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By *asual777 OP   Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

Why people leave their house , go to a polling station , and vote for a truly terrible politician ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Yuba County Five puzzles me

Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughters Irish homework

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Why is the Windows search bar SO shit. Surely they have had long enough to make it a bit smarter.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

It's always a matter of choosing the lesser of two or more evils.

Winston Churchill PM very famously was quoted as follows:

Democracy was the worst system [of government] he had ever seen...apart from all the other [political systems] that had ever been tried.

If you truly believe that all the candidates you have ever seen standing for election are rogues, incompetents or charlatans then why not give it a lash yourself.

Be aware, of course, that ALL political careers do inevitably end in failure.

Politics is the greasiest of all poles to climb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electricity

I feel the need to point out this is K

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
over a year ago

villiage

How much oil could a gumboil boil if a gumboil could boil oil

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

It truly baffles me why allegedly rational human beings believe that a deity called God actually exists, and created every single thing on Earth, including the planet !

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By *egsyWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Men

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By *traight sligoguy67Man
over a year ago

sligo


"Men"

Women

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Electricity

I feel the need to point out this is K "

I'm an electrician.....I couldnt figure it out either in college

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By *ungleJayMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Jenga… but I do like the Jenga with the dates…

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

How they get the figs in the fig rolls?

Why they give me Fanta when I ask for club orange?

Why men have selective hearing?

So many puzzles

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Fab

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By *ungleJayMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Jenga… but I do like the Jenga with the dates… "

I meant ‘Dares’ ??

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Jenga… but I do like the Jenga with the dates…

I meant ‘Dares’ ??"

Thought you were sharing fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How supposedly intelligent people often cannot see the self-destructive nature of their actions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why people don't question the mainstream media more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was first...the hen or the egg?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Why do people, to whom I gave a quotation for some work but they hired someone else, think that I'll come back and repair the mess the other contractor made and give them a low rate because they've "already had to shell out a fortune"

As I said to him on the phone half an hour ago... "would you ever fuck off with that nonsense".

He's "very disappointed" with my reaction apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Why do people, to whom I gave a quotation for some work but they hired someone else, think that I'll come back and repair the mess the other contractor made and give them a low rate because they've "already had to shell out a fortune"

As I said to him on the phone half an hour ago... "would you ever fuck off with that nonsense".

He's "very disappointed" with my reaction apparently. "

If a fab woman was totally disappointed with her last meet. So she contacts you to get things fixed and to make her smile again.

What answer involving fuck would she get?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

IKEA furniture easy to put together

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Why do people, to whom I gave a quotation for some work but they hired someone else, think that I'll come back and repair the mess the other contractor made and give them a low rate because they've "already had to shell out a fortune"

As I said to him on the phone half an hour ago... "would you ever fuck off with that nonsense".

He's "very disappointed" with my reaction apparently.

If a fab woman was totally disappointed with her last meet. So she contacts you to get things fixed and to make her smile again.

What answer involving fuck would she get?

"

Something along the lines of "fuck it, I'll be there in five minutes!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Child proof" plastic boxes that hold laundry detergent

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


""Child proof" plastic boxes that hold laundry detergent "

That's those fucking rectangular ones, in guessing. How the fuck are you meant to hold in so many different tabs at the same time? Fuck it, I'll go dirty instead of this contortionist nonsense.

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By *iscreet_divorced_guyMan
over a year ago

central

Chinese

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


""Child proof" plastic boxes that hold laundry detergent "

Unfortunately they had to do this after the social media trand of eating them. Ridiculous

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

How so many people are caught by surprise when a light goes green

Why anyone on the road (bikes,scooters, pedestrians, cars) wouldn't make a small effort to be easier to see

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By *adforsexMan
over a year ago

Santry

This site lol

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By *ltered EgoMan
over a year ago

not a million miles from the airport.

Peel and Reseal.

(It's a lie)

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

How the fuck the get planes off the ground…!!!!

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght


"How they get the figs in the fig rolls?

Why they give me Fanta when I ask for club orange?

Why men have selective hearing?

