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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ive heard a few hum dingers over the weekend so for a bit of Monday fun what's your excuse to cancel a meet with the poster above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boob envy

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Too bloody smart, you'll show us up

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

I stayed too long in the pub so I have no room for Supermacs

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

His yellow jocks are too bright

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Hate the colour yellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To hot to handle.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"To hot to handle."

I don't play for that team

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

I think 'i died' is the only valid reason

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"I think 'i died' is the only valid reason

His hammer is to big for my box

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By *rishOak12Man
over a year ago

My fish forgot how to swim so had to stay and teach it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fish forgot how to swim so had to stay and teach it

Sorry I had to cancel there was a special on in Aldi on cucumbers

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"My fish forgot how to swim so had to stay and teach it

Sorry I had to cancel there was a special on in Aldi on cucumbers "

I filled up at junction 8

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"My fish forgot how to swim so had to stay and teach it

Sorry I had to cancel there was a special on in Aldi on cucumbers

I filled up at junction 8 "

I don't need any turf today, thanks.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"Hate the colour yellow

Hate is a strong word to use about underwear/swimwear.

Dislike, don't fancy, not my colour, does it cum in any other shades....

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"My fish forgot how to swim so had to stay and teach it

Sorry I had to cancel there was a special on in Aldi on cucumbers

I filled up at junction 8

I don't need any turf today, thanks.

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have them blocked

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

"I have them blocked

Refused to wear clothes for coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sat nav wasn't working

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

"I have them blocked

Refused to wear clothes for coffee"

Because I don't like to travel and I can't accommodate at the moment

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

Some dude is blocking the door of my room... I cant get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bears scare me, plus I have no honey lol

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Because I’m more of a rum fan

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Because you're too attractive

(We definitely arent)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you're too attractive

(We definitely arent)"

Because I'd get lost in them cans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I prefer it slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't meet right now because I'm finishing my thesis on Irish dick pics in Sydney University

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Can't meet you now, have to go out and buy you a few nice tops

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By *eathernsilkMan
over a year ago

armagh

..... That rash has flared up again and am all out of cream.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"..... That rash has flared up again and am all out of cream."

Sorry about that

I've had to go to the emergency room because of that rash - next week

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

I'm tied up

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

She wears leather better than me

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"She wears leather better than me

Me horn won't go down and I'm afraid it'll be noticed in public

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By *eathernsilkMan
over a year ago

armagh

Can you get me a new tube of cream while your there? I don't give that rash out to just anybody.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can you get me a new tube of cream while your there? I don't give that rash out to just anybody."

But sharing is caring

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

Jameson main bar

No excuse here at all unless I had to go to the dentist for sugar overload

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"No excuse here at all unless I had to go to the dentist for sugar overload"

Cause I'm scared of Chuck Norris

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By *ouple 0073Couple
over a year ago

donegal

Because I'm in the bog man

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By *rishOak12Man
over a year ago

"My fish forgot how to swim so had to stay and teach it

Sorry I had to cancel there was a special on in Aldi on cucumbers "

Lmao best one yet

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

He wouldn't let me play with his nipple bar

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By *rishOak12Man
over a year ago

"He wouldn't let me play with his nipple bar

My nipple bar is free lol

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"He wouldn't let me play with his nipple bar

My nipple bar is free lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"He wouldn't let me play with his nipple bar

My nipple bar is free lol

She's always in other volvos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry my new fleshlight just arrived

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

Im too busy watching a great Cat fight with this dude called Chow....

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By *om_UMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Because I m from Cork boi

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By *rishOak12Man
over a year ago

"He wouldn't let me play with his nipple bar

My nipple bar is free lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"He wouldn't let me play with his nipple bar

My nipple bar is free lol

He's made of oak. I wooden go there!

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By *relandboy1Man
over a year ago

Dublin

He’s Mick McCarthy and I’d get stage fright

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By *rishOak12Man
over a year ago

"He wouldn't let me play with his nipple bar

My nipple bar is free lol

Lol penguin jokes are great lol

He's made of oak. I wooden go there!

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I don't want him destroying me with his mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/02/23 13:24:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want him destroying me with his mind."
Sorry you have the wrong tool box and I read the label wrong

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

Cock??

Oh I thought you asked if I liked cork

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

He want to know could he lick my lolli.... I DON'T SHARE.....

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By *rishOak12Man
over a year ago

"He want to know could he lick my lolli.... I DON'T SHARE.....

Lol

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

I'm not into wood

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I’ve nobody to babysit Fred my pet hamster

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

"I think 'i died' is the only valid reason

His hammer is to big for my box

We'll see

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

The flight is too Long and Lolly said I'm not to allow you conduct research on me anymore.....

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Last time he bought me sweet treats and he ate it one

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Couldn't find massage oil

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"Last time he bought me sweet treats and he ate it one

Hey... I'm an equal opportunities kinda bear

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I would never cancel on people . But had this one waste my time showing up and she was nowhere to be seen

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I would never cancel on people . But had this one waste my time showing up and she was nowhere to be seen "

Cause he doesn't read the thread

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I would never cancel on people . But had this one waste my time showing up and she was nowhere to be seen

Cause he doesn't read the thread

Because he's too busy fishing

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Because he's too hairy

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

Because your not hairy

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Because your not hairy "

Because he has no face

Also because he has a penis.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Because your not hairy

Because he has no face

Also because he has a penis.

