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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Im gettin scarded ta phost hear animore 8n kase im trolld be da spelchequer polis.

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

navan


"Im gettin scarded ta phost hear animore 8n kase im trolld be da spelchequer polis.

"

*I'm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im gettin scarded ta phost hear animore 8n kase im trolld be da spelchequer polis.

"

Cum ere ill hold ya

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Fuk dem!

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Fuk dem!"

L9l

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By *aughty and Nice timesCouple
over a year ago

tie u down town

There so annoying . Really there should be a remove button for them . They really take the fun out of threads

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"There so annoying . Really there should be a remove button for them . They really take the fun out of threads "

Just to clarify, (no I'm not trolling you), are you suggesting to remove the spellchecker police or those who post with spelling or grammar errors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just means the person can't think of anything actually clever to say.

Fab could really do with an edit option though I'm shocking for typo's

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Just means the person can't think of anything actually clever to say.

Fab could really do with an edit option, though I'm shocking for typos. "

Fixed that for ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just means the person can't think of anything actually clever to say.

Fab could really do with an edit option, though I'm shocking for typos.

Fixed that for ya. "

I also can't spell tbf

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Just means the person can't think of anything actually clever to say.

Fab could really do with an edit option, though I'm shocking for typos.

Fixed that for ya.

I also can't spell tbf"

Spell check seems to work for you so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just means the person can't think of anything actually clever to say.

Fab could really do with an edit option, though I'm shocking for typos.

Fixed that for ya.

I also can't spell tbf

Spell check seems to work for you so "

God bless technology, I'd make even less sense than normal

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Is it not “an edit option though, I’m really bad…”

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

9/10 times the spellchecker is correcting an arsehole OP/forumite to bring them down a peg

The rest of the time the spellchecker is themselves a doosh

I say let them carry on

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"9/10 times the spellchecker is correcting an arsehole OP/forumite to bring them down a peg

The rest of the time the spellchecker is themselves a doosh

I say let them carry on"

This is a test isn't it?

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre


"9/10 times the spellchecker is correcting an arsehole OP/forumite to bring them down a peg

The rest of the time the spellchecker is themselves a doosh

I say let them carry on

This is a test isn't it? "

Tbf I don’t know how to spell doosh

Dusch?

Deusch?

I’ve no idea

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Douche, isn't it?

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre


"Douche, isn't it? "

Touché

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By *apt blackMan
over a year ago

Lurgan

Auto correct really makes a can’t out of you at times

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By *iggtommy2000Man
over a year ago

Gorey


"9/10 times the spellchecker is correcting an arsehole OP/forumite to bring them down a peg

The rest of the time the spellchecker is themselves a doosh

I say let them carry on"

As an avid grammar nazi, can happily confirm it's both and I'm a proud douche.

Also this thread is going to make my head explode.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Im dyslexic and find it difficult to post without double checking my spelling most times

It's why I find it difficult to play some of the games on here because I'm not quick enough to answer and inevitably want to kiss,spank or fuck the wrong person in the thread....

As long as I can understand what someone means I couldn't care how their post is worded or if the spelling is ok

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"9/10 times the spellchecker is correcting an arsehole OP/forumite to bring them down a peg

The rest of the time the spellchecker is themselves a doosh

I say let them carry on

As an avid grammar nazi, can happily confirm it's both and I'm a proud douche.

Also this thread is going to make my head explode. "

Their,there,they're

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By *iggtommy2000Man
over a year ago

Gorey


"9/10 times the spellchecker is correcting an arsehole OP/forumite to bring them down a peg

The rest of the time the spellchecker is themselves a doosh

I say let them carry on

As an avid grammar nazi, can happily confirm it's both and I'm a proud douche.

Also this thread is going to make my head explode.

Their,there,they're "

Your grammar and spelling are always really good! It's the people who can't be bothered reading their message before posting that kill me

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

..

My grammar and spelling are ding dust most of the time it's just Google or prediction feckes me up most of the time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a funny 1 earlier on a profile "I have no inabishings" and if that wasn't funny enough it was followed by " I don't do anal or fisting"

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Do really bad misspellings make me twitch? Yes. Do I keep my mouth shut? I try my best. I may be a cunt but I’m not a dick

No one should be correcting anyone’s spelling or grammar on the internet. You have no idea of a persons literacy skills, whether they have dyslexia or a learning disability, whether English is their first language etc.

If you can understand what they’re saying, keep your trap shut. If you really don’t know, then ask politely for them to explain.

Continuously correcting someones spelling or grammar just shows you up to be the twat you really are.

