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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do Fabbers regard as a complete no-go on someone's profile? Now I know there is no one answer for everyone but I think it could be interesting.

For me the moment I see they are have 'No single guys' I back out of the profile. Best not to waste either of our time.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Wouldn't consider that a red flag more of a preference in my option....

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By *ackonthemarketCorkMan
over a year ago

East Cork


"What do Fabbers regard as a complete no-go on someone's profile? Now I know there is no one answer for everyone but I think it could be interesting.

For me the moment I see they are have 'No single guys' I back out of the profile. Best not to waste either of our time."

No single guys ain’t really a red flag, thats just a woman/couple saying that they’re not here for single guys.

Red flag to me is if a profile is over a few months old and has no verifications whatsoever ( everyone should at least be able to get photo verified )

Other red flag would be “couples” profile where it says the lady is taking a break for a while….. but quite a few of them are just single guys keeping a couples profile to increase chances of a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't consider that a red flag more of a preference in my option...."

Yes I get that. I think it is more of an issue with how I phrased it. More a reason why you wouldn't contact a profile? Does that make more sense.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

People who write " send face pic with first message" or people who want a face pic before giving one .... no thanks pushy freaks

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Any permanently negative bios or forum contributions with nasty statuses all while claiming "It was self defence your honour."

Any members of the AKA (Arse Kissers Anonymous) who are happy to ignore all of the above.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Short stubby fingers

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Short stubby fingers "

Does that mean you like a deep fingering?

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Short stubby fingers

Does that mean you like a deep fingering? "

Na just someone who can hold a couple of bottles in one hand and a couple of dinner plates in the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are so far up their own arses they can't see daylight for shite.

Pardon my french

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Couples profiles whose status always says “only male half available tonight”

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


" For me the moment I see they have 'No single guys' I back out of the profile. Best not to waste either of our time."

Are you referring to that automated line "Not looking for single guys"?

If you are, it shows on a profile when they have blocked single guys from messaging. It doesn't mean they're not looking for single guys, it means they don't want the usual crappy messages. It's a misleading setting and I wish they'd change it to what it actually means.

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Bareback pics on a singles account or multiple cocks bareback on a couples account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" For me the moment I see they have 'No single guys' I back out of the profile. Best not to waste either of our time.

Are you referring to that automated line "Not looking for single guys"?

If you are, it shows on a profile when they have blocked single guys from messaging. It doesn't mean they're not looking for single guys, it means they don't want the usual crappy messages. It's a misleading setting and I wish they'd change it to what it actually means."

Do what your saying is ignore it and message them anyway?

Got it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bareback pics on a singles account or multiple cocks bareback on a couples account. "

That's the biggest NO for us. If you ain't safe, you ain't for us.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


" For me the moment I see they have 'No single guys' I back out of the profile. Best not to waste either of our time.

Are you referring to that automated line "Not looking for single guys"?

If you are, it shows on a profile when they have blocked single guys from messaging. It doesn't mean they're not looking for single guys, it means they don't want the usual crappy messages. It's a misleading setting and I wish they'd change it to what it actually means.

Do what your saying is ignore it and message them anyway?

Got it ... "

Try it on our profile and see what happens

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By *hoknows82Man
over a year ago

South Dublin

- The obvious, no photo verification etc.

- People asking to talk on Kik.

- no clear pics, messy room in background ??

- Overly combative feel to the profile description.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"- The obvious, no photo verification etc.

- People asking to talk on Kik.

- no clear pics, messy room in background ??

- Overly combative feel to the profile description."

"Combative"

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Overly explicit pictures / lack of any class

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" For me the moment I see they have 'No single guys' I back out of the profile. Best not to waste either of our time.

Are you referring to that automated line "Not looking for single guys"?

If you are, it shows on a profile when they have blocked single guys from messaging. It doesn't mean they're not looking for single guys, it means they don't want the usual crappy messages. It's a misleading setting and I wish they'd change it to what it actually means."

Exactly that line. If I cannot message them, which is totally fine, I just move on. If someone is looking to be contacted by a single guy I will leave it until they want to contact me instead.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


" For me the moment I see they have 'No single guys' I back out of the profile. Best not to waste either of our time.

Are you referring to that automated line "Not looking for single guys"?

If you are, it shows on a profile when they have blocked single guys from messaging. It doesn't mean they're not looking for single guys, it means they don't want the usual crappy messages. It's a misleading setting and I wish they'd change it to what it actually means.

