FabSwingers.com forum: Giant hulk of a man

By *amson4Delilah OP Couple
over a year ago

ballina

Rant alert: as some of ye can see, I've put up a status update.. seeking a giant hulk of a man... yes it's kind of tongue in cheek.. but you would want to see the replies I'm getting from little skinny men.. (not that there is anything wrong with those men) but that's not what I'm looking for..

I would love to know what your thoughts are on what a "giant hulk of a man" is?..

Yes I know its relative.. & full disclosure, I an 5ft 7" size 12 girl.. so in no way is a skinny 5ft 7" man going to cut it as the hulk I'm looking for..

Let the roasting begin..

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Surely hulk hogan would be a prime example. I mean his name is hulk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green with anger issues.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rant alert: as some of ye can see, I've put up a status update.. seeking a giant hulk of a man... yes it's kind of tongue in cheek.. but you would want to see the replies I'm getting from little skinny men.. (not that there is anything wrong with those men) but that's not what I'm looking for..

I would love to know what your thoughts are on what a "giant hulk of a man" is?..

Yes I know its relative.. & full disclosure, I an 5ft 7" size 12 girl.. so in no way is a skinny 5ft 7" man going to cut it as the hulk I'm looking for..

Let the roasting begin..

So you're looking for a big green guy. ..Is it ...??? Dunno where a lady would find one ...but hey ..if l do see one I'll tell him where to go ..

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By *amson4Delilah OP Couple
over a year ago

ballina

Wow.. so everyone is focused on his colouring.. right..

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A big lad?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"A big lad? "

With a big lad?

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

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By *amson4Delilah OP Couple
over a year ago

ballina

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way. "

That's him @Jaffa... now could you send him my way please... lol

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

That's him @Jaffa... now could you send him my way please... lol"

On it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did ya do a name search on hulk

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way. "

I interpreted the issue being that "little skinny men" were offering their services, and that's what's got the OP in rant mode. Rather than the OP being given stick for her preferences.

Either way, posting any status on fab is opening oneself up to abuse, unfortunately. But I do hope you find your hulk OP.

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

That's him @Jaffa... now could you send him my way please... lol

On it

Just tell me where i need to go lol.

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

I'm free!!

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way. "

How come guys get crucified on here for looking for polish woman of immediate bitches

or black woman.. or for saying they want mature or fit woman or etc etc etc ?

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Tbf the hulk kinda guy your looking for is playing rugby

Ah no I'm only joking . I'm sure there must be a few extra large fit types on here . I get the feeling your looking for a very bit man as apposed to a very pumped average size frame ?

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By *andee FlossCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

I like sweetcorn

just saying

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By *ussieGuyInDubMan
over a year ago

Docklands

I would love to know what your thoughts are on what a "giant hulk of a man" is?..

Yes I know its relative.. & full disclosure, I an 5ft 7" size 12 girl.. so in no way is a skinny 5ft 7" man going to cut it as the hulk I'm looking for..

Let the roasting begin..

What if there was three of them sitting on each other's shoulders in a trench coat? Do you think they could slide under the radar at first?

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

No idea where you'd find one of them.... bears maybe... but not hulks... LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to know too where to find one

Tall ( over 5ft 9) bearded, tattooed and yummy not much to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always just under the height requirements ... Fuck you lucky 6ft and over bastards

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By *ussieGuyInDubMan
over a year ago

Docklands

"Would love to know too where to find one

Tall ( over 5ft 9) bearded, tattooed and yummy not much to ask"

I've just realised why criminals are so popular, it's because the mug shots show a clear and accurate height!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always just under the height requirements ... Fuck you lucky 6ft and over bastards "

Same here I'm only 5ft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always just under the height requirements ... Fuck you lucky 6ft and over bastards

Same here I'm only 5ft

You're one of the lucky ones, I think most guys prefer a shorty

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

How come guys get crucified on here for looking for polish woman of immediate bitches

or black woman.. or for saying they want mature or fit woman or etc etc etc ? "

They shouldn’t get crucified either…again, as long as they’re expressing their preferences in a respectful way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always just under the height requirements ... Fuck you lucky 6ft and over bastards

