FabSwingers.com forum: Things you miss that used to happen

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me it has too be that knock on the door while the mince is cooking in the pan and goes as follows

How ya boss where just in the area today and I’d be just wondering could I sell ya a nice bit of carpet

Na you’re grand

Honestly boss I’ll do ya a great deal

Na you’re grand as I walk back to stir the mince

Jesus that’s a lovely fireplace boss I’ve a lovely grey carpet that would be lovely in there

As he screams Johnny cut 13 feet off that role for the boss man

Hey get out I’m not interested

Is that herself in da foto boss Jesus you got lucky there I’d say she’ll love the grey carpet boss

I told ya I’m not interested

40 euro boss I’m only giving it too ya for that coz I know ya

No I’m not interested

35 boss it’s me last offer coz I know ya

Jesus lovely dog boss what did ya pay for him boss

It’s a her

Lovely dog lovely wife you got lucky boss

30 boss I swear your killing me boss

Mince is black at this stage as I turn off the ring

Throw it in that room for the man Johnny

No take it out I don’t want it

25 boss sure it’s in now all ya have ta do is roll it out boss

I said i don’t want it kids screaming in the kitchen dog running around dinner burned

20 boss that’s as far as I’m going

I whip 20 out just too get rid of them

Should have just offered me 20 in the first place boss

Why is that I didn’t want it in the first place

Yed bin able ta ate da dinner boss he says with a smile and walks out the door