Exactly that line. If I cannot message them, which is totally fine, I just move on. If someone is looking to be contacted by a single guy I will leave it until they want to contact me instead."

So who do you contact then ?

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

“Been here before and know the score”

Whilst being on the site for months and no veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veri rabbit holes that have a group of hidden profiles all verifying each other.

A lack or tits.

Condescending attitude to the people you are apparently trying to fuck.

Lack of boobs.

Photos that look like they were taken with a 1990 disposable camera.

No titties on sight

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Veri rabbit holes that have a group of hidden profiles all verifying each other.

A lack or tits.

Condescending attitude to the people you are apparently trying to fuck.

Lack of boobs.

Photos that look like they were taken with a 1990 disposable camera.

No titties on sight

"

Man boobs sufficient?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veri rabbit holes that have a group of hidden profiles all verifying each other.

A lack or tits.

Condescending attitude to the people you are apparently trying to fuck.

Lack of boobs.

Photos that look like they were taken with a 1990 disposable camera.

No titties on sight

Man boobs sufficient? "

There is a flag on the play

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Veri rabbit holes that have a group of hidden profiles all verifying each other.

A lack or tits.

Condescending attitude to the people you are apparently trying to fuck.

Lack of boobs.

Photos that look like they were taken with a 1990 disposable camera.

No titties on sight

Man boobs sufficient?

There is a flag on the play"

What ?

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By *ngel and EvilCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

The "will fill in later" bios and been on for over a year

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

Definitely for me:

1. older profiles with no verifications

2. I think someone mentioned about bareback pics...in agreement

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

A red flag to me implies danger. I doubt there are any profiles advertising the fact that they might be dangerous - be that because they're hunting for vulnerable prey to abuse, stalk, assault or similar.

If you had a different meaning in mind, as in, what puts us off? The answer is a possible collection and combination of little things that add up, like for example:

name of the profile, pics displayed or lack of, profile text or lack of, veris displayed or lack of, status updates, forum contributions, a previous message received... whole host of things

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

I feel very iffy about large age gaps between couples if the girl is late teens, early 20s

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

A truckload of verifications!

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By *aracarMan
over a year ago

waterford

A profile with no photos.

No verifications on old profiles.

A "couple" profile with no photos or the other half being overseas etc.

People who ask for your kik or WhatsApp straight away.

Pushy people.

Good riddance to them all

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"A truckload of verifications! "

So what ratio of veris to time on Fab would qualify as 'a truckload'?

Or are we talking pure numbers?

For example, would a profile 10 years old with 300 veris be worse than a profile a year old with 100 veris?

What about coffee veris? Would all coffee veris be a red flag?

Would all meet veris be a red flag?

Would 20 veris from a Meet n' Greet after a week on the site be a red flag or a green one?

Your point raises many questions, my head hurts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sure verifications could be all from socials, I wouldn't regard that as an issue. Even if they were all sex, who cares? As long as people are safe it shouldn't make a difference.

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"A truckload of verifications! "

If a person doesn’t show their veri summary (like me) you have no idea how many veris they have.

It’s who the veris are from and the type of veris they leave others that would be a red flag for me.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Photo's that are "off"

A circular trail of veri's by hidden profiles or people not on site for a few months

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By *iscreet Suck n GoMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Profiles who describe themselves as 'good looking' or 'attractive' you know they are probably an ahole lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do Fabbers regard as a complete no-go on someone's profile? Now I know there is no one answer for everyone but I think it could be interesting.

For me the moment I see they are have 'No single guys' I back out of the profile. Best not to waste either of our time."

when don't have many pics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got no single guys only on my profile which is weird as I only selected women and women couples as the only people I want to see thats it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do Fabbers regard as a complete no-go on someone's profile? Now I know there is no one answer for everyone but I think it could be interesting.

For me the moment I see they are have 'No single guys' I back out of the profile. Best not to waste either of our time."

when profile like a novel lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback. Instant block...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ones that say no cock pics but have millions pics there fanny lol

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Profiles who describe themselves as 'good looking' or 'attractive' you know they are probably an ahole lol."

