FabSwingers.com forum: Worst Chat Up Lines

By *huCullain OP Man
over a year ago

Rathowen

You get the idea. Worst Chat up lines you've used or heard.

I'll start...

Are you a jig saw puzzle coz you're in bits

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Hey, what you into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're like a Honda 50 good for a ride but you don't want to be seen riding one...

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By *pin21Man
over a year ago

Killarney

I'm not the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Do you want a Donut

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Your eyes are like spanners.

Every time I look into them, my nuts tighten!

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

You must be a pirate cos your chest is a treasure

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

Do you like wine gums?

Well, wind your gums around this!

(Points to genitalia)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You must be a pirate cos your chest is a treasure"

Because you have a hidden chest, is how I've always heard that one...

My offering is; Would you like to go halves on a bastard

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By *anon17Man
over a year ago

mayo

Heard this one, not used it.

have you pet insurance? Because I am going to pound your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How ya horse

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Having done this one myself when I was younger and out clubbing when getting food after I used to take the plastic forks and walk up to people asking if they fancied a fork in a silly accent and unbelievable it actually worked a few times lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

You must be a high leaving cert result

Because I want to take you home and show you to my parents

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