FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite break up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“It’s not me, it’s you”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together" — Marilyn Monroe

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By *mac94Man
over a year ago

belfast

Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fan of direct and to the point....

"F&%£ker..... goodbye"

Worked pretty well.

Concise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space

Yes, I am going to continue acting this way until you break up with me." ...

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

The best line I've ever received is: We are just not on the same wavelength! It's a polite way of saying "I don't really like you"!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Welcome to dumpsville, population you! - Homer J Simpson

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"I can't do this anymore!"

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Ironic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Don't ever call me ..l want nothing to do with you " .. usually works pretty well

..not an easy thing to experience tbh ..on any side.

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By *appyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Welcome to dumpsville, population you! - Homer J Simpson "

This wins LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told you last night not to come back here"

I was pissed and had no recollection of the conversation, not my proudest moment.

I did break up with someone and made sure my car was at least a mile from the break up fallout zone.. didn't help, she wrecked it when I parked up for training one evening. Disaster

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By *eline5000Woman
over a year ago

dublin

Fuck off skip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I told you last night not to come back here"

I was pissed and had no recollection of the conversation, not my proudest moment.

I did break up with someone and made sure my car was at least a mile from the break up fallout zone.. didn't help, she wrecked it when I parked up for training one evening. Disaster "

Ouch !!! She obviously took it to heart ..not your car ..the break up ..no..both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I told you last night not to come back here"

I was pissed and had no recollection of the conversation, not my proudest moment.

I did break up with someone and made sure my car was at least a mile from the break up fallout zone.. didn't help, she wrecked it when I parked up for training one evening. Disaster "

I bet that hurt

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By *arpenoctum11Man
over a year ago

dublin

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm shit at rhymes

We're done feck off

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By *heeky_BudgieMan
over a year ago

Belfast

“you’re not as good as Yer Da”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my favourite but was once dumped with this craker !I'm 3 months pregnant! , which wouldn't have been so bad for the fact we where together a year and hadn't slept with each other (18/19)

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

Him - I need my space

Me - go stand in a field

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Different him - some girls preggers and claiming I'm the father

Me - raised eyebrows

Him - DNA test will prove I'm not

Me - cheerio

Last I heard hes still with her

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Welcome to dumpsville, population you! - Homer J Simpson

This wins LOL

Why thank you!

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"“you’re not as good as Yer Da”"

Says on your bio you're straight lol. How yo know how good her da is?? Lol

Just messin

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By *heeky_BudgieMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"“you’re not as good as Yer Da”

Says on your bio you're straight lol. How yo know how good her da is?? Lol

Just messin"

Ha! I am indeed.

I should have made it clearer!

I was imagining a woman dumping me with that line.

I’d burst out laughing if this was said.

Then I’d go around to my parents house and hook my da…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Ma gave me the clap

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