Not sure if they're an asshole or not but considering that looks are very much subjective, they are possibly setting themselves up for a major fall

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Any mention of narcotics or abusive status updates. Certain comments on the forums would be also a red flag especially political comments that would be the opposite of ours. Also any mention of how intelligent they are (9 times out of 10 the opposite is true)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any mention of narcotics or abusive status updates. Certain comments on the forums would be also a red flag especially political comments that would be the opposite of ours. Also any mention of how intelligent they are (9 times out of 10 the opposite is true)"

10% of people know that's 90%

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

People with their face in their profile pic and mention how discreet they are in their bio

The redflag in this case is flagging their stupidity

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"People with their face in their profile pic and mention how discreet they are in their bio

The redflag in this case is flagging their stupidity"

Maybe it's not their own face?

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre


"People with their face in their profile pic and mention how discreet they are in their bio

The redflag in this case is flagging their stupidity

Maybe it's not their own face? "

Ah jeez, if ye had to pick a face surely you’d pick one that was good looking

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Not writing back to my messages. But that's so rare I don't have to worry about it.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

There are so many red flag warning signals, that it is probably easier to list the green flags; but for me the most significant red flag, by a long chalk, is a female (from Dublin) who has the most scanty profile that has just been uploaded, with impatience to meet!

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne


"Bareback pics on a singles account or multiple cocks bareback on a couples account.

That's the biggest NO for us. If you ain't safe, you ain't for us."

Same

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By *otentialhandfulWoman
over a year ago

Banbridge

Been on here 7 years! Don't want to say how many verifications but I love the meet and Greet socials, can easily get 10/15 verifications from there, and still guys say I've fucked the site!!

Really???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all a matter of preference and perspective.

One person's idea of 'hot' is anothers idea of 'not'.

Some see risk/danger others see risk/excitement.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"A truckload of verifications! "

Those who are bitter and jealous of the success of others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A truckload of verifications!

Those who are bitter and jealous of the success of others."

Why assume it's from bitterness or jealousy?

It depends on what you consider 'success' and if their goals match your goals.

As numbers go up attraction can go down. And that's as common on fab as much as off fab.

There have been recent threads in the Lounge on this and many many posts on being selective in partner choice or poly or ENM or other non-mono lifestyles that don't result in a high or frequent turnover of partners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multiple close up pics!

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By *appyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *appyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"What do Fabbers regard as a complete no-go on someone's profile? Now I know there is no one answer for everyone but I think it could be interesting.

For me the moment I see they are have 'No single guys' I back out of the profile. Best not to waste either of our time.

No single guys ain’t really a red flag, thats just a woman/couple saying that they’re not here for single guys.

Red flag to me is if a profile is over a few months old and has no verifications whatsoever ( everyone should at least be able to get photo verified )

Other red flag would be “couples” profile where it says the lady is taking a break for a while….. but quite a few of them are just single guys keeping a couples profile to increase chances of a meet"

Yea

Exactly this,

Strange you never see the male half of the couple taking a “break”

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Will fill in later..

Married but she knows

Adventurous

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

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By *unagryMan
over a year ago

Castlebar

Slightest sign of Narcissism ....

Oh no ..Wouldnt like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine

Professional

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By *rAndMrsRightCouple
over a year ago

newtownabbey

Anyone calling themselves any variation of Mr Grey is a pretty big red flag for me - wannabe doms can be dangerous.

Snap chat filtered photos (especially face photos) is another red flag - likely a catfish.

Lots of bj photos with different people- that person likes pulling out their phone during sex. Big no no. I'm here to enjoy a moment, not for a photoshoot.

Missus

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By *XlalaXXWoman
over a year ago

tipperary


"Veri rabbit holes that have a group of hidden profiles all verifying each other.

A lack or tits.

Condescending attitude to the people you are apparently trying to fuck.

Lack of boobs.

Photos that look like they were taken with a 1990 disposable camera.

No titties on sight

"

This made me lol

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Anyone calling themselves any variation of Mr Grey is a pretty big red flag for me - wannabe doms can be dangerous.

Snap chat filtered photos (especially face photos) is another red flag - likely a catfish.

Lots of bj photos with different people- that person likes pulling out their phone during sex. Big no no. I'm here to enjoy a moment, not for a photoshoot.

Missus "

Ahh yes I have that photoshoot thing too. Any profile that wants photos or video would be a red flag.

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

Red flags for me...if I spot any of the following in their photos or Bio text.

Wheelbarrows. Gaa jerseys. Air fryers. Dog shit. Wheelie bins. Messy kitchens. Firearms. Lava lamps. Plastic coverings on the sofa. Balaclava's. Bus passes. Toenail clippings. There's others but that's the highlights.

