FabSwingers.com forum: Weird stuff

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Almost everyone has a backpack, purse, bag and so on with them on a daily basis, so...

What's the weirdest thing you have with you?

I'll start:

-boil in a bag rice

-condoms

-cock ring

Thank god no one looks in my backpack

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I've never owned a daily backpack, purse or bag so that must be weird in itself.

My pockets aren't big enough for anything weird.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Purse..ive rosary beads....

Bag.. ive a lighter and i don't even smoke...think it's there from a meet a while ago for lighting candles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small steel chain flogger

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By *cl2010Couple
over a year ago

cork

Random tools and bits of hardware and screws. There's usually some knipex's and a Leatherman at minimum

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

11 lipsticks

A condom

A thimble from Budapest (keep forgetting to give it to my friend who collects them)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a pocket guy not a backpack guy

Random screws and clips and fuses

Change in my back pocket(cash is weird)

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

Jameson main bar

"11 lipsticks

A condom

A thimble from Budapest (keep forgetting to give it to my friend who collects them)"

Don't tell me you still haven't given it her yet. Do you want me to give it to her?

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"11 lipsticks

A condom

A thimble from Budapest (keep forgetting to give it to my friend who collects them)

Don't tell me you still haven't given it her yet. Do you want me to give it to her? "

Might get to her quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A load of different prescription eyedrops for my genetically challenged peepers.

An Oyster card for London tube

Nothing else apart from lipbalm, purse and pen right now

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Phone,tissue,wallet,car keys and a bit of fluff in my pockets

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I think the weirdest one I found I'm my pockets was a seed potato.

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Always have a small knife on my person cause you never know when you might need one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the weirdest one I found I'm my pockets was a seed potato.

Dog treats are normally to be found in my coat pockets!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I think the weirdest one I found I'm my pockets was a seed potato.

Dog treats are normally to be found in my coat pockets!"

Dog poo bags in mine ....empty thank god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sachet of lube and a princess plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sachet of brown sugar, condom, 2 lip salves , 9 million notebooks lol

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

A lightweight gortex coat,

Paracetamol,

Small first aid kit,

Survival blanket,

Sunglasses,

Flask cup always full of tea.

A leathermans

I work outdoors

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

I hope the sachet of lube doesn't get mistaken for a sachet of brown sugar or visa versa.

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By *exycdboyxTV/TS
over a year ago

Clapham

Not in the backpack/purse, but does a chastity cage and butt plug count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to go more for pockets, but will find things in cost pockets like a stone I thought was interesting... Am I a magpie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pens,gaviscon,a small torch and johnnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and spare socks/jocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having been a scout you could find absolutely anything I my bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having been a scout you could find absolutely anything I my bag

Mary Poppins style bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having been a scout you could find absolutely anything I my bag

Mary Poppins style bag?"

Absolutely, the only kind

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

Safety hammer with seat belt cutter

Spare shopping bags

Knife, fork and spoon set

Nail clippers

Tampons/pads/wipes/tissues

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

Although I have a backpack in my work jeep it's normally just overnight stuff in case I have to stay somewhere for work.

But the jeep is stocked like a mini version of a preppers bugout vehicle so when working somewhere remote I can happily feed, water and shelter myself if something was to go wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pens,gaviscon,a small torch and johnnies"

I misread this as "penis, gaviscon.....

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"Pens,gaviscon,a small torch and johnnies

I misread this as "penis, gaviscon.....

Yes because the "old boy" can get heartburn too you know

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By *rAndMrsRightCouple
over a year ago

newtownabbey

Teabags

coloured pencils

Condoms

3 forks

A knife

Bus card (expired)

Super glue

Tub of Russian salad

An apple

Missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back bag:

1 condom

1 sachet of lube

Scribble book

Colour pencils

Strepsils

Comb

Power bank and a book “Irish folk and fairy tales”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snickers pants

Phone and a

Flat head screwdriver oh and a tip-ex pen

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

"Pens,gaviscon,a small torch and johnnies

I misread this as "penis, gaviscon.....

Always good to carry a spare dick around in case of emergencies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pens,gaviscon,a small torch and johnnies

I misread this as "penis, gaviscon.....

I thought it said Penis aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pens,gaviscon,a small torch and johnnies

I misread this as "penis, gaviscon.....

Always good to carry a spare dick around in case of emergencies

A good life motto

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By *cl2010Couple
over a year ago

cork

"A load of different prescription eyedrops for my genetically challenged peepers.

An Oyster card for London tube

Nothing else apart from lipbalm, purse and pen right now"

Oi noi, you got the uveitis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A load of different prescription eyedrops for my genetically challenged peepers.

An Oyster card for London tube

Nothing else apart from lipbalm, purse and pen right now

Oi noi, you got the uveitis?"

No, that's about the one thing I don't have!!

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Massage oil,

Knife,

Buffalo hide strips,

Map of Spain,

Coins,

Screws,

6 large seeds,

Notebook.

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