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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

but can give you a thorn.

When I think of you it gives me a ....

warm fuzzy feeling.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Violets are grey,

Everything's grey,

I'm a dog.

(Woof)

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Love will break your heart

So it’s easier to be

A massive fucking tart

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A brilliant poem is quite hard to beat

You need all the rhymes to be terribly neat.

But with sex words you have the most wonderful luck

Cos there’s plenty that rhymes really nicely with ‘fuck.’

Don’t forget dick and prick, cunt and shunt, wank and spank

They are all nestled snug in your poetry bank.

And the harder you look the more rhymes you will find

Thinking “‘done’ or ‘begun’ as you’re fucked from behind.

Give it time and you’ll get to explore the word ‘come’

Which works neatly with anal, and nearly with ‘done.’

After “Oh” and then “Fuck” and “Don’t stop! Jesus Christ!”

They join in by dismissing you: “Thanks – that was nice.”

Then they pick up their pants from the pile on the floor

And you muse that the action rhymes well with “One more?”

They reply “Not just now – I’m off out on a date”

Which prompts ‘wait’, ‘late’ and ‘state’ and a smidgeon of ‘hate’.

But don’t chase them! Remember, if you feel bereft

When your lover has upped and your lover has left,

There is solace – your poetry won’t leave you too:

Cos there’s plenty that also rhymes well with ‘fuck you.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was feeling down before.... now I'm fecking depressed lads

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"A brilliant poem is quite hard to beat

You need all the rhymes to be terribly neat.

But with sex words you have the most wonderful luck

Cos there’s plenty that rhymes really nicely with ‘fuck.’

Don’t forget dick and prick, cunt and shunt, wank and spank

They are all nestled snug in your poetry bank.

And the harder you look the more rhymes you will find

Thinking “‘done’ or ‘begun’ as you’re fucked from behind.

Give it time and you’ll get to explore the word ‘come’

Which works neatly with anal, and nearly with ‘done.’

After “Oh” and then “Fuck” and “Don’t stop! Jesus Christ!”

They join in by dismissing you: “Thanks – that was nice.”

Then they pick up their pants from the pile on the floor

And you muse that the action rhymes well with “One more?”

They reply “Not just now – I’m off out on a date”

Which prompts ‘wait’, ‘late’ and ‘state’ and a smidgeon of ‘hate’.

But don’t chase them! Remember, if you feel bereft

When your lover has upped and your lover has left,

There is solace – your poetry won’t leave you too:

Cos there’s plenty that also rhymes well with ‘fuck you.’

"

Wowwwww.

Close the thread.

Nothing will beat that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A brilliant poem is quite hard to beat

You need all the rhymes to be terribly neat.

But with sex words you have the most wonderful luck

Cos there’s plenty that rhymes really nicely with ‘fuck.’

Don’t forget dick and prick, cunt and shunt, wank and spank

They are all nestled snug in your poetry bank.

And the harder you look the more rhymes you will find

Thinking “‘done’ or ‘begun’ as you’re fucked from behind.

Give it time and you’ll get to explore the word ‘come’

Which works neatly with anal, and nearly with ‘done.’

After “Oh” and then “Fuck” and “Don’t stop! Jesus Christ!”

They join in by dismissing you: “Thanks – that was nice.”

Then they pick up their pants from the pile on the floor

And you muse that the action rhymes well with “One more?”

They reply “Not just now – I’m off out on a date”

Which prompts ‘wait’, ‘late’ and ‘state’ and a smidgeon of ‘hate’.

But don’t chase them! Remember, if you feel bereft

When your lover has upped and your lover has left,

There is solace – your poetry won’t leave you too:

Cos there’s plenty that also rhymes well with ‘fuck you.’

"

BogMan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B is the Legend

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise


"A brilliant poem is quite hard to beat

You need all the rhymes to be terribly neat.

But with sex words you have the most wonderful luck

Cos there’s plenty that rhymes really nicely with ‘fuck.’