However, if there's loads of Titties in the photos I tend not to see the other stuff in the Back round. Blind spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red flags for me...if I spot any of the following in their photos or Bio text.

Wheelbarrows. Gaa jerseys. Air fryers. Dog shit. Wheelie bins. Messy kitchens. Firearms. Lava lamps. Plastic coverings on the sofa. Balaclava's. Bus passes. Toenail clippings. There's others but that's the highlights.

However, if there's loads of Titties in the photos I tend not to see the other stuff in the Back round. Blind spot "

Have to admit, the GAA jersey is one for me also

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Red flags for me...if I spot any of the following in their photos or Bio text.

Wheelbarrows. Gaa jerseys. Air fryers. Dog shit. Wheelie bins. Messy kitchens. Firearms. Lava lamps. Plastic coverings on the sofa. Balaclava's. Bus passes. Toenail clippings. There's others but that's the highlights.

However, if there's loads of Titties in the photos I tend not to see the other stuff in the Back round. Blind spot "

Ah now, that's wheelbarrowist!

#Wheelbarrowshavefeelings too!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

There are very few red flags I see on profiles like a la said there are things I may not like or appeal to me on a profile but they aren't red flags.

The only red flags would be veris from people I know would stir shite if you met someone they met so it's easier to avoid even chatting to those so you stay away from unnecessary drama.

And the other would be profiles that show they are into the more extreme side of sex but then after being told by others it's wrong they change it to better their chances of a meet.I have seen that happen on here a few times and that would be a red flag to me as I'd prefer to know before interacting.That is when notes come in handy though.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Red flags for me...if I spot any of the following in their photos or Bio text.

Wheelbarrows. Gaa jerseys. Air fryers. Dog shit. Wheelie bins. Messy kitchens. Firearms. Lava lamps. Plastic coverings on the sofa. Balaclava's. Bus passes. Toenail clippings. There's others but that's the highlights.

However, if there's loads of Titties in the photos I tend not to see the other stuff in the Back round. Blind spot "

Must organise a "spot the above items" photo

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Red flags for me...if I spot any of the following in their photos or Bio text.

Wheelbarrows. Gaa jerseys. Air fryers. Dog shit. Wheelie bins. Messy kitchens. Firearms. Lava lamps. Plastic coverings on the sofa. Balaclava's. Bus passes. Toenail clippings. There's others but that's the highlights.

However, if there's loads of Titties in the photos I tend not to see the other stuff in the Back round. Blind spot "

What if there was a naked woman with pink shoes in the wheelbarrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me its not often I'd see red flags on profiles. I would take more heed as to how people inteact with others on the forums especially when in a horrible condescending manner. That tells me a lot more than a carefully written profile.

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin


"Red flags for me...if I spot any of the following in their photos or Bio text.

Wheelbarrows. Gaa jerseys. Air fryers. Dog shit. Wheelie bins. Messy kitchens. Firearms. Lava lamps. Plastic coverings on the sofa. Balaclava's. Bus passes. Toenail clippings. There's others but that's the highlights.

However, if there's loads of Titties in the photos I tend not to see the other stuff in the Back round. Blind spot

What if there was a naked woman with pink shoes in the wheelbarrow? "

Titties trumps wheelbarrows. Blind spot.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Red flags for me...if I spot any of the following in their photos or Bio text.

Wheelbarrows. Gaa jerseys. Air fryers. Dog shit. Wheelie bins. Messy kitchens. Firearms. Lava lamps. Plastic coverings on the sofa. Balaclava's. Bus passes. Toenail clippings. There's others but that's the highlights.

However, if there's loads of Titties in the photos I tend not to see the other stuff in the Back round. Blind spot

What if there was a naked woman with pink shoes in the wheelbarrow? "

Love it

I was going to dare you but something told me to double check your profile

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Anyone waving a red flag in their profile pictures.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Anyone waving a red flag in their profile pictures."

Red flag added to shopping list

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Red flags for me...if I spot any of the following in their photos or Bio text.

Wheelbarrows. Gaa jerseys. Air fryers. Dog shit. Wheelie bins. Messy kitchens. Firearms. Lava lamps. Plastic coverings on the sofa. Balaclava's. Bus passes. Toenail clippings. There's others but that's the highlights.

