FabSwingers.com forum: Roast me like a little piggy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alot of lovely heated debating and subliminal shots...

Take it to the source.

Roast the profile above.

Dont be nice.

You must be a min 1.2m tall for this thread and not advised for those with heart conditions so dont post if your gonna take it badly

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Lets be real, being built as you are; you dont make roasting you easy..

Learn how to wear a sock will ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets be real, being built as you are; you dont make roasting you easy..

Learn how to wear a sock will ye

One hour wonders.... ffs call yourselves swingers?

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

"Lets be real, being built as you are; you dont make roasting you easy..

Learn how to wear a sock will ye

One hour wonders.... ffs call yourselves swingers?

I mean.. barely

You got a proper booby obsession!

Not sure that counts as a roast but sure here we are

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Lets be real, being built as you are; you dont make roasting you easy..

Learn how to wear a sock will ye

One hour wonders.... ffs call yourselves swingers?

I mean.. barely

You got a proper booby obsession!

Not sure that counts as a roast but sure here we are

Concerning obsession with cuddly toys and urinating on Christmas trees

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Ah feck it i got nothin

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

"Lets be real, being built as you are; you dont make roasting you easy..

Learn how to wear a sock will ye

One hour wonders.... ffs call yourselves swingers?

I mean.. barely

You got a proper booby obsession!

Not sure that counts as a roast but sure here we are

Concerning obsession with cuddly toys and urinating on Christmas trees

With all the lights on it, id have been fried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets be real, being built as you are; you dont make roasting you easy..

Learn how to wear a sock will ye

One hour wonders.... ffs call yourselves swingers?

I mean.. barely

You got a proper booby obsession!

Not sure that counts as a roast but sure here we are

Concerning obsession with cuddly toys and urinating on Christmas trees

With all the lights on it, id have been fried

Interesting take on CBT with your shower door.....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Lets be real, being built as you are; you dont make roasting you easy..

Learn how to wear a sock will ye

One hour wonders.... ffs call yourselves swingers?

I mean.. barely

You got a proper booby obsession!

Not sure that counts as a roast but sure here we are

Concerning obsession with cuddly toys and urinating on Christmas trees

With all the lights on it, id have been fried

Interesting take on CBT with your shower door.....

All she thinks about is Boobs

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By *lue eyesMan
over a year ago

cavan

"Lets be real, being built as you are; you dont make roasting you easy..

Learn how to wear a sock will ye

One hour wonders.... ffs call yourselves swingers?

I mean.. barely

You got a proper booby obsession!

Not sure that counts as a roast but sure here we are

Concerning obsession with cuddly toys and urinating on Christmas trees

With all the lights on it, id have been fried

Interesting take on CBT with your shower door.....

All she thinks about is Boobs

I'm worried for that poor Teddy bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lets be real, being built as you are; you dont make roasting you easy..

Learn how to wear a sock will ye

One hour wonders.... ffs call yourselves swingers?

I mean.. barely

You got a proper booby obsession!

Not sure that counts as a roast but sure here we are

Concerning obsession with cuddly toys and urinating on Christmas trees

With all the lights on it, id have been fried

Interesting take on CBT with your shower door.....

All she thinks about is Boobs

I'm worried for that poor Teddy bear

I've read the profile a few times and each time I come here to write something I've forgotten ot all again. It just doesn't stand out of stick in my brain. It's the white noise version of a profile.

The only take away I got from your whole profile was "oh that stripped Irish jersey isn't bad at all"

( as you can tell I struggled for material on that one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets be real, being built as you are; you dont make roasting you easy..

Learn how to wear a sock will ye

One hour wonders.... ffs call yourselves swingers?

I mean.. barely

You got a proper booby obsession!

Not sure that counts as a roast but sure here we are

Concerning obsession with cuddly toys and urinating on Christmas trees

With all the lights on it, id have been fried

Interesting take on CBT with your shower door.....

All she thinks about is Boobs

I'm worried for that poor Teddy bear

I've read the profile a few times and each time I come here to write something I've forgotten ot all again. It just doesn't stand out of stick in my brain. It's the white noise version of a profile.