Class

Don’t forget dick and prick, cunt and shunt, wank and spank

They are all nestled snug in your poetry bank.

And the harder you look the more rhymes you will find

Thinking “‘done’ or ‘begun’ as you’re fucked from behind.

Give it time and you’ll get to explore the word ‘come’

Which works neatly with anal, and nearly with ‘done.’

After “Oh” and then “Fuck” and “Don’t stop! Jesus Christ!”

They join in by dismissing you: “Thanks – that was nice.”

Then they pick up their pants from the pile on the floor

And you muse that the action rhymes well with “One more?”

They reply “Not just now – I’m off out on a date”

Which prompts ‘wait’, ‘late’ and ‘state’ and a smidgeon of ‘hate’.

But don’t chase them! Remember, if you feel bereft

When your lover has upped and your lover has left,

There is solace – your poetry won’t leave you too:

Cos there’s plenty that also rhymes well with ‘fuck you.’

"

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Roses are red

Ridin is tiring

I only fell asleep once

Stop calling me Biden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intense feeling leaves me reeling

Sometimes falling can be galling

But when the needs are matched and met

They steal my breath and make me wet

And then our lust is a must

Not to be ground in to dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the day that's in it .

Roses are red .

Violets are blue,

What's a kiss,

Without a screw .

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This year my husband is new

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

Roses are red

Ice cream is cold

Get fecking naked

And do as you're told

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Roses are red

Violets are rank

Bend your ass over

And brace for a spank

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I like to make rhymes

But I never seem to get the last line just right which makes me want to go moooo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m shit at poetry

Nice tits

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Roses are red

Today it is Tuesday

I hope for some

It becomes a screws day.

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Roses are red

We all know that

Please come to my room

Wearing only a hat.

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Roses bloom in spring and summer.

Alone on Valentine's a bummer.

But do not worry do not fear.

There's plenty fun throughout the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving these, nice to have a good laugh.

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Roses are red but sometimes thorny.

Your profile pics make me so horny.

I wish some day to be with you.

So you and I can screw and screw.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Roses are red

Violets are blue

It wont be long now

Until I am balls deep in you

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Roses are red,

Roses are white,

They are also Ivory,peach and black

Which makes these rhymes a bit shite.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Roses are red

Violets are blue

What a load of shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Come spank my ass

To a rosy hue

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Come spank my ass

To a rosy hue"

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

What a load of shite "

U ok hun....

Just another man...ick Tuesday

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Roses are pink and sometimes red.

Better stop writing this shite and jump out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My ex was a melt

Don't be one too

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Does this rag smell

Like chloroform to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

The ride isnt a certainty,

I might send a dick pic,

To Sydney University.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Roses are red,

The ride isnt a certainty,

I might send a dick pic,

To Sydney University."

Brilliant

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Roses are red,

The ride isnt a certainty,

I might send a dick pic,

To Sydney University."

Brilliant made me LOL

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Pull down your trousers

And give us a Goo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are Red

And so are my Lips

Can I sit on your Face

And wiggle my Hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shite with words...

I'll be doing a naked interpretive dance on zoom at 3.47pm

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My Lips are wet

And waiting for You

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Roses are Red

It's that time of the Month

The odd day's you nice

But your mostly a Cu*t!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.

This thread was missing a little something

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.

This thread was missing a little something "

Pokes RB hard to snap him out of it and to make sure it's him actually posting

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.

This thread was missing a little something

Pokes RB hard to snap him out of it and to make sure it's him actually posting "

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.

This thread was missing a little something

Pokes RB hard to snap him out of it and to make sure it's him actually posting

"

You'd do anything to get a poke on valentine's day

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Violets are grey,

Everything's grey,

I'm a dog.

(Woof) "

A colour blind one

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.

This thread was missing a little something "

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.

This thread was missing a little something

"

Emojis like that start rumours

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.

This thread was missing a little something

Pokes RB hard to snap him out of it and to make sure it's him actually posting

You'd do anything to get a poke on valentine's day "

Careful what you wish for

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.