So many puzzles "

What did she say….????

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

Flat earthers

Anti vaxxers (all of them, not just COVID)

People who think charging their crystal in Belfast Lough opposite kilroot power station will grant them vitality and healing properties.

People who live their lives according to the position of the moon and stars

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Moving statues....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How you can be so sleepy on the couch but the moment you get up to bed you are wide awake.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Almost everything !

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork


"The Yuba County Five puzzles me

Google it "

Now that is a puzzling story

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Why do poverty striken British citizens tolerate visists to local food banks by the hyper wealthy members of the German Windsor royal family and then tolerate their very patronising remarks about poverty relief for the poor in British society

Are they completely stupid to tolerate these idiotic parasites who live totally privileged lives at public expense? Absolutely baffling.

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"The Yuba County Five puzzles me

Google it "

Jesus this got dark quick.

I see you and raise you UVB 76.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

The Views On This thread.

Puzzled the fuk outa me.

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

People chatting to you then nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is the Windows search bar SO shit. Surely they have had long enough to make it a bit smarter."

You poor soul. If you think it's poor now, and your computer has t added the new Windows 11 updates!

It looks completely different, it's gotten so much worse and slower, and less intuitive. I absolutely hate this new update.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Football fans, who during their daily lives insist on displaying their strong loyalty to football clubs, such as Manchester United, who don't give a damn about them, and are only interested in conning as much money from them as possible. Truly baffling and bewildering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Yuba County Five puzzles me

Google it

Jesus this got dark quick.

I see you and raise you UVB 76."

The Buzzer. Yes I know about this! Had a very boring job once where I delved into a lot of this stuff to pass the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then of course there's Taman Shud / Somerton Man which seems like it's been solved recently.

I was even downloading autopsy reports about this a few years ago lol.

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"The Yuba County Five puzzles me

Google it

Jesus this got dark quick.

I see you and raise you UVB 76.

The Buzzer. Yes I know about this! Had a very boring job once where I delved into a lot of this stuff to pass the time!

"

I was in exactly the same position.

The one that really haunted me, still, is Amy Lynn Bradley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh don't know that one.

Hello Wikipedia Goodbye Work lol

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Oh don't know that one.

Hello Wikipedia Goodbye Work lol"

It's very disturbing. I'd warn you not to but I know that would have no effect!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor staff in the service industry today ....very very poor

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Poor staff in the service industry today ....very very poor"

Poor wages ,poor hours,Covid sent a huge amount of students home that would normally fill jobs....high rents and high cost of living meant most stayed away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor staff in the service industry today ....very very poor"

Poor wages, long hours, shitty, often abusive and entitled customers, staff shortages unsurprisingly resulting from the above, leading to existing staff under even more pressure, leading to high staff turnover, leading to poorly trained inexperienced youngster thrown in at the deep end - the cycle continues

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By *nlygirlzallowedWoman
over a year ago

N ireland

A jigsaw

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Poor staff in the service industry today ....very very poor

Poor wages, long hours, shitty, often abusive and entitled customers, staff shortages unsurprisingly resulting from the above, leading to existing staff under even more pressure, leading to high staff turnover, leading to poorly trained inexperienced youngster thrown in at the deep end - the cycle continues "

In some places I get the impression though that the customer isn't King anymore, respectively that isn't a guideline anymore, Queen profit is running the place. Best example at present is the hotel industry. They've a full house no matter what.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor staff in the service industry today ....very very poor

Poor wages, long hours, shitty, often abusive and entitled customers, staff shortages unsurprisingly resulting from the above, leading to existing staff under even more pressure, leading to high staff turnover, leading to poorly trained inexperienced youngster thrown in at the deep end - the cycle continues

In some places I get the impression though that the customer isn't King anymore, respectively that isn't a guideline anymore, Queen profit is running the place. Best example at present is the hotel industry. They've a full house no matter what. "

Because people pay the prices, ultimately staying in hotels is discretionary expenditure. Don't like? Don't buy

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

Bra Clasps. fecking man Proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor staff in the service industry today ....very very poor

Poor wages ,poor hours,Covid sent a huge amount of students home that would normally fill jobs....high rents and high cost of living meant most stayed away "

I disagree with some of what you're saying.every one has bills commitments... a job is job and its a start and step to the next opportunity

..some people are just not interested in what they're are doing and being paid to do..and expect a customer to accept a poor work attitude ,ethic and service delivery....most don't give a shit the world owes them something attitude expecting to be tipped etc ....no effort no extras full stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From the lounge

Why people leave their house , go to a polling station , and vote for a truly terrible politician ?"

