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Why do guys think that's going to turn someone on?? Huge cock, balls need to be drained...oh yes I'll be right over!! Lol
Opinions please..... 
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"It makes me want to call Dynorod" Yep me too
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"I don't post my balls updates to turn you on. It's just an up-to-date account of where my trusty testies are at in a particular moment " Well I hope you and your testes are doing well 
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"Is that not just the biggest turn off ever??
Why do guys think that's going to turn someone on?? Huge cock, balls need to be drained...oh yes I'll be right over!! Lol
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B x"And they say romance is dead | |||
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"Whenever I see this status ,I think its definelty a shout out to any of the bi guys to go drain them "Or fab straight | |||
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"Probably no different to women posting “been sooo horny today! Need some VWE help!”" Clearly fake profiles by single guys  | |||
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"Probably no different to women posting “been sooo horny today! Need some VWE help!”" Well there is one significant difference. One account will be flooded with offers and one will cause themselves more blocks/notes on profile than offers | |||
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"Whenever I see this status ,I think its definelty a shout out to any of the bi guys to go drain them
Or fab straight "Oh so so many are Fab straight for sure come on if you are bendy I'd like to know about it
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"I wonder has it ever worked " I wonder....please feel free to post here if it has
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"I wonder has it ever worked " Only one way to find out | |||
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"It makes me want to call Dynorod" Omg lmao... | |||
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"To be fair , women post similar messages I've seen posts were women say " looking for vwe " " Am horny , need cock " " Lickers apply here " And so on , is that not pretty much the same ??? " Of course it is anything graphic would be a turn off for me. But that's my opinion
Whilst I'm joking about this..my point really is if you actually chat normally I think you might get further with your endeavours
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"Genuinely don't understand the hangover horn help me get rid of it ones Does anyone want to shag someone dying of drink and smelling like a brewery " There's nothing sexier! | |||
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"Right I just updated my status. What do I do now?" Ok report back please
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"Right I just updated my status. What do I do now?" Unblock men and wait | |||
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"Right I just updated my status. What do I do now?" Stand back out of the way of the stampede | |||
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"Genuinely don't understand the hangover horn help me get rid of it ones Does anyone want to shag someone dying of drink and smelling like a brewery There's nothing sexier! "So so true lol B x | |||
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"Right I just updated my status. What do I do now? Unblock men and wait "We all have our limits | |||
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"Genuinely don't understand the hangover horn help me get rid of it ones Does anyone want to shag someone dying of drink and smelling like a brewery There's nothing sexier!
So so true lol
B x"Right! Sunday morning at yours after a night on the town | |||
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"Right I just updated my status. What do I do now? Unblock men and wait
We all have our limits "Boundaries are healthy  | |||
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"Right I just updated my status. What do I do now? Unblock men and wait
We all have our limits "You gotta unblock the guys, no point otherwise | |||
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"Genuinely don't understand the hangover horn help me get rid of it ones Does anyone want to shag someone dying of drink and smelling like a brewery There's nothing sexier!
So so true lol
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Right! Sunday morning at yours after a night on the town "Ok I'll let you know when I've d*unk lots of extra shots
I do love a Sunday in bed though
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"Right I just updated my status. What do I do now? Unblock men and wait
We all have our limits
You gotta unblock the guys, no point otherwise "And me Mrs _ofusplus can sit and watch 
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"Right I just updated my status. What do I do now? Unblock men and wait
We all have our limits
You gotta unblock the guys, no point otherwise
And me Mrs _ofusplus can sit and watch
B x"I'd pay to see that  | |||
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"Right I just updated my status. What do I do now? Unblock men and wait
We all have our limits
You gotta unblock the guys, no point otherwise
And me Mrs _ofusplus can sit and watch
B x"In the name of science | |||
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"Right I just updated my status. What do I do now? Unblock men and wait
We all have our limits
Boundaries are healthy "Boundaries can be pushed but limits are set in stone | |||
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"Genuinely don't understand the hangover horn help me get rid of it ones Does anyone want to shag someone dying of drink and smelling like a brewery There's nothing sexier!