However, if there's loads of Titties in the photos I tend not to see the other stuff in the Back round. Blind spot

What if there was a naked woman with pink shoes in the wheelbarrow?

Love it

I was going to dare you but something told me to double check your profile "

Lockdown boredom that was! Grass in every orifice but it was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red flags for me...if I spot any of the following in their photos or Bio text.

Wheelbarrows. Gaa jerseys. Air fryers. Dog shit. Wheelie bins. Messy kitchens. Firearms. Lava lamps. Plastic coverings on the sofa. Balaclava's. Bus passes. Toenail clippings. There's others but that's the highlights.

However, if there's loads of Titties in the photos I tend not to see the other stuff in the Back round. Blind spot

What if there was a naked woman with pink shoes in the wheelbarrow?

Love it

I was going to dare you but something told me to double check your profile

Lockdown boredom that was! Grass in every orifice but it was fun "

Haha I thought of you guys (and Geralt) when wheelbarrows were mentioned. Great pic

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Red flags for me...if I spot any of the following in their photos or Bio text.

Wheelbarrows. Gaa jerseys. Air fryers. Dog shit. Wheelie bins. Messy kitchens. Firearms. Lava lamps. Plastic coverings on the sofa. Balaclava's. Bus passes. Toenail clippings. There's others but that's the highlights.

However, if there's loads of Titties in the photos I tend not to see the other stuff in the Back round. Blind spot

What if there was a naked woman with pink shoes in the wheelbarrow?

Love it

I was going to dare you but something told me to double check your profile

Lockdown boredom that was! Grass in every orifice but it was fun

Haha I thought of you guys (and Geralt) when wheelbarrows were mentioned. Great pic "

(Runs to check out Ger's wheelbarrow)

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Requesting a specific word be used as the title of the message to prove you've read their profile.

Notions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Requesting a specific word be used as the title of the message to prove you've read their profile.

Notions. "

Jesus with some you’d be up until next Thursday reading

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red flags for me...if I spot any of the following in their photos or Bio text.

Wheelbarrows. Gaa jerseys. Air fryers. Dog shit. Wheelie bins. Messy kitchens. Firearms. Lava lamps. Plastic coverings on the sofa. Balaclava's. Bus passes. Toenail clippings. There's others but that's the highlights.

However, if there's loads of Titties in the photos I tend not to see the other stuff in the Back round. Blind spot

What if there was a naked woman with pink shoes in the wheelbarrow?

Love it

I was going to dare you but something told me to double check your profile

Lockdown boredom that was! Grass in every orifice but it was fun "

I had to go check that was real and fair play to you both.

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By *exydoctorsCouple
over a year ago

Galway/Clare

Very explicit pics, bareback pics, open face pics, pics of just one of a couple. What we want to see is pics that show you can be discreet but still give a sense of who you are.

References to things like pounding all night, can fuck for hours etc. Maybe I'm getting old but give me a few play sessions of 30-40 minutes each with nice glasses of wine in between any day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wales.Cork. Manchester United.Liverpool.Spain to name a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone saying nice normal drama free is usually all of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very explicit pics, bareback pics, open face pics, pics of just one of a couple. What we want to see is pics that show you can be discreet but still give a sense of who you are.

References to things like pounding all night, can fuck for hours etc. Maybe I'm getting old but give me a few play sessions of 30-40 minutes each with nice glasses of wine in between any day lol

"

Haha I’m one who actually likes to fuck all night and those who say they can never acutely can

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham


"Very explicit pics, bareback pics, open face pics, pics of just one of a couple. What we want to see is pics that show you can be discreet but still give a sense of who you are.

References to things like pounding all night, can fuck for hours etc. Maybe I'm getting old but give me a few play sessions of 30-40 minutes each with nice glasses of wine in between any day lol

"

The one thing I’d take from porn (well maybe back in the day porn) was that everything could be done in about 25-40 minutes

Red flags?

Close up pussy pics

Send a face pic first (with NO pics at all)

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Very explicit pics, bareback pics, open face pics, pics of just one of a couple. What we want to see is pics that show you can be discreet but still give a sense of who you are.

References to things like pounding all night, can fuck for hours etc. Maybe I'm getting old but give me a few play sessions of 30-40 minutes each with nice glasses of wine in between any day lol

Haha I’m one who actually likes to fuck all night and those who say they can never acutely can "

But by the time you discover they can’t, they probably don’t care….

But I’m a great little trier……

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