This thread was missing a little something

Pokes RB hard to snap him out of it and to make sure it's him actually posting

You'd do anything to get a poke on valentine's day

Careful what you wish for "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Violets are blue

I’m dyslexic

Pigeon

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By *rishOak12Man
over a year ago

D

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

He ain’t got no Job

Because he’s on the Brew

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Roses are Red

Voilets are Blue

Show me your Willy

And ill blow it for You

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.

This thread was missing a little something

Pokes RB hard to snap him out of it and to make sure it's him actually posting "

Has Jubal taken over his account

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Thanks for the belly rubs

And picking up my poo

My dog sent me a card

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen


"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.

This thread was missing a little something

Pokes RB hard to snap him out of it and to make sure it's him actually posting

Has Jubal taken over his account "

Sydney University can confirm that you are correct

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft kisses from these lips so red

Wicked daydreams in these eyes so blue

Enough waiting, I'm ready, so take me to bed

Give me spanks, please & thanks, I've been dreaming of you

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.

This thread was missing a little something

Emojis like that start rumours "

What about

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.

This thread was missing a little something

Emojis like that start rumours

What about "

Being taken over

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By *oy.2022Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"A brilliant poem is quite hard to beat

You need all the rhymes to be terribly neat.

But with sex words you have the most wonderful luck

Cos there’s plenty that rhymes really nicely with ‘fuck.’

Don’t forget dick and prick, cunt and shunt, wank and spank

They are all nestled snug in your poetry bank.

And the harder you look the more rhymes you will find

Thinking “‘done’ or ‘begun’ as you’re fucked from behind.

Give it time and you’ll get to explore the word ‘come’

Which works neatly with anal, and nearly with ‘done.’

After “Oh” and then “Fuck” and “Don’t stop! Jesus Christ!”

They join in by dismissing you: “Thanks – that was nice.”

Then they pick up their pants from the pile on the floor

And you muse that the action rhymes well with “One more?”

They reply “Not just now – I’m off out on a date”

Which prompts ‘wait’, ‘late’ and ‘state’ and a smidgeon of ‘hate’.

But don’t chase them! Remember, if you feel bereft

When your lover has upped and your lover has left,

There is solace – your poetry won’t leave you too:

Cos there’s plenty that also rhymes well with ‘fuck you.’

"

Legend

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Roses are red

My heart is blue,

No valentine this year,

I'm sad, boo hoo.

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By *igglefunWoman
over a year ago

Cork

Roses r red

Voilets r blue

My knickers get wet

Just thinking of you

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Watch my fat Ass

Just wiggle for You..

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Roses are red and butterflys jiggle

I would love to be there to see that ass wiggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds

I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds

I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure"

What in the name of jebus is that

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By *oy.2022Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds

I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure"

Outside your age range

Don't be my strange

With your t-shirt green

I want you to make more than a wink!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds

I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure

What in the name of jebus is that "

https://youtu.be/GmuoZcEUPVw

It's a teen classic

Very apropos this thread.... my kids know it off by heart

Ear worm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds

I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure

Outside your age range

Don't be my strange

With your t-shirt green

I want you to make more than a wink!!

"

What's more than a wink?

A blink?

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Valentines alone can be so frustrating.

Just search for some porn, and start mast*rbating

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By *oy.2022Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds

I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure

Outside your age range

Don't be my strange

With your t-shirt green

I want you to make more than a wink!!

What's more than a wink?

A blink?"

Blind and hoarse

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Some roses are red

Some roses are white

I don't want any flowers

Just fuck me all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds

I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure

Outside your age range

Don't be my strange

With your t-shirt green

I want you to make more than a wink!!

What's more than a wink?

A blink?

Blind and hoarse "

Pity you're a boy and I'm retired

That sounds fun

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Roses are red

And Putins a prick

He started a war

‘cos he’s got a small dick

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