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By *ornywife20 OP Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

Man says to the doctor.

The skin around the entrance to my ass is very tender and sore .

Doctor replies .

As long as you refer to it as the entrance it isn't going to get any better

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By *ewcouple200Couple
over a year ago

dublin

lol

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

Very good. Skitten here. Thanks OP.

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Just started my new job at the nudist resort.

Never worked this hard in all my life

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Have I told you about the time I tied my shoelaces, with just the power of my mind?

Thought knot!

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By *ornywife20 OP Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

"Just started my new job at the nudist resort.

Never worked this hard in all my life

Lol

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

My doctor told me I had to stop masterbaiting.

I asked him why???

Cause I'm trying to examine you!! He replied.

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night

I should have put it on aloha setting

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By *ornywife20 OP Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

Two ladies sitting in a coffe shop in town. One says the other .

Did come on the bus .

She replies

yes but I pretend it was an asthma attack

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

Magic tractor was driving down the road and it turned into a field……

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By *ornywife20 OP Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

"My doctor told me I had to stop masterbaiting.

I asked him why???

Cause I'm trying to examine you!! He replied. "

Ha ha brilliant

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled.

"I'm so wet, give it to me now!"

She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?

A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?

The man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I joined a group for premature ejaculators, I came on the wrong day

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By *orkcouple81Couple
over a year ago

west

Dear Maths, grow up and solve your own problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a younger girl one night at a club.

She told me her parents were out of town and if i fancied coming home with her I might get lucky.

After a bit of fooling around downstairs we headed to the bedroom and there are three shelves full of teddy bears

On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle there are medium-sized bears, and the top full of large teddies; all neatly displayed in rows.

I thought to myself this girl needs to grow up a bit, maybe if I give her the ride of her life it might help her on her journey.

So I disregarded my own needs and gave her everything I had.

Afterwards, feeling proud of myself and my performance I asked her "so how was that?"

She replied "Not bad at all. Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Got home from work, the wife gives me a sly look and says 'ive shaved between my legs.. you know what that means..

Yeah, means the drains fckn blocked again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I’ve got a joke !

My life.

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By *ornywife20 OP Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

"Got home from work, the wife gives me a sly look and says 'ive shaved between my legs.. you know what that means..

Yeah, means the drains fckn blocked again

Brilliant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mess with the Vicks brothers......there menthol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a younger girl one night at a club.

She told me her parents were out of town and if i fancied coming home with her I might get lucky.

After a bit of fooling around downstairs we headed to the bedroom and there are three shelves full of teddy bears

On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle there are medium-sized bears, and the top full of large teddies; all neatly displayed in rows.

I thought to myself this girl needs to grow up a bit, maybe if I give her the ride of her life it might help her on her journey.

So I disregarded my own needs and gave her everything I had.

Afterwards, feeling proud of myself and my performance I asked her "so how was that?"

She replied "Not bad at all. Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!""

Brilliant

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Knock knock!

Whose there?

Does it matter?

It does if you are using.... the rear entrance.

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