Kerryman how much he wants for the dog.

"Ten Euro!" The owner says.

“A tenner?? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's a lying bastard. He's never been out of the garden!"

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By *tanonieMan
over a year ago

killorglin

Lol lol ?? ??

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By *opgun999Man
over a year ago

tralee

We're ere

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By *unKinkCplCouple
over a year ago

Macroom/killarney

What about a Kerry couple??

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By *issMercedesMrFordCouple
over a year ago

City

We are from Kerry but live in Waterford

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By *pin21Man
over a year ago

Killarney

Up the Kingdom

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Still alive and kicking for now..

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Messaged you. Always glad to help lol

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By *tanonieMan
over a year ago

killorglin

Still trying to get a meet down here is like pulling hens teeth though

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"The amount of people claiming tenuous links to Kerry is shocking!"

And the fact that they would is baffling

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By *rJames_KerryMan
over a year ago

Kerry


"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you "

True Kerry man here.

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

city

I'm 2% kerry. Does that qualify me ?

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Me dog is from kerry.

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By *Whiskey Guy 2.0Man
over a year ago

Ballynaughty

A Kerry man here

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By *ayoguy57Man
over a year ago

foxford

I’m on the mayo border with Kerry lol

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By *ameswXXXMan
over a year ago

Killarney


"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you "
really I'm. Available for your every need xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Dublin man sees a sign outside a Kerry farmhouse:

'Talking Dog For Sale'... He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden

The man sees a nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there

"Do you really talk?" He asks the dog.

"Yes!" The Labrador replies.

After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story!"

The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.

I wanted to help the government, so I joined the Garda.

"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world drug lords, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies

for eight years, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Dublin airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired!"

The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the Kerryman how much he wants for the dog.

"Ten Euro!" The owner says.

“A tenner?? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's a lying bastard. He's never been out of the garden!""

brilliant

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By *errymanMan
29 weeks ago

killarney / tralee


"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you "

An Asian in a Kerry. Are you interested? Lol

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By *ofusplusCouple
29 weeks ago

Limerick


"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you

An Asian in a Kerry. Are you interested? Lol"

In fairness she's probably done a Kerryman at this stage

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By *chochamberWoman
29 weeks ago

New York, Shannon

Jesus, I ve shagged a fair few in my time.

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By *ysticalirishMan
29 weeks ago

Dundalk


"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you

An Asian in a Kerry. Are you interested? Lol

In fairness she's probably done a Kerryman at this stage "

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Jaffa I’m at your service

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
29 weeks ago

Galway


"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you

An Asian in a Kerry. Are you interested? Lol

In fairness she's probably done a Kerryman at this stage "

I can neither confirm nor deny

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By *tanonieMan
29 weeks ago

killorglin

Damed if you did and damed if ya didn't lol lol

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By *ofusplusCouple
29 weeks ago

Limerick


"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you

An Asian in a Kerry. Are you interested? Lol

In fairness she's probably done a Kerryman at this stage

I can neither confirm nor deny "

No luck yet so

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
29 weeks ago

Belfast


"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you "

If you need lube on your conquest, butter is better, Kerrygold is best

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By *astelloWoman
29 weeks ago

Tír na nÓg

Jeez we're resurrecting posts that have long gone. Jaffa hope you got your piece of Kerrygold...

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
29 weeks ago

Galway


"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you

An Asian in a Kerry. Are you interested? Lol

In fairness she's probably done a Kerryman at this stage

I can neither confirm nor deny

No luck yet so "

Correct they’re awful far away

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By *teppenwolfMan
29 weeks ago

Cork and Limerick

Not always

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