Same here I'm only 5ft

You're one of the lucky ones, I think most guys prefer a shorty

I don't think they do .. but there's feck all I can do abt it,I am what I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

How come guys get crucified on here for looking for polish woman of immediate bitches

or black woman.. or for saying they want mature or fit woman or etc etc etc ? "

Immediate bitches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always just under the height requirements ... Fuck you lucky 6ft and over bastards

Same here I'm only 5ft

You're one of the lucky ones, I think most guys prefer a shorty

I don't think they do .. but there's feck all I can do abt it,I am what I am

I'll get you some stilts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

How come guys get crucified on here for looking for polish woman of immediate bitches

or black woman.. or for saying they want mature or fit woman or etc etc etc ?

Immediate bitches? "

Yes please

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By *ussieGuyInDubMan
over a year ago

Docklands

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

How come guys get crucified on here for looking for polish woman of immediate bitches

or black woman.. or for saying they want mature or fit woman or etc etc etc ?

Immediate bitches?

Yes please

I think the immediate britches are only for the hulk men?

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

I would love to know what your thoughts are on what a "giant hulk of a man" is?..

Yes I know its relative.. & full disclosure, I an 5ft 7" size 12 girl.. so in no way is a skinny 5ft 7" man going to cut it as the hulk I'm looking for..

Let the roasting begin..

What if there was three of them sitting on each other's shoulders in a trench coat? Do you think they could slide under the radar at first? "

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

How come guys get crucified on here for looking for polish woman of immediate bitches

or black woman.. or for saying they want mature or fit woman or etc etc etc ?

They shouldn’t get crucified either…again, as long as they’re expressing their preferences in a respectful way. "

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

How come guys get crucified on here for looking for polish woman of immediate bitches

or black woman.. or for saying they want mature or fit woman or etc etc etc ?

Immediate bitches? "

Lil Brooklyn breaking out there

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

How come guys get crucified on here for looking for polish woman of immediate bitches

or black woman.. or for saying they want mature or fit woman or etc etc etc ?

Immediate bitches?

Yes please

Ahh God i totally just spat out tea laughing...

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

How come guys get crucified on here for looking for polish woman of immediate bitches

or black woman.. or for saying they want mature or fit woman or etc etc etc ?

Immediate bitches?

Yes please

I think the immediate britches are only for the hulk men?

The big gangrene fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow.. so everyone is focused on his colouring.. right..

Well.. Hulk is green...Right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always just under the height requirements ... Fuck you lucky 6ft and over bastards

Same here I'm only 5ft

You're one of the lucky ones, I think most guys prefer a shorty

I don't think they do .. but there's feck all I can do abt it,I am what I am

I'll get you some stilts

Thank you lol

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

That's him @Jaffa... now could you send him my way please... lol"

Ahem... 6'2", 110kg ex rugby forward.

Just sayin...

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By *ford dudeMan
over a year ago

County

Well I think I meet any height requirements anyways lol

Damn must start going back to the gym though

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

That's him @Jaffa... now could you send him my way please... lol

Ahem... 6'2", 110kg ex rugby forward.

Just sayin...

Yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Fiona and shrek here if interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the rugby look ..

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By *amson4Delilah OP Couple
over a year ago

ballina

Well I must say...a lot of food for thought..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I must say...a lot of food for thought..

Sry it's just my thing I love rugby,

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By *rish In DubaiMan
over a year ago

Carlow

I would say alot of men don't psy attention to anything and just send a message regardless.

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By *amson4Delilah OP Couple
over a year ago

ballina

"Well I must say...a lot of food for thought..

Sry it's just my thing I love rugby,"

Don,t be sry... I'll share of you will... lol

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By *ollyballsMan
over a year ago

Carlow

I'm over 5"ft 9. Beard. No tattoos though. Stocky. Would I be classed as a hulk of a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giant hulk of a man? 6ft plus definitely. Broad and built. Arms that you could get lost in and thighs that could crack walnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A giant hulk of a man? 6ft plus definitely. Broad and built. Arms that you could get lost in and thighs that could crack walnuts

Perfect!

