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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a question for ladies with big Vaginas, dm me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know if ya have one?

Obviously asking for a friend!

Is there a universal tool like the sky remote for men

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

It's the continuous stream of high quality forum threads that keeps me coming back to this place...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know if ya have one?

Obviously asking for a friend!

Is there a universal tool like the sky remote for men "

lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny "

Is there a reward for finding shergar?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny "

Hope he hasn't opened The Jameson

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By *ightower2021Man
over a year ago

donegal


"How do you know if ya have one?

Obviously asking for a friend!

Is there a universal tool like the sky remote for men "

if you keep losing the remote you've got a big one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny "
lmfao

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By *oguish1Man
over a year ago

Carrigrohane


"I have a question for ladies with big Vaginas, dm me please "

Curious to know what your question is ....

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Did someone happen to see the post about small boobs earlier and is trying the same technique

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

I did have a big fanny but I got rid of him

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By *_05Man
over a year ago

dublin 7


"Did someone happen to see the post about small boobs earlier and is trying the same technique "

maybe so, and that thread has almost 100 replies too. so strange.

also I can't imagine someone reading this and thinking its relatable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did have a big fanny but I got rid of him "

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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By *_05Man
over a year ago

dublin 7


"I did have a big fanny but I got rid of him "

Hilarious

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"How do you know if ya have one?

Obviously asking for a friend!

Is there a universal tool like the sky remote for men "

Its a big mac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did have a big fanny but I got rid of him "
well fuck me sideways that is some response lol

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

navan


"Did someone happen to see the post about small boobs earlier and is trying the same technique "

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone happen to see the post about small boobs earlier and is trying the same technique

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"

Yes thats what happened

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Did someone happen to see the post about small boobs earlier and is trying the same technique

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"

Only for an ego

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

navan

Yous are an awful negative bunch of men

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,

"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."

She said, "Why did you say that twice?"

I said, "I didn't."

Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie.

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,

"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."

She said, "Why did you say that twice?"

I said, "I didn't."

Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie. "

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By *eeking PassionMan
over a year ago

here and there


"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,

"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."

She said, "Why did you say that twice?"

I said, "I didn't."

Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie. "

Too many pencils!!!

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Yous are an awful negative bunch of men "

Perception flows from within

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,

"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."

She said, "Why did you say that twice?"

I said, "I didn't."

Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie. "

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,

"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."

She said, "Why did you say that twice?"

I said, "I didn't."

Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie.

Too many pencils!!!"

Far too many pencils indeed. Sadly Dillion got reincarnated as a pro golfer but fate would see him once again lose an appendage from a different type of predator (fresh water variety).

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By *eeking PassionMan
over a year ago

here and there


"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,

"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."

She said, "Why did you say that twice?"

I said, "I didn't."

Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie.

Too many pencils!!!

Far too many pencils indeed. Sadly Dillion got reincarnated as a pro golfer but fate would see him once again lose an appendage from a different type of predator (fresh water variety)."

Very true but he picked himself up, dusted himself off and became a successful acting coach who can show you how to make soup out of leftovers!!

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Get back to the big pussy talk guys

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"How do you know if ya have one?

Obviously asking for a friend!

Is there a universal tool like the sky remote for men "

Those of us who had babies - the bigger the baby (ies), the bigger the vagina?

Those of us who didn't - try a ruler during your period?

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Get back to the big pussy talk guys "

Fair enough, but first…

The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"

And, I take my leave.

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By *eeking PassionMan
over a year ago

here and there


"Get back to the big pussy talk guys

Fair enough, but first…

The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"

And, I take my leave. "

“If it bleeds, we can …. it!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get back to the big pussy talk guys

Fair enough, but first…

The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"

And, I take my leave.

“If it bleeds, we can …. it!” "

Fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get back to the big pussy talk guys "

Mines like a wizards sleeve

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

navan


"Get back to the big pussy talk guys

Mines like a wizards sleeve "

Magic?

