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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you was stuck on a desert island with a sex toy what would it be ???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a Johnny Holmes blow up doll with vibrating tongue option. Ride em cowgirl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think a Johnny Holmes blow up doll with vibrating tongue option. Ride em cowgirl!"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That sexy chicken lost for a hundred yrs .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think a Johnny Holmes blow up doll with vibrating tongue option. Ride em cowgirl!"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Why wex us be my toy of choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why wex us be my toy of choice "
hey darling I am not a toy I am a goddess .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so tell us girls...whats your recommendation for a good toy for a bloke ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so tell us girls...whats your recommendation for a good toy for a bloke ?"

Ball gag!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Why wex us be my toy of choice hey darling I am not a toy I am a goddess . "

That U are but hate to put on a pedestal U need to be more than looked at

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cant really see much of me either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so tell us girls...whats your recommendation for a good toy for a bloke ?"
blindfold and handcuffs than u men bea great toy

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Cant really see much of me either. "

but what can be seen plus the banter and wit U bring to these forums has stirred many a mortals intrest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohhh ty darling gotta have a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey get back to toys you two! This ain' t no flirt thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey get back to toys you two! This ain' t no flirt thread!"
hey watch out chicken or I will fry ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'm already finger linkin' good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I'm already finger linkin' good!"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"But I'm already finger linkin' good!"

Hmm like a bit of licking now what toy can U use while licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I'm already finger linkin' good!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you was stuck on a desert island with a sex toy what would it be ??????? "

If I took a Rabbit, then I could hang it from a fishing line for the sharks to try and catch and then I would have food.....

Ooops, think I misunderstood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you was stuck on a desert island with a sex toy what would it be ???????

If I took a Rabbit, then I could hang it from a fishing line for the sharks to try and catch and then I would have food.....

Ooops, think I misunderstood "
u think

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Has any of U ladys ever tried one of these fucking machines and are they as good as made out by the models showing them off on Tv seen one on sexectra one night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wat????????? Explain please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has any of U ladys ever tried one of these fucking machines and are they as good as made out by the models showing them off on Tv seen one on sexectra one night"

Tried a home made version with black n Decker...but not that great

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Basicaly its a dildo attached to a reciportating motor U mount the dildo and switch on the motor and it slips in and out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some of the men on here are like that, all rythum and no motion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"some of the men on here are like that, all rythum and no motion "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some of the men on here are like that, all rythum and no motion "

You mean the pounders? They just climb on and bang away. Such thoughtful lovers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some of the men on here are like that, all rythum and no motion

You mean the pounders? They just climb on and bang away. Such thoughtful lovers."

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

I dont have a sex toy. so id make my own one.

Ingredients.

one coconut

four bamboo sticks

one watermelon

rope and pullys from the sinken ship

A handful of honey

I would take ingredients in to my man shed ( which i built earlier ) and after a couple of hours work.

Hey Presto a Wankin machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some of the men on here are like that, all rythum and no motion

You mean the pounders? They just climb on and bang away. Such thoughtful lovers."

You need to give them feedback, take control of things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some of the men on here are like that, all rythum and no motion

You mean the pounders? They just climb on and bang away. Such thoughtful lovers.

You need to give them feedback, take control of things."
some men don't take that very well, they can't handle a forward woman. It may be easier just to stick a tv on the ceiling in some cases, as they say you can lead a horse to water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to give them feedback, take control of things."

Oh really, is that how it's done? Thanks

What if you just want to be able to enjoy your time with someone. Not have to give blow by blow instructions like a tutor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to give them feedback, take control of things.

Oh really, is that how it's done? Thanks

What if you just want to be able to enjoy your time with someone. Not have to give blow by blow instructions like a tutor"

You're kind of jumping to an extreme there. I didn't say that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some of the men on here are like that, all rythum and no motion

You mean the pounders? They just climb on and bang away. Such thoughtful lovers."

Hey some women like a good hard pounding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fleshlights work very well but I wouldn't fancy trying to clean one out on a desert island

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont have a sex toy. so id make my own one.

Ingredients.

one coconut

four bamboo sticks

one watermelon

rope and pullys from the sinken ship

A handful of honey

I would take ingredients in to my man shed ( which i built earlier ) and after a couple of hours work.

Hey Presto a Wankin machine"
why not just use your hand

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"I dont have a sex toy. so id make my own one.

Ingredients.

one coconut

four bamboo sticks

one watermelon

rope and pullys from the sinken ship

A handful of honey

I would take ingredients in to my man shed ( which i built earlier ) and after a

couple of hours work.

Hey Presto a Wankin machine why not just use your hand "

because anybody can use there hand.

As iam sure you already know

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