FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say during sex and in a sports shop

By *ildGrover OP Man
over a year ago

rathfarnham

Was in elverys earlier on and this woman was leading kids down the stairs to the checkout

"Hold onto your balls"

I had to stifle a laugh....

She must have shouted it out 3 or 4 times... "Hold on tight to your balls!"

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

That's a bit tight in the arse

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Was in elverys earlier on and this woman was leading kids down the stairs to the checkout

"Hold onto your balls"

I had to stifle a laugh....

She must have shouted it out 3 or 4 times... "Hold on tight to your balls!"

She's obviously not on Fab

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Some racquet in here

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I need new studs

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Can you pump my balls please.

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By *ildGrover OP Man
over a year ago

rathfarnham

"Was in elverys earlier on and this woman was leading kids down the stairs to the checkout

"Hold onto your balls"

I had to stifle a laugh....

She must have shouted it out 3 or 4 times... "Hold on tight to your balls!"

She's obviously not on Fab

Do you have to be on fab to know that shouting out "hold on tight to your balls" is somewhat suggestive??

I like a firmer rod

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'll pay with cash if that's alright

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By *amsandwichMan
over a year ago

Galway

In the Box

Man on

Nice dribble

Do you have this in a bigger size

Do you have this in a smaller size

Fits like a glove

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By *ackson088Man
over a year ago

cork

Any watersports

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Do you have paddles?

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By *ikewantstoplayMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Ah you love riding, well you’ve came to the right place.

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

That's not how you use a hurley!

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I could ride that over and over again.

Do you want to use the wood

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By *ikewantstoplayMan
over a year ago

somewhere

And that’s how you get a hole in one

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I need a new set of (snooker) balls.

My (shuttle)cock needs some attention.

I want to exchange these new speedos for a mankini

My barrel needs rebored

My aim is not what it was

You don't like GAA shirts!

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By *hysoserious2012Man
over a year ago

meath louth border

Will the paddle be strong enough for that

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Can I get a discount if I pay for everyone on the team?"

"How far do you think I can get with this wood?"

"Do you have something for water hazards?"

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By *edknobsMan
over a year ago

mullingar

Will it last 18 holes?

Can I try it on?

Does your foot feel tight in it?

I don't need the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats a spectacular finish inside the box"

"And he bends one in"

"And he steps up to the mound"

"He's looking to perfect his swing"

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Lot of people have confused being in a sport shop with playing sports

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By *onster-ManMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I have no idea what I'm doing here"

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By *cl2010Couple
over a year ago

cork

You can pull a muscle

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By *mup4itareyouMan
over a year ago

Dublin / Wexford

[Removed by poster at 25/03/23 05:04:24]

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

They bounce great

This is how I grip mine

That's a fine stick

Have you something to dry my balls

It takes me a few goes to get it in the hole

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Can you wrap it for me - grip on a hurl

What's the biggest size you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New balls please

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By *_05Man
over a year ago

D11

Wow, you're a pro when it comes to this!

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