The only take away I got from your whole profile was "oh that stripped Irish jersey isn't bad at all"

( as you can tell I struggled for material on that one)"

Be best sticking to your handy dandy 'How to get undressed' pic compliation.

No struggling with material there.... need some pointers on how to get dressed tough. Socks and ties seem to give you bother

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By *lue eyesMan
over a year ago

cavan

"Lets be real, being built as you are; you dont make roasting you easy..

Learn how to wear a sock will ye

One hour wonders.... ffs call yourselves swingers?

I mean.. barely

You got a proper booby obsession!

Not sure that counts as a roast but sure here we are

Concerning obsession with cuddly toys and urinating on Christmas trees

With all the lights on it, id have been fried

Interesting take on CBT with your shower door.....

All she thinks about is Boobs

I'm worried for that poor Teddy bear

I've read the profile a few times and each time I come here to write something I've forgotten ot all again. It just doesn't stand out of stick in my brain. It's the white noise version of a profile.

The only take away I got from your whole profile was "oh that stripped Irish jersey isn't bad at all"

( as you can tell I struggled for material on that one)"

Yeah I had a quick look at your profile and well!!!

Only for that sock.

Will you give it back to the man that owns it !! Its way to big for you lol

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Cavan, I mean, seriously - Cavan! There's nothing left to say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cavan, I mean, seriously - Cavan! There's nothing left to say!

Gosh, what a lovely pro..... *Zzzzzzzz

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Cavan, I mean, seriously - Cavan! There's nothing left to say!

Gosh, what a lovely pro..... *Zzzzzzzz "

Jeez...don't know what's worse! The tie or the fact you're from Cork!! Like the suit though...I assume you were found Not Guilty at the trial???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cavan, I mean, seriously - Cavan! There's nothing left to say!

Gosh, what a lovely pro..... *Zzzzzzzz

Jeez...don't know what's worse! The tie or the fact you're from Cork!! Like the suit though...I assume you were found Not Guilty at the trial???

Damn right!

And, better put a plank over that arse crack... Someone's liable to fall in

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

A hairy ass and saggy balls alot of thought went into that pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hairy ass and saggy balls alot of thought went into that pic

I didn't hear ya... I was too busy staring at your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hairy ass and saggy balls alot of thought went into that pic

I didn't hear ya... I was too busy staring at your tits

Pink to make the boys wink u on the right site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hairy ass and saggy balls alot of thought went into that pic

I didn't hear ya... I was too busy staring at your tits

Pink to make the boys wink u on the right site

Shouldn't you be on there looking for cubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hairy ass and saggy balls alot of thought went into that pic

I didn't hear ya... I was too busy staring at your tits

Pink to make the boys wink u on the right site

Shouldn't you be on there looking for cubs

I'm all good here u seem lost

Stranger in a strange place ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hairy ass and saggy balls alot of thought went into that pic

I didn't hear ya... I was too busy staring at your tits

Pink to make the boys wink u on the right site

Shouldn't you be on there looking for cubs

I'm all good here u seem lost

Stranger in a strange place ??"

Pull them trousers up, fer fook sake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hairy ass and saggy balls alot of thought went into that pic

I didn't hear ya... I was too busy staring at your tits

Pink to make the boys wink u on the right site

Shouldn't you be on there looking for cubs

I'm all good here u seem lost

Stranger in a strange place ??

Pull them trousers up, fer fook sake

Honestly if your gonna steal your pics from the Web do better than the 1998 Louis Copeland range.

Still it goes with the pop culture references

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hairy ass and saggy balls alot of thought went into that pic

I didn't hear ya... I was too busy staring at your tits

Pink to make the boys wink u on the right site

Shouldn't you be on there looking for cubs

I'm all good here u seem lost

Stranger in a strange place ??

Pull them trousers up, fer fook sake

Honestly if your gonna steal your pics from the Web do better than the 1998 Louis Copeland range.

Still it goes with the pop culture references "

Would you go and put a fecking shirt on... Parading about there

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