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"Is this where you cut a small opening and use it like a fleshlight? Gotta sting" He said the technique though…. As opposed to had anyone used the grapefruit? Sounds similar to the watermelon if I’m wring | |||
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"Urban dictionary has filled the gaps in my education. Do I now have to buy fresh produce before sex? Or should the guy bring his own? " Does a blood grapefruit make a difference? | |||
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"Urban dictionary has filled the gaps in my education. Do I now have to buy fresh produce before sex? Or should the guy bring his own? " It’ll count towards one of your five a day | |||
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"Urban dictionary has filled the gaps in my education. Do I now have to buy fresh produce before sex? Or should the guy bring his own? Does a blood grapefruit make a difference?" For that time of the month when he's REALLY horny | |||
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"Maybe a seville orange may be better " Feckin easy peeler would still be too big for me ...never mind a grapefruit | |||
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"The melon guy is still here. The dude who's pic is him fucking a melon (with a condom on - gotta be safe after all)." There's also a guy getting sucked off by a hoover as his profile pic | |||
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"The melon guy is still here. The dude who's pic is him fucking a melon (with a condom on - gotta be safe after all). There's also a guy getting sucked off by a hoover as his profile pic " Really? Em, what type? | |||
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"The melon guy is still here. The dude who's pic is him fucking a melon (with a condom on - gotta be safe after all). There's also a guy getting sucked off by a hoover as his profile pic Really? Em, what type? " Dyson of course | |||
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"I once tried this with a melon but after I developed feeling a for her and asked if she’d run away and get married she told me she cantaloupe " She sounds a bit seedy | |||
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"I once tried this with a melon but after I developed feeling a for her and asked if she’d run away and get married she told me she cantaloupe " Howled!! | |||
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"I once tried this with a melon but after I developed feeling a for her and asked if she’d run away and get married she told me she cantaloupe " Too funny B x | |||
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"Two guys turned up on my doorstep this morning at 8am. One had a pear on his flute and the other had his rod in a bucket of custard I said what's going on here boys? One said well I'm deep in despair and he's fucking disgusted..." | |||
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"Try watching Girls Trip if you want to know more lol" Haha this is where I first seen it, hilarious | |||
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