Too old

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Not old enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im too old

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Washing my hair

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Wouldn't let me "borrow from the lounge"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 20/02/23 16:17:28]

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By *ablad888Man
over a year ago

belfast

Sounds like you need to meet younger guys Natalie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry the wife went into labour

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone

"Sorry the wife went into labour

Car broke down half way there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boob envy "

Sing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Struggling to find reason to cancel ????

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Struggling to find reason to cancel ????"

Struggling myself

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

I'm giving up licking lollies

(...just for Lent though

)

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"I'm giving up licking lollies

(...just for Lent though

Ive a lolli you'd wana lick all year round

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I'm giving up licking lollies

(...just for Lent though

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Ive a lolli you'd wana lick all year round

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Ohhhh lickety lickety-spit lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You won't stop flirting with Lolly, so I had to cancel.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I couldn’t find you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You won't stop flirting with Lolly, so I had to cancel.

You said i had to pay to lick your lolli

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"You won't stop flirting with Lolly, so I had to cancel.

You said i had to pay to lick your lolli"

He's got a Roman I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you mean trojan

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

I needed a compass to find my way over the peaks and valleys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I needed a compass to find my way over the peaks and valleys "

Your eyes are too intimidating

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

He has a six pack i look like i ate a 24 pack

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"He has a six pack i look like i ate a 24 pack

She's looking 4 six packs at once

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By *eddybear37Man
over a year ago

everywhere kildare longford

[Removed by poster at 20/02/23 20:27:44]

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

"He has a six pack i look like i ate a 24 pack

She's looking 4 six packs at once

Too bloody far..

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

Im climbing in Lollys window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im climbing in Lollys window "

Me and lolly are in supermacs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im climbing in Lollys window

Me and lolly are in supermacs "

She would rather have supermacs

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Im climbing in Lollys window

Me and lolly are in supermacs

She would rather have supermacs"

He'd prefer to be in Supermacs with Lolly and DD.

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
over a year ago

Athlone

He didn't play X's and O's

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"He didn't play X's and O's"

Im not a gardiner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He didn't play X's and O's

Im not a gardiner "
You refused to bring more doughnuts

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"He didn't play X's and O's

Im not a gardiner You refused to bring more doughnuts

I over ate on Liquorice

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"He didn't play X's and O's

Im not a gardiner You refused to bring more doughnuts

I over ate on Liquorice

I am researching if squirt is pee

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"He didn't play X's and O's

Im not a gardiner You refused to bring more doughnuts

I over ate on Liquorice

I am researching if squirt is pee "

Not finished my book yet

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

Jameson main bar

Ah, cause she said it was only a charity shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only meet people who fold their towels to the left, sorry. I should have said earlier

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By *ligoMan
over a year ago

East Mayo

Because the wife won’t let me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/02/23 07:50:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With Mecercy in retrograte and with Saturn sliding into my sign, unfortunately with a new moon like we are seeing now, I've had to consulte my guru and they encouraged me not to meet, at least until Jupiter is in transit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With Mecercy in retrograte and with Saturn sliding into my sign, unfortunately with a new moon like we are seeing now, I've had to consulte my guru and they encouraged me not to meet, at least until Jupiter is in transit"

My brain hurts. Bext excuse so far lol.

I can't meet you because there is a whole new season of clarksons farm and I plan on watching every episode in one night

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ive to shave and moisturise my butt

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Ive to shave and moisturise my butt

I don't do hairy arses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive to shave and moisturise my butt

I don't do hairy arses.

Doesn’t maintain his garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a wank and I'm not horny anymore

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

He's to far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a supermacs

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

Jameson main bar

I forgot my lasso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgot my lasso"

Way to hot for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgot my lasso

Way to hot for me

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Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgot my lasso

Way to hot for me

Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck

I am not a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgot my lasso

Way to hot for me

Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck

I am not a couple

Too hot for me

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I forgot my lasso

Way to hot for me

Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck

I am not a couple

Too hot for me

Neither of us meet

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"I forgot my lasso

Way to hot for me

Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck

I am not a couple

Too hot for me

Neither of us meet

He speaks the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgot my lasso

Way to hot for me

Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck

I am not a couple

Too hot for me

Neither of us meet

He speaks the truth

Because you keep pestering me with demands!

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By *lue eyesMan
over a year ago

cavan

"I forgot my lasso

Way to hot for me

Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck

I am not a couple

Too hot for me

Neither of us meet

He speaks the truth

I perfer Eddie Rockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgot my lasso

Way to hot for me

Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck

I am not a couple

Too hot for me

Guess im included in that aswell lol

Neither of us meet

He speaks the truth

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By *hilaboutMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

Ah sure it is what it is like there could be a 100 refusals before u get the one acceptance but its definitely worth preserving

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Had to take me mammy to Shaws

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

He's from Laois

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

...the Liverpool bottoms left me on a floppy

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By *rish In DubaiMan
over a year ago

Carlow

Loving the excuses here. If your on fab long enough you've heard them all lol

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Loving the excuses here. If your on fab long enough you've heard them all lol "

He's super fit and im super lazy

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By *urFabFun21Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere

We agreed to meet people at a busy place before so we could blend in as they were a little nervous. It was their idea and choice of location.

They cancelled as we were on our way. They'd gotten there early and apparently it was *too* busy lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry I want to go supermacs then pub

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

"He's from Laois

And!!!

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By *ingMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

It's laois

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By *r MacmullyMan
over a year ago

Tarbert

Need a bit of quiteness not Loud

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

"It's laois "

Leave it lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve to go home and make my bed

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