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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Someone broke in overnight but were disturbed and only took whatever was on top of your fridge

What did they get

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The user manual for the fridge

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The pickled balls of the last person to break in

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Packs of dog biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

The fire and the carbon monoxide alarm

(I'm aware they shouldn't be there and don't go off quickly lying on their back

painting the kitchen ceiling and took them down)

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By *eathernsilkMan
over a year ago

armagh

A bottle of Jack Daniels

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Sweet FA

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

"Sweet FA

As above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dust bunnies

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By *lue eyesMan
over a year ago

cavan

A box of spare batteries

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Dust bunnies"

I had to Google that.

It turns out I have dust elephants up there as well.

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Tinfoil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An empty Celebrations tub that I kept for sending my secret recipe brownies in to school on birthdays... those tubs never make it home do they

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

A wide variety of crisps

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"The fire and the carbon monoxide alarm

(I'm aware they shouldn't be there and don't go off quickly lying on their back

painting the kitchen ceiling and took them down)"

Touch of the Sistine Chapel after Michelangelo about your kitchen.....

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

Painting that our 10yr old did in montessori 6yrs ago!!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

School "art"

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

A whistle that was confiscated from the kids at some stage!

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Protein powder and boxes of child movicol

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

Microwave

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

Dust

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Basket,bread bin and the food recycling bags

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

Jameson main bar

Haha... on top of the fridge? They did me a favour, I've been meaning to get rid of those empty boxes for a while now. Can you ask them to come back again next week, I'll have a few more bits ready for them

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

First aid kit and lots of dust

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

A couple of bottles of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of noodles

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

2 tins of paint and a cushion

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

The counter top…

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Fresh air

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Duct tape, Chloroform and a Blindfold

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Duct tape, Chloroform and a Blindfold

And in the boot of your car?……

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Duct tape, Chloroform and a Blindfold

And in the boot of your car?……

By the sounds of it probably a shovel

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Lucky blue boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of A5 envelopes and a paint tray

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Duct tape, Chloroform and a Blindfold

And in the boot of your car?……

Relax.......i just wana take some pictures

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Duct tape, Chloroform and a Blindfold

And in the boot of your car?……

Relax.......i just wana take some pictures

So will the crime scene investigators…..

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Duct tape, Chloroform and a Blindfold

And in the boot of your car?……

Relax.......i just wana take some pictures

So will the crime scene investigators…..

Only if im caught

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Duct tape, Chloroform and a Blindfold

And in the boot of your car?……

Relax.......i just wana take some pictures

So will the crime scene investigators…..

Only if im caught

That’s obviously where the shovel Biscuit suggested comes in…..

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Duct tape, Chloroform and a Blindfold

And in the boot of your car?……

Relax.......i just wana take some pictures

So will the crime scene investigators…..

Only if im caught

That’s obviously where the shovel Biscuit suggested comes in…..

Shhhh he let me take some pictures

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Been a fucking wild one on the forums today, I'll tell you that much. Think the weekend arriving has gone to some people's heads

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Absolutely nothing, since my fridge fits tightly and is cleaned regularly.

Furthermore, it would be impossible for anyone to burgle my home; two former homes suffered attempted break-ins (including a failed home invasion) and the multi-layered security thst has been installed in my current home could not be defeated.

The crucial difference between a burglary and a home invasion is that normally burglars want an empty house, whilst home invaders ideally want the occupants in situ, so they can be exploited, and all that this term implies!

In Ireland and the UK, a home invasion is called an aggravated burglary.

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
over a year ago

villiage

Bottle of redbreast 21 lucky it was near empty

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Nothing hate clutter

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

A dead fly. Before I could get it to the bin the dog ate it.

Otherwise nothing.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Been a fucking wild one on the forums today, I'll tell you that much. Think the weekend arriving has gone to some people's heads

How'd you get outa the boot?

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By *oxxxVixenCouple
over a year ago

Tipp, Clare,

Tiny bag of

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

A net of onions and my deceased grannys apron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate a messy house it upsets my ocd, and I've nothing worth stealing

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By *ushin realityCouple
over a year ago

swords

Dust lol

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By *umpkinnMan
over a year ago

Dublin

My slow cooker.

I won't rest until the bastards behind bars!

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"A net of onions and my deceased grannys apron

Thought you were going to say Ashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An iron that's been used about 4 times, a food mixer that I got last summer still.in it's unopened box

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Several bottles of dilute and 2 bags of Kinder Schokobons. I'll hunt the bastard down for the latter

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"An iron that's been used about 4 times, a food mixer that I got last summer still.in it's unopened box "

You need shelves

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Several bottles of dilute and 2 bags of Kinder Schokobons. I'll hunt the bastard down for the latter

No miracle whip

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

All my bottles of booze. And dust.

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

Just had a look, dust and a piece of wood..!!

And I have just the job for that bit of wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my bottles of booze. And dust. "

Oops lol

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

"School "art""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sleeping orange cat

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Absolutely nothing, since my fridge fits tightly and is cleaned regularly.

In Ireland and the UK, a home invasion is called an aggravated burglary.

Just get ta on the way in the door ... simples

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Some empty jars for stuff.. some tinfoil trays ... unless shit really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The electricity meter

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone

Manual for all appliances in the house

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By *attlerMan
over a year ago

Allovertheshop

The worktop. Good luck with getting that off lol

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Clingfilm,tinfoil and symbols boxes

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By *eeisbackMan
over a year ago

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Protein bars lol

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