FabSwingers.com forum: Dildo Recycling

By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

Any ladies looking to get rid of used metal type dildos get in touch. Im a planning on bringing out a bespoke range of salt and pepper shakers by drilling holes in the tops of them. If the little motors are still working I can sell these as self shaking models.

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

Bahaha I hear a little rice stops the moisture clogging them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's metal type dildos?

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

"Bahaha I hear a little rice stops the moisture clogging them up

Im still in the developmental stage so any and all advice shall be taken on board

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

"There's metal type dildos? "

Im assuming there are

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

I'll never look at condiments the same ever again.....

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

Dragon's Den awaits....

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"Dragon's Den awaits....

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

"Dragon's Den awaits....

So they can take my million euro idea, I think not

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By *umpkinnMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I think the correct term is upcycling. Maybe ughhhcycling

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By *ouple 0073Couple
over a year ago

donegal

"Any ladies looking to get rid of used metal type dildos get in touch. Im a planning on bringing out a bespoke range of salt and pepper shakers by drilling holes in the tops of them. If the little motors are still working I can sell these as self shaking models.

brilliant idea

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I've been in too much trouble with salt shakers previously so hope the tops definitely stay on

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

Your idea is better than mine. I was going to rework dildos for the plumbing trade. Dildos always make great stop cocks

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By *ouple 0073Couple
over a year ago

donegal

Pump and grind could be a good name for this start business

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Empty lube bottles for vinegar or olive oil.

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

We suction base for caravan and campers

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By *umpkinnMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Buttplug doorstops anyone?

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"We suction base for caravan and campers "

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

But plugs for bottle stopper handles.... saving the planet one toy at a time

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"But plugs for bottle stopper handles.... saving the planet one toy at a time

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

"Dragon's Den awaits....

So they can take my million euro idea, I think not"

Don't sell yourself short Ger!

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Used by barista to shake chocolate shapes on your cappuccino in Costa.

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over a year ago

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

"There's metal type dildos? "

Yes but with motors they are vibrators

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Drinks bottles.....

Might make for interesting conversations in the gym/sauna.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Dildo racing used to be a thing in pubs in the North of England back in the 90s.

There only rules were each competitor had to buy the dildo for £5 from a vending machine.

They raced on the bar counter and the winner was the first to vibrate across the finish line. They got their fiver back and a free drink.

It was a joint promotion between the vending company and the pub landlords.

The vending company tried doing the same in NI but couldn't find anyone willing to take on the franchise or pubs that wanted the publicity and outrage that would follow

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

If Dyson did dildos....

Would that be more like a Fleshlight.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Strap a load of them to your car and hey presto you have your own EV or more precisely a VV. Might take a while getting there but you'd have a smile on your face as you arrive disheveled and drained while singing Good Vibrations

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

These are all very helpful and creative suggestions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie one to a rope and use it to vibrate the air from wet concrete

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A chewy toy for a dog

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"A chewy toy for a dog

Seen this tried before by a dog... very embarrasing for the owner of both.... not a good business plan

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

"We suction base for caravan and campers "

Or leave them in the shower as shower gel, shampoo dispensers. Just give em a good auld squeeze and a tug

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

"Tie one to a rope and use it to vibrate the air from wet concrete "

Don’t forget to pull it out or the homeowner could have a suspicious vibration coming from their walls

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Could you convert one into a mayonnaise dispenser?

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

"Could you convert one into a mayonnaise dispenser?

Why stop at just mayonnaise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tie one to a rope and use it to vibrate the air from wet concrete

Don’t forget to pull it out or the homeowner could have a suspicious vibration coming from their walls"

Lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Could you convert one into a mayonnaise dispenser?

Why stop at just mayonnaise"

"Cum and enjoy your food with mayonnaise from my new dispenser"

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A shampoo dispenser in a hotel shower that holds fab socials ....keep it down low on the wall so it can be used by 2 people at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait to see the finished products

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

I was with a lady a couple of years back. She had a lovely new dildo. She said she gave her old one to her daughter. I was quite bemused.

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