So so true lol
B x
Right! Sunday morning at yours after a night on the town
Ok I'll let you know when I've d*unk lots of extra shots
I do love a Sunday in bed though
B x"And the more the merrier | |||
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"Right I just updated my status. What do I do now? Unblock men and wait
We all have our limits
Boundaries are healthy
Boundaries can be pushed but limits are set in stone"But in the name of science, with _ofusplus paying, I'll move that stone for you | |||
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"Nearly as bad as needing to get his dick wet." But not quite as bad as asking if they would like some baby gravy | |||
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"Nearly as bad as needing to get his dick wet. But not quite as bad as asking if they would like some baby gravy "
Never heard that one before ewwwwww lol
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" Does anyone want to shag someone dying of drink and smelling like a brewery " That just reminds me of the girls in Aldershot on any Friday night. Being a squaddie had its benefits back then lol | |||
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"Is that not just the biggest turn off ever??
Why do guys think that's going to turn someone on?? Huge cock, balls need to be drained...oh yes I'll be right over!! Lol
Opinions please.....
B x"it sounds to me like someone has a really bad infection and needs it lanced and drained  | |||
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Drain a ball or two | |||
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"Nearly as bad as needing to get his dick wet. But not quite as bad as asking if they would like some baby gravy "Or baby batter  | |||
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"Be more liberal ladies
Drain a ball or two "I tend to fill them - with air | |||
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"Nearly as bad as needing to get his dick wet. But not quite as bad as asking if they would like some baby gravy
Or baby batter"Gross
At least he didn't say he was off to find a cum bucket to drain his balls though | |||
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"From what I see on here,there are many who are more interested in shocking people and generally getting attention than they are in actually following through ,(this is further backed by the number of posts about no shows and time wasters )" Very fair point
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"Nothing like comparing your genitals to a cyst to drum up interest." I need photographic images to evaluate | |||
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"I think why he's having no luck with those amazing chat up lines is because he's not following up with the right amount of dick pics from a dirty bathroom with sky remotes and lynx cans. " The sky remote for size comparison and the lynx can to see how deep he can take it | |||
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"I think why he's having no luck with those amazing chat up lines is because he's not following up with the right amount of dick pics from a dirty bathroom with sky remotes and lynx cans. " Who would have thought it  | |||
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"Nothing like comparing your genitals to a cyst to drum up interest." Lol And yet they'll be the first to moan that you can't meet on here | |||
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"It's the meet now messages that get me they are in my area and horny and looking for a blowjob at Junction 14 after their Supermacs. No worries I'll just tell the boss I'm leaving work immediately to blow a randomer off the Internet. Now where did I put my emergency pair of sexy knickers " Rosy I've been in Junction 14 for food a few times recently I always smile and think of you
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"It's the meet now messages that get me they are in my area and horny and looking for a blowjob at Junction 14 after their Supermacs. No worries I'll just tell the boss I'm leaving work immediately to blow a randomer off the Internet. Now where did I put my emergency pair of sexy knickers " Surely all your knickers are sexy Rosy | |||
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"My prostate needs emptying any takers? "That's a load of shite | |||
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"It's the meet now messages that get me they are in my area and horny and looking for a blowjob at Junction 14 after their Supermacs. No worries I'll just tell the boss I'm leaving work immediately to blow a randomer off the Internet. Now where did I put my emergency pair of sexy knickers Rosy I've been in Junction 14 for food a few times recently I always smile and think of you
B xx"Cause its cheap and you feel sick after? | |||
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"Whenever I see this status ,I think its definelty a shout out to any of the bi guys to go drain them "This is actually the most likely | |||
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"It’s been 4 hours since my trial and I’ve had one view on my profile so I can confirm that for me at least this technique does not work. " Now if I had have been in your area... | |||
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"It’s been 4 hours since my trial and I’ve had one view on my profile so I can confirm that for me at least this technique does not work. Now if I had have been in your area... "You easily would have made it to me in 4 hours | |||
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"It’s been 4 hours since my trial and I’ve had one view on my profile so I can confirm that for me at least this technique does not work. " Oh but you forgot about the 'Ninja Mode' factor which accounts for most ladies and couples here. Your experiment was greatly flawed. You should have lifted your filters to come to a more accurate conclusion  | |||