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry


"Do really bad misspellings make me twitch? Yes. Do I keep my mouth shut? I try my best. I may be a cunt but I’m not a dick

No one should be correcting anyone’s spelling or grammar on the internet. You have no idea of a persons literacy skills, whether they have dyslexia or a learning disability, whether English is their first language etc.

If you can understand what they’re saying, keep your trap shut. If you really don’t know, then ask politely for them to explain.

Continuously correcting someones spelling or grammar just shows you up to be the twat you really are. "
there were a couple of individuals at it earlier but I think it was more attention seeking than anything. Same individuals have been trolling for the last few days and bickering with anyone who was willing to bite. Sad attention seeking twats.

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Do really bad misspellings make me twitch? Yes. Do I keep my mouth shut? I try my best. I may be a cunt but I’m not a dick

No one should be correcting anyone’s spelling or grammar on the internet. You have no idea of a persons literacy skills, whether they have dyslexia or a learning disability, whether English is their first language etc.

If you can understand what they’re saying, keep your trap shut. If you really don’t know, then ask politely for them to explain.

Continuously correcting someones spelling or grammar just shows you up to be the twat you really are. there were a couple of individuals at it earlier but I think it was more attention seeking than anything. Same individuals have been trolling for the last few days and bickering with anyone who was willing to bite. Sad attention seeking twats. "

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"9/10 times the spellchecker is correcting an arsehole OP/forumite to bring them down a peg

The rest of the time the spellchecker is themselves a doosh

I say let them carry on

As an avid grammar nazi, can happily confirm it's both and I'm a proud douche.

Also this thread is going to make my head explode. "

..........

Big head exploding.....bad

Little head exploding....wowwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do really bad misspellings make me twitch? Yes. Do I keep my mouth shut? I try my best. I may be a cunt but I’m not a dick

No one should be correcting anyone’s spelling or grammar on the internet. You have no idea of a persons literacy skills, whether they have dyslexia or a learning disability, whether English is their first language etc.

If you can understand what they’re saying, keep your trap shut. If you really don’t know, then ask politely for them to explain.

Continuously correcting someones spelling or grammar just shows you up to be the twat you really are. "

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre


"Do really bad misspellings make me twitch? Yes. Do I keep my mouth shut? I try my best. I may be a cunt but I’m not a dick

No one should be correcting anyone’s spelling or grammar on the internet. You have no idea of a persons literacy skills, whether they have dyslexia or a learning disability, whether English is their first language etc.

If you can understand what they’re saying, keep your trap shut. If you really don’t know, then ask politely for them to explain.

Continuously correcting someones spelling or grammar just shows you up to be the twat you really are. "

Tbf I’ve seen a few fellas misspell “Brief Encounters” and it drives me bonkers

“Anyone around Breef Encounters”

“Meet at Breif Encounters”

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCK SAKE

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Do really bad misspellings make me twitch? Yes. Do I keep my mouth shut? I try my best. I may be a cunt but I’m not a dick

No one should be correcting anyone’s spelling or grammar on the internet. You have no idea of a persons literacy skills, whether they have dyslexia or a learning disability, whether English is their first language etc.

If you can understand what they’re saying, keep your trap shut. If you really don’t know, then ask politely for them to explain.

Continuously correcting someones spelling or grammar just shows you up to be the twat you really are. "

yep this is pretty much spot on for what I think as well .

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Do really bad misspellings make me twitch? Yes. Do I keep my mouth shut? I try my best. I may be a cunt but I’m not a dick

No one should be correcting anyone’s spelling or grammar on the internet. You have no idea of a persons literacy skills, whether they have dyslexia or a learning disability, whether English is their first language etc.

If you can understand what they’re saying, keep your trap shut. If you really don’t know, then ask politely for them to explain.

Continuously correcting someones spelling or grammar just shows you up to be the twat you really are.

yep this is pretty much spot on for what I think as well ."

+1

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Doesn't bother me except for the couple who always spell 'to' as 'too'. It happens every day and both of them make the same error. Weird

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Doesn't bother me except for the couple who always spell 'to' as 'too'. It happens every day and both of them make the same error. Weird "

So just the too of them

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Doesn't bother me except for the couple who always spell 'to' as 'too'. It happens every day and both of them make the same error. Weird

So just the too of them "

Two funny

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

How do you comfort a spellcheck troll???

There, they’re, they’re.

I’ll grab my coat

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

I'll happily add..

I can't spell

Accondayton

Sinserekly

Cummintae

Im a sapiophile though

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Being anal retentive, having an anal personality, is someone with an extreme need to control their environment. The person will also have an obsessive attention to detail, (even non-essential details) e.g. spelling and grammar, to the point that it might annoy others.