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Get back to the big pussy talk guys

Mines like a wizards sleeve "

But do you cook good and are you strong on plow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get back to the big pussy talk guys

Mines like a wizards sleeve

Magic?

"

Like Harry Potter I have a Chamber of Secrets..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny "

Neigh way

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Get back to the big pussy talk guys

Fair enough, but first…

The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"

And, I take my leave. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Results are in

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

navan


"Results are in "

Suspense building.......

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By *traight sligoguy67Man
over a year ago

sligo


"How do you know if ya have one?

Obviously asking for a friend!

Is there a universal tool like the sky remote for men

if you keep losing the remote you've got a big one "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Result is .. superficial doesn't matter... Be kind and mind each other

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

navan


"Result is .. superficial doesn't matter... Be kind and mind each other "

Fantastic result

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

city

I've just destroyed myself and everything around me with coffee after reading the opening post. Too funny. You gotta love this place sometimes

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West


"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny "

Dont tell Coolmore stud - they'll have the insurance company out to you for a look

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny

Dont tell Coolmore stud - they'll have the insurance company out to you for a look "

I suspect Ballymany Stud might have something to say about that since they were the ones who had Shergar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi fabbers anyway does it really matter .. or is all genitalia size related .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is small better on a lady and big better on a man

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By *loria_cdxTV/TS
over a year ago

all over

I love a big vagina

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Ah you all know the ones with big vaginas....they only want wwe. They have got to feel it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a big fanny, fits more comfortably and more room for activities.

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By *loria_cdxTV/TS
over a year ago

all over

Yes, ladies love big on a man, not always but mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer a big fanny, fits more comfortably and more room for activities."

Like abseiling

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I prefer a big fanny, fits more comfortably and more room for activities."

Yodelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny

Dont tell Coolmore stud - they'll have the insurance company out to you for a look

I suspect Ballymany Stud might have something to say about that since they were the ones who had Shergar "

I've a fanny like a otters pocket they'll never find it's contents. Like throwing a Kit Kat into the Shannon

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I dunno, they all feel small and tight to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,

"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."

She said, "Why did you say that twice?"

I said, "I didn't."

Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie. "

classic movie gotta love predator

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By *ootlooseMan
over a year ago

kildare

Gosh Rosy, you make your fanny sound like it can take anything.. spare tyres and shopping trolleys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny

Dont tell Coolmore stud - they'll have the insurance company out to you for a look

I suspect Ballymany Stud might have something to say about that since they were the ones who had Shergar

I've a fanny like a otters pocket they'll never find it's contents. Like throwing a Kit Kat into the Shannon "

Laughing my ass off Rosy. Thanks for brightening up a dreary Thursday

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By *iggtommy2000Man
over a year ago

Gorey


"

Is there a universal tool like the sky remote for men "

Wait, the new skinny sky+ remote? Because mine is more like the older chunky one with the wide tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer a big fanny, fits more comfortably and more room for activities.

Like abseiling "

Yes! Even better if she’s into rope play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gosh Rosy, you make your fanny sound like it can take anything.. spare tyres and shopping trolleys "

Ah sure so big it's like throwing a bic biro down the aisle at Mass. Grand old storage facility I have this year's turf drying up there

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork


"Gosh Rosy, you make your fanny sound like it can take anything.. spare tyres and shopping trolleys

Ah sure so big it's like throwing a bic biro down the aisle at Mass. Grand old storage facility I have this year's turf drying up there "

Room for one more sod?

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

navan


"I prefer a big fanny, fits more comfortably and more room for activities.

Yodelling "

Sexiest man

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By *ootlooseMan
over a year ago

kildare

Sounds like it’s truly a perfect fanny I want it

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny "

Jasus Rosy, can I have a go on Shergar

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

How do you measure the criteria for big fanny?

Is it total volume

Circumference

Internal length

Does the "fanny" include the mons Venus ?

It's too ambiguous a question

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
over a year ago

villiage


"How do you measure the criteria for big fanny?

Is it total volume

Circumference

Internal length

Does the "fanny" include the mons Venus ?