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

As a similar height woman with a love of heels I have no interest in short men

Doesn’t stop them messaging and yes they all try try the …it doesn’t matter when you’re lying down shite

But it does because I don’t fancy you enough to get into that position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a similar height woman with a love of heels I have no interest in short men

Doesn’t stop them messaging and yes they all try try the …it doesn’t matter when you’re lying down shite

But it does because I don’t fancy you enough to get into that position

Is there any better knicker-dropper than "your preferences don't matter"?

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

"As a similar height woman with a love of heels I have no interest in short men

Doesn’t stop them messaging and yes they all try try the …it doesn’t matter when you’re lying down shite

But it does because I don’t fancy you enough to get into that position

Is there any better knicker-dropper than "your preferences don't matter"?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a big bad handsome man . Yep yep

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way. "

Hmmm, you could argue that labelling those that don't fit the bill 'little skinny men' isn't the most considerate expression.

Anyhow I hope OP finds the chunk of a man she craves...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

Hmmm, you could argue that labelling those that don't fit the bill 'little skinny men' isn't the most considerate expression.

Anyhow I hope OP finds the chunk of a man she craves...

Replace ‘men’ with ‘women’ in that statement and you’d be lambasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See this is why I read profiles and statuses. Couples and single women get floods of messages already, without adding to it by sending messages outside of their preferences.

Saves people the hassle and this site should be more hassle free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

Hmmm, you could argue that labelling those that don't fit the bill 'little skinny men' isn't the most considerate expression.

Anyhow I hope OP finds the chunk of a man she craves...

Replace ‘men’ with ‘women’ in that statement and you’d be lambasted

Ain't it the truth

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

Hmmm, you could argue that labelling those that don't fit the bill 'little skinny men' isn't the most considerate expression.

Anyhow I hope OP finds the chunk of a man she craves...

Yup I would agree it’s not the best wording. That wording wasn’t used in the status though.

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By *amson4Delilah OP Couple
over a year ago

ballina

"I'm over 5"ft 9. Beard. No tattoos though. Stocky. Would I be classed as a hulk of a man. "

Probably yes, according to a petite woman, but probably not from my perspective being 5ft 7, not so petite mid size 12.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a 6ft 5 guy with strong rugby build... I think that could be along the lines of what you are looking for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *amson4Delilah OP Couple
over a year ago

ballina

"See this is why I read profiles and statuses. Couples and single women get floods of messages already, without adding to it by sending messages outside of their preferences.

Saves people the hassle and this site should be more hassle free."

100% & in fairness I think we have explained in profile what we're after... even down to the location thing..

Like I wouldn't apply for a job I know I'm not qualified for.

It's exhausting..

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By *amson4Delilah OP Couple
over a year ago

ballina

I like my men big..that they could throw around the room, but wouldn't ever...lol.

I don't do pain of any kind.. but I love a man to dominate but not be forceful, love it when he's vocal with his likes & what he wants.. but not in a seedy porn star way...

Simple really.. lol

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By *amson4Delilah OP Couple
over a year ago

ballina

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By *amson4Delilah OP Couple
over a year ago

ballina

"A giant hulk of a man? 6ft plus definitely. Broad and built. Arms that you could get lost in and thighs that could crack walnuts

That's him for sure.. I have one in Samson...but I'm greedy & want another one too..

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Over 6ft, broad, strong but not ripped would be my interpretation.

I dunno why anyone would give you stick about the status…preferences are allowed, especially when communicated in a respectful way.

Hmmm, you could argue that labelling those that don't fit the bill 'little skinny men' isn't the most considerate expression.

Anyhow I hope OP finds the chunk of a man she craves...

Replace ‘men’ with ‘women’ in that statement and you’d be lambasted

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Just contact the IRFU....

I've them on speed dial..

Funny they never answer my requests

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

I’m back!!!!

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"I’m back!!!!

Applications taken within

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

"I’m back!!!!

Applications taken within "

Just send a mail with return adress

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By *ilverfox74Man
over a year ago

dublin offaly

Maybe the skinny men that contacted ye think they are hulks lol

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