As *anal is often an integral part of the swing lifestyle is it a safe place for "anal retentive" folk to be or could it ultimately lead to an embarrassing visit to A&E...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do really bad misspellings make me twitch? Yes. Do I keep my mouth shut? I try my best. I may be a cunt but I’m not a dick

No one should be correcting anyone’s spelling or grammar on the internet. You have no idea of a persons literacy skills, whether they have dyslexia or a learning disability, whether English is their first language etc.

If you can understand what they’re saying, keep your trap shut. If you really don’t know, then ask politely for them to explain.

Continuously correcting someones spelling or grammar just shows you up to be the twat you really are. there were a couple of individuals at it earlier but I think it was more attention seeking than anything. Same individuals have been trolling for the last few days and bickering with anyone who was willing to bite. Sad attention seeking twats. "

Are you referring to me?

Yep I did it. I was being a smart arse because an OP had commented on another thread purely to correct someone's spelling. The OP acknowledged it with his "touché" comment. Am I a twat? Quite often, yes. Attention seeking? Sadly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do really bad misspellings make me twitch? Yes. Do I keep my mouth shut? I try my best. I may be a cunt but I’m not a dick

No one should be correcting anyone’s spelling or grammar on the internet. You have no idea of a persons literacy skills, whether they have dyslexia or a learning disability, whether English is their first language etc.

If you can understand what they’re saying, keep your trap shut. If you really don’t know, then ask politely for them to explain.

Continuously correcting someones spelling or grammar just shows you up to be the twat you really are. there were a couple of individuals at it earlier but I think it was more attention seeking than anything. Same individuals have been trolling for the last few days and bickering with anyone who was willing to bite. Sad attention seeking twats.

Are you referring to me?

Yep I did it. I was being a smart arse because an OP had commented on another thread purely to correct someone's spelling. The OP acknowledged it with his "touché" comment. Am I a twat? Quite often, yes. Attention seeking? Sadly not"

Not the only one

S

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By *antas_number_one_elfWoman
over a year ago

dublin

Don’t mind them hun, der eyebrows are in bits xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t mind them hun, der eyebrows are in bits xxx "

Hahaha and I’d say you are spot on xx

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

navan

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

navan


"Don’t mind them hun, der eyebrows are in bits xxx "

Got mine done this morning.

Another three years of stunning eyebrows

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry


"Do really bad misspellings make me twitch? Yes. Do I keep my mouth shut? I try my best. I may be a cunt but I’m not a dick

No one should be correcting anyone’s spelling or grammar on the internet. You have no idea of a persons literacy skills, whether they have dyslexia or a learning disability, whether English is their first language etc.

If you can understand what they’re saying, keep your trap shut. If you really don’t know, then ask politely for them to explain.

Continuously correcting someones spelling or grammar just shows you up to be the twat you really are. there were a couple of individuals at it earlier but I think it was more attention seeking than anything. Same individuals have been trolling for the last few days and bickering with anyone who was willing to bite. Sad attention seeking twats.

Are you referring to me?

Yep I did it. I was being a smart arse because an OP had commented on another thread purely to correct someone's spelling. The OP acknowledged it with his "touché" comment. Am I a twat? Quite often, yes. Attention seeking? Sadly not"
no I wasn't referring to you. I found your post quite amusing outsmarting someone who thought they were being funny correcting someone else. There were a few others who probably thought they were being funny but it was probably more a sign of immaturity

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Don’t mind them hun, der eyebrows are in bits xxx "

funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do really bad misspellings make me twitch? Yes. Do I keep my mouth shut? I try my best. I may be a cunt but I’m not a dick

No one should be correcting anyone’s spelling or grammar on the internet. You have no idea of a persons literacy skills, whether they have dyslexia or a learning disability, whether English is their first language etc.

If you can understand what they’re saying, keep your trap shut. If you really don’t know, then ask politely for them to explain.

Continuously correcting someones spelling or grammar just shows you up to be the twat you really are. "

Agreed.

Anyhow, spelling - to an extent - is arbitrary as proven by the below classic:

"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."

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By *adger Broc OP   Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Do really bad misspellings make me twitch? Yes. Do I keep my mouth shut? I try my best. I may be a cunt but I’m not a dick

No one should be correcting anyone’s spelling or grammar on the internet. You have no idea of a persons literacy skills, whether they have dyslexia or a learning disability, whether English is their first language etc.

If you can understand what they’re saying, keep your trap shut. If you really don’t know, then ask politely for them to explain.

Continuously correcting someones spelling or grammar just shows you up to be the twat you really are.

Agreed.

Anyhow, spelling - to an extent - is arbitrary as proven by the below classic:

"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.""

Wooooowwwww.

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