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"It’s been 4 hours since my trial and I’ve had one view on my profile so I can confirm that for me at least this technique does not work. Oh but you forgot about the 'Ninja Mode' factor which accounts for most ladies and couples here. Your experiment was greatly flawed. You should have lifted your filters to come to a more accurate conclusion "But my filters were dropped, all and sundry were free to message. It’s just not a successful strategy to get relief | |||
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"It’s been 4 hours since my trial and I’ve had one view on my profile so I can confirm that for me at least this technique does not work. Oh but you forgot about the 'Ninja Mode' factor which accounts for most ladies and couples here. Your experiment was greatly flawed. You should have lifted your filters to come to a more accurate conclusion
But my filters were dropped, all and sundry were free to message. It’s just not a successful strategy to get relief "That's a filthy lie I tried and was rejected by said filters | |||
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"It’s been 4 hours since my trial and I’ve had one view on my profile so I can confirm that for me at least this technique does not work. Oh but you forgot about the 'Ninja Mode' factor which accounts for most ladies and couples here. Your experiment was greatly flawed. You should have lifted your filters to come to a more accurate conclusion
But my filters were dropped, all and sundry were free to message. It’s just not a successful strategy to get relief
That's a filthy lie I tried and was rejected by said filters"My filters knew it wasn’t a genuine attempt so kicked you out | |||
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"It’s been 4 hours since my trial and I’ve had one view on my profile so I can confirm that for me at least this technique does not work. Oh but you forgot about the 'Ninja Mode' factor which accounts for most ladies and couples here. Your experiment was greatly flawed. You should have lifted your filters to come to a more accurate conclusion
But my filters were dropped, all and sundry were free to message. It’s just not a successful strategy to get relief
That's a filthy lie I tried and was rejected by said filters
My filters knew it wasn’t a genuine attempt so kicked you out "Twisting the stats .... fear of the outcome | |||
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"It’s been 4 hours since my trial and I’ve had one view on my profile so I can confirm that for me at least this technique does not work. Now if I had have been in your area...
You easily would have made it to me in 4 hours "But are you worth it | |||
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"It’s been 4 hours since my trial and I’ve had one view on my profile so I can confirm that for me at least this technique does not work. Now if I had have been in your area...
You easily would have made it to me in 4 hours
But are you worth it "Only one way to find out | |||
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"*(for the avoidance of doubt I do not actually currently have a boil on my arse...)" So who squeezed it | |||
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"*(for the avoidance of doubt I do not actually currently have a boil on my arse...)" Feck! I would have traveled for that! | |||
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"It’s been 4 hours since my trial and I’ve had one view on my profile so I can confirm that for me at least this technique does not work. Now if I had have been in your area...
You easily would have made it to me in 4 hours
But are you worth it
Only one way to find out "Get back to me when you have a boil on your arse | |||
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"Is that not just the biggest turn off ever??
Why do guys think that's going to turn someone on?? Huge cock, balls need to be drained...oh yes I'll be right over!! Lol
Opinions please.....
B x"If there was ever a sign that a bloke has been watching too much porn, this is probably it! | |||
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"It’s been 4 hours since my trial and I’ve had one view on my profile so I can confirm that for me at least this technique does not work. Now if I had have been in your area...
You easily would have made it to me in 4 hours
But are you worth it
Only one way to find out
Get back to me when you have a boil on your arse "I sat on a wurthers original toffee earlier would that suffice | |||
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"Is that not just the biggest turn off ever??
Why do guys think that's going to turn someone on?? Huge cock, balls need to be drained...oh yes I'll be right over!! Lol
Opinions please.....
B x"B could not agree more. Been literally going on a mad block cause of statuses like that last few days. Miss tattoo  | |||
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"It’s been 4 hours since my trial and I’ve had one view on my profile so I can confirm that for me at least this technique does not work. Now if I had have been in your area...
You easily would have made it to me in 4 hours
But are you worth it
Only one way to find out
Get back to me when you have a boil on your arse
I sat on a wurthers original toffee earlier would that suffice "That's the equivalent of blasphemy | |||
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"Is that not just the biggest turn off ever??
Why do guys think that's going to turn someone on?? Huge cock, balls need to be drained...oh yes I'll be right over!! Lol
Opinions please.....
B x
If there was ever a sign that a bloke has been watching too much porn, this is probably it!"Very very true!
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"Is that not just the biggest turn off ever??
Why do guys think that's going to turn someone on?? Huge cock, balls need to be drained...oh yes I'll be right over!! Lol
Opinions please.....
B x
B could not agree more. Been literally going on a mad block cause of statuses like that last few days.
Miss tattoo "My block list is quite big I must say
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