It's too ambiguous a question

"

contact nasa they have a specialist team

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

So you weigh a woman.

Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water

Weigh her again while she stays upside down

The difference is the volume of her fanny

Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you weigh a woman.

Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water

Weigh her again while she stays upside down

The difference is the volume of her fanny

Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3)"

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you weigh a woman.

Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water

Weigh her again while she stays upside down

The difference is the volume of her fanny

Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3)"

I suggested this for lads too, total volume of pussy displaced

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"So you weigh a woman.

Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water

Weigh her again while she stays upside down

The difference is the volume of her fanny

Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3)"

Or you could use left over christmas stuffing. Put it in a net bag. Pack in until full. Tie the bag. Pull it out and weigh it. I'll all for making use of left over food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does size matter is the question

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
over a year ago

villiage


"Does size matter is the question "
big bang theory

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By *aughtylusciousWoman
over a year ago

Curvy town

Here for the comments and my God ye didn't disappoint. My answer would be if I have a big fanny, you'd better have a Big cock, wait... if the pencil fits the pencil case does it matter. OP you have us all in a flap over this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here for the comments and my God ye didn't disappoint. My answer would be if I have a big fanny, you'd better have a Big cock, wait... if the pencil fits the pencil case does it matter. OP you have us all in a flap over this "

Thinking of changing my user name to RosyBigFlaps

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By *aughtylusciousWoman
over a year ago

Curvy town

Love it. I'll be naughtyflapslusciousfanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone wanna check out the size of me fanny? Sick been told I'm a tight C""" lol

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"Does anyone wanna check out the size of me fanny? Sick been told I'm a tight C""" lol"

Look Lou if you're stuck for a volunteer I'm always here pal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you weigh a woman.

Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water

Weigh her again while she stays upside down

The difference is the volume of her fanny

Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3)"

Good luck getting any woman on a weighing scale

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"So you weigh a woman.

Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water

Weigh her again while she stays upside down

The difference is the volume of her fanny

Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3)"

I'd try that just for the laugh but the upside down weighing bit is giving me a headache.

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

It’s not the size of the vagina it’s what you do with it

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By *hymanforfunMan
over a year ago

athy


"Does anyone wanna check out the size of me fanny? Sick been told I'm a tight C""" lol"
would love to help you out Lou

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

To get the interior volume of a fanny there's no need to go to the bother of weighing the lady, just turn her upside down, an excuse for a bit of rope play, and carefully fill the said fanny with liquid from a graduated container, until it overflows, record the amount of liquid used and hey presto you have your answer, just remember to return to the lady to an upright seated or standing position when finished or they may not agree to partake in future scientific trials

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West


"So you weigh a woman.

Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water

Weigh her again while she stays upside down

The difference is the volume of her fanny

Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3)

I'd try that just for the laugh but the upside down weighing bit is giving me a headache. "

Someone needs to draw a cartoon illustration of this.... Im crying laughing here picturing it LOL

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West


"To get the interior volume of a fanny there's no need to go to the bother of weighing the lady, just turn her upside down, an excuse for a bit of rope play, and carefully fill the said fanny with liquid from a graduated container, until it overflows, record the amount of liquid used and hey presto you have your answer, just remember to return to the lady to an upright seated or standing position when finished or they may not agree to partake in future scientific trials "

Ah yes the graduated flask or pipette.... would you need to place a spirit level on the subjects bottom too - just to verify they are completely vertical... this is going to need a written procedure

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare


"Does anyone wanna check out the size of me fanny? Sick been told I'm a tight C""" lol"

Is there any particular type of tool you would like to use to measure it

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare


"

Ah yes the graduated flask or pipette.... would you need to place a spirit level on the subjects bottom too - just to verify they are completely vertical... this is going to need a written procedure "

And an independent panel of voyeur's to oversee the process

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12


"Does anyone wanna check out the size of me fanny? Sick been told I'm a tight C""" lol"

Yes

Yes

Yes

Ohhhh Yessss )

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By *imself70Man
over a year ago

Wesht Cork


"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny "

Rosy red lips.... you have me in stitches with every post

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