FabSwingers.com forum: Describe yourself as a food

By *astello OP Woman
over a year ago

Far far away

Just a bit of fun.

I'm a cauliflower white, lumpy but looks nice to look at.

Not to everyone's taste, but nice when slathered in a sauce.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Marmite. No explanation needed

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Coffee......dark, strong and hard to swallow

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Venison.

Strong flavour, a little bit exotic, wild and natural, ...and you can call me deer if you wish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passion fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A soft Chocolate soufflé...

Perfect for licking slowly..

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By *ames CoughlanMan
over a year ago

Cahir

Cucumber.....so many ways to use a cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasabi - looks harmless enough ....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Peanuts.....if you not careful you could cho ke on me ....that and a lot of people are allergic to me

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Gummy bears

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Beluga caviar, in superb condition, that has been stored in an old tin that is about to be opened and eaten by connoisseurs who appreciate its provenance.

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

Cocktail sausage !!

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By *ubberNumbersCouple
over a year ago

dublin

Pizza - when we're good it's good, and when we're bad.... It's still pretty good

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By *eathernsilkMan
over a year ago

armagh

Watermelon. Despite the hard exterior, just a softie inside that'll make your mouth water.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

A microwaveable dinner because l'm ready in five minutes, look nothing like my pictures, and l'm just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you're desperate.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Why be one, when you can be the menu?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Gummy bears"

Feckin earworm now

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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Mid Meath

I’m a beef stew. Warming, huggable, good for you and the longer you have me on the go the tenderer and tastier I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream, may seem cold on the outside however when sensually put on the body tingles and then licking up can cause explosive reactions inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee......dark, strong and hard to swallow

love strong coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a croissant, odd shape, a but flaky but surprisingly sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any guilty pleasure take away, arrived direct to your door just when you need it and with no big clean up.

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By *eline5000Woman
over a year ago

dublin

Blue steak

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Gummy bears

Feckin earworm now

Your supposed to eat them not stick em in your ears

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

A wrinkly spud, with a bit of creativity you still get a decent meal out of it.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"A wrinkly spud, with a bit of creativity you still get a decent meal out of it.

What are ya like covered in melting butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gummy bears

Feckin earworm now

Bouncing here and there and everywhere!

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

"Gummy bears

Feckin earworm now

Bouncing here and there and everywhere!"

Nooooooooo.....that song

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By *rinibooWoman
over a year ago

clare

Chocolate .

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

A tbone steak. Definitely fatty in part, but goes down with a smile and fills you up to the brim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite. No explanation needed

Snap

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Poppin candi .... you feel a lil childish when you want me but the packing is irresistible... once you put me in your mouth .. the excitement makes your eyes widen and your all giggly with joy... you know you shouldn't..but you can't resist more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries,

Succulent, sweet and once you’ve tried then you have to have more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sour patch gummies.

Sweet on the outside but bitter on the inside

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

A potatoe. Lots of versatility and very tasty when treated right

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

Twix. 2 fingers to the world

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"A potatoe. Lots of versatility and very tasty when treated right

You're a decent spud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream cracker boring I know

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By *hamimanMan
over a year ago

Brownie- A brownie a day keeps the frownies away

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"A potatoe. Lots of versatility and very tasty when treated right

You're a decent spud

you could say a chip off the old block even

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Cream cracker boring I know "

But so versatile

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Gummy bears

Feckin earworm now

Your supposed to eat them not stick em in your ears

They'd sure make for very sticky ear plugs

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By *oursexyassWoman
over a year ago

Westmeath/rosscommon

Strawberry

Soft and sweet once you taste you want more

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

Hmmmm blackpudding maybe, I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but I'm a bit of fat, lovely in the morning and I go well with a few other people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strawberry

Soft and sweet once you taste you want more"

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orange. Tough outside, soft and juicy inside. Plus good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonald’s strawberry milkshake I go down easily

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

Gobstopper.

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Pineapple for obvious reasons

Fleshy, tropical and sweet once you peel back the tough exterior.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Ripe, juicy papaya still warm from the tropical sun,.. sweet, luscious and lickable.

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

Christmas Dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why be one, when you can be the menu?

This is my favourite answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An egg - lots of different ways to have me but with the same outcome delicious

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Why be one, when you can be the menu?

This is my favourite answer

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By *obroyman17Man
over a year ago

Spaghetti - straight until wet

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