Good question

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

What puzzles me is the lack of respect for the workers in service sector from employers and from customers too: over on the continent these service personnel are valued; in UK and Ireland they are treated really badly .

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Easy peel packaging....

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Why at this hour of me day I’m working harder and longer hours than ever

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By *ll4you69Man
over a year ago

clondalkin

Honestly ...what came first chicken or the egg

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Why do Irish people throw rubbish from the windows of their cars, and when walking along, when they are showing disrespect for their own environment?

As a former dog owner, it really baffles me why dog owners do not bag their dog's poo, but having done so, some hang up the bag in the branches of a tree or bush close to the path.

Truly puzzling behaviour; who is going to remove this bag, ever?

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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dare I say politicians

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Honestly ...what came first chicken or the egg "

The egg - the duck hatched it

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Jigsaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who peel a banana upside down

Promiscuity in general and the mentality of lusting after getting a go on the high profile top-of-the-table fab players

The amount of money folk will spend to watch football

Why you're wide awake 5mins before your alarm goes off but snoozing & can't shift your arse out of bed when it does....

Where do the other socks go?

Why do school blazers make the best goalposts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What Puzzels me is why someone would keep setting up a new profile just to contact you, very creepy, your blocked for a reason, move on

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"What Puzzels me is why someone would keep setting up a new profile just to contact you, very creepy, your blocked for a reason, move on "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What Puzzels me is why someone would keep setting up a new profile just to contact you, very creepy, your blocked for a reason, move on "

Should get a wee coloured fab badge on your profile for collecting one of those.

Mine has started changing up his profile names bless him. But still uses the old pics

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

Baby Shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doo doo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What Puzzels me is why someone would keep setting up a new profile just to contact you, very creepy, your blocked for a reason, move on

Sorry "

No need to be sorry BM lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The crowd drawn like moths to a flame screaming "Woke" at every forum topic. Muting key words would be handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The crowd drawn like moths to a flame screaming "Woke" at every forum topic. Muting key words would be handy "

Who gets to pick the words?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The crowd drawn like moths to a flame screaming "Woke" at every forum topic. Muting key words would be handy

Who gets to pick the words?"

You can pick whatever phrase you'd rather not see, such as "Enoch" or "sister in law"

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

What puzzles me now is why I tolerated so much BS and so many AHs, particularly in the earlier part of my life; nowadays they would not last a minute.

Giving people the benefit of the doubt was an error!

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

You know what puzzles me ? …… Jigsaws !

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By *lue eyesMan
over a year ago

cavan


"You know what puzzles me ? …… Jigsaws ! "

How you managed not to spill that glass of wine

The perfect hostess with the mostess

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"People who peel a banana upside down

Promiscuity in general and the mentality of lusting after getting a go on the high profile top-of-the-table fab players

The amount of money folk will spend to watch football

Why you're wide awake 5mins before your alarm goes off but snoozing & can't shift your arse out of bed when it does....

Where do the other socks go?

Why do school blazers make the best goalposts?

Banana upside down. Do you open at the tip were the stone is as I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things labelled "new & improved, how can it be both, its either one or the other

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"From the lounge

Why people leave their house , go to a polling station , and vote for a truly terrible politician ?"

Yes. Time after time vote the same party or for the same liars.

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

Bellybutton fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What draws people to convicted serial killer and then marry them

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

How do they get the figs into the fig roll

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

South Dublin


"Why at this hour of me day I’m working harder and longer hours than ever "

Someone has to pay for the people who don’t work and get everything free

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