FabSwingers.com forum: Things you say at office and bed :p

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here is an example:

I have experience in similar positions

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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago

Cork

Take it out and plug it back in again.

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By *ostmaryWoman
over a year ago

Near you

I’m not sure I add value to this meeting

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By *inner2729Man
over a year ago

Bolton Street

Has anyone seen my dongle? I had it yesterday.

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By *inner2729Man
over a year ago

Bolton Street

I can squeeze you in at 2pm.

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

i think weve made a double entry !!

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

sorry im tied up just now

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By *heekydub01Man
over a year ago

Dublin

No problem. im very good at multitasking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's shake on it

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By *ostmaryWoman
over a year ago

Near you

I feel we need to arrange another session to cover off additional items

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By *mac94Man
over a year ago

belfast

It’ll not take long to fill yous in

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

some good replies here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is there any other opening that I can fill

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By *020 visionWoman
over a year ago

dublin

Im thinking of changing my role where I can add maxium value

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Im the Boss

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By *ostmaryWoman
over a year ago

Near you

Will there be cameras on for this one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All positions are currently filled

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

Can staff use the rear entrance please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have to provide synergy in our effort to ensure we produce a outcome that leave all partys thoroughly satisfied with the outcome of our assigned workload

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s explore this further

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Let's get a few more people involved in this.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Jaysus, give us a look at your inbox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love the opportunity to be under you

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By *ykkesMan
over a year ago

North Dublin

We’re not leaving this room until we are all satisfied

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 22/01/23 13:01:40]

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By *eart-shaped-foxMan
over a year ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipp

Revert back to me on that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have to provide synergy in our effort to ensure we produce a outcome that leave all partys thoroughly satisfied with the outcome of our assigned workload"

LOL I could relate this LOL

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"I would love the opportunity to be under you"

Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don’t mind working in a group.

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By *ub23Man
over a year ago

wandering

Is it hot in here or is it just me

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

Don't let the grass grow too long on that one, I think it looks great and you should run it up the flag pole!

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

Give it a minute to warm up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say nothing on the no luck thread

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By *r MacmullyMan
over a year ago

Tarbert

Promise your next

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Let’s dive into that now

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By *onderfulTongueDubMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

"Let's bang through the options quickly and then we can discuss it"

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

You're definitely getting the sac

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By *elfastSteamWhistleMan
over a year ago

bangor

Surely we could have done this on zoom? (Or teams)

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

It's a health and safety requirement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am a great team player with excellent oral skills.

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

We should adopt flexible positions to ensure all the vacancies are filled.

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

We need to hold a firm position on this....

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

After a few drinks at the office party:

pop your ass up here

(on the photocopier!)

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"After a few drinks at the office party:

pop your ass up here

(on the photocopier!)"

See you in court

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

[Removed by poster at 24/01/23 22:49:03]

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

We have achieved greater penetration than expected, to the extent that we are at saturation much sooner than anticipated

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

Please fill this in by the end of the day.. otherwise I will need you to come on the weekend

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By *igIsBackMan
over a year ago

all over and beyond

I can work your dreams come ture.

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By *igIsBackMan
over a year ago

all over and beyond

The more u give it the greater the rewards

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"Please fill this in by the end of the day.. otherwise I will need you to come on the weekend

I can't do it today. I have a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you health insurance ?

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

The new guy has great growth potential

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

"Have you health insurance ?

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By *ikeKateCouple
over a year ago

Rochestown

Let’s suck it and see

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Can I borrow your stapler?

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Where is that smell coming from?

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Don't worry about the mess, I've called the cleaners.

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Best 1 on 1 ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best 1 on 1 ever"

Good one

I can relate this with my 1 on 1 session with teammates on every Wednesday

sometimes the session will end soon when they have nothing for me to show LOL

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

Where do you want me to put it?

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Who's the new guy?

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

[Removed by poster at 25/01/23 16:39:21]

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Can you take.........dic......tation?

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Ok, come on now, settle down at the back.

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

I want a complete report on my desk tomorrow morning

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

'We can't start till everyone arrives.'

'We'll start and the rest can join in when they arrive.'

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By *nknowncorkMan
over a year ago

Cork

I'll give it to you in the morning

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By *r MacmullyMan
over a year ago

Tarbert

Have you tried changing the batteries.

We'll plug it in and see where it goes from there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not kidding when I am saying this "spread your legs for me"

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By *inball Wizard 69Man
over a year ago

suburbs

Is it switched on?

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

That won’t even touch the sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have no clue what you are doing do you? Who trains people these days.

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By *rJames_KerryMan
over a year ago

Kerry

Let touch base

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was at office this morning in the cafeteria. And a lad asked me could you please pass that tissue…well my dirty mind giggled and posted here :p

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