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By *ervy Priest OP   Man
over a year ago

The Diocese Of Lesbos And Poppincandy

Amen and Hallelujah!!!….. I am now taking confessions in the Ireland Forum confessional box….. if you have fallen by the wayside, or been a naughty boy or girl, all you need to do is say “Bless me Father for I have sinned”….. then, you can either private message me what your sin is, or post it on this thread for everyone to read…..

I will then tell you what your penance is and, for the most naughty, i will set you a task which you MUST complete before the _ervy priest cleanses you off your sin….. Good luck ?? Amen….. will someone shout HALLELUJAH!! ??

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Bless me padre for I have grievously sinned.

I asked inappropriate questions of a lady.

I am begging for forgiveness from you and from the lady in question.

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By *ervy Priest OP   Man
over a year ago

The Diocese Of Lesbos And Poppincandy


"Bless me padre for I have grievously sinned.

I asked inappropriate questions of a lady.

I am begging for forgiveness from you and from the lady in question. "

To enable The Pervy Priest to give you penance you must disclose the nature of such naughty questions ?? Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that's what God expects from His sheep, here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of the Road to Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion!

And I said Mount Cavalry! Huh!

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By *elfastpantyguyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Bless me fater for I have sinned

I recently stole a pair of panties from my sister in law wore them and sucked a strangers cock and had him cum in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bless me padre for I have grievously sinned.

I asked inappropriate questions of a lady.

I am begging for forgiveness from you and from the lady in question. "

I accepted your apology

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

Bless me father....just bless me, neither of us has the time for the amount of carnal sins I've committed

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Bless me padre for I have grievously sinned.

I asked inappropriate questions of a lady.

I am begging for forgiveness from you and from the lady in question.

I accepted your apology "

That is indeed most gracious of you.

But I didn't think any questions I asked you could be considered inappropriate...lol.

But if I ever did I am happy to recieve your acceptance of my apology....

I just hope another lady is as willing to accept my apology

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Father .... FATHER...

Stop wankin in the confession box ...

What ... your recording this too ??

Ah ffs father ... sure would ta not be better on pornhub than beatin the bishop off in the confession box???

What do you think bishop ??

Ah God sorry ... you have your mouth full ....

Anyway , I only came in to rob box a matches from the alter ... me fag lighter is empty

I'll leave ye too it so

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Father .... FATHER...

Stop wankin in the confession box ...

What ... your recording this too ??

Ah ffs father ... sure would ta not be better on pornhub than beatin the bishop off in the confession box???

What do you think bishop ??

Ah God sorry ... you have your mouth full ....

Anyway , I only came in to rob box a matches from the alter ... me fag lighter is empty

I'll leave ye too it so "

this cracked me up

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Father .... FATHER...

Stop wankin in the confession box ...

What ... your recording this too ??

Ah ffs father ... sure would ta not be better on pornhub than beatin the bishop off in the confession box???

What do you think bishop ??

Ah God sorry ... you have your mouth full ....

Anyway , I only came in to rob box a matches from the alter ... me fag lighter is empty

I'll leave ye too it so

this cracked me up "

There still at in there....

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I live by my own rules and code of conduct; priests and other hypocritical charlatans are ignored by me and disregarded by most other Irish citizens today because they frightened us into behaving to a set of rules to which they did not adhere themselves.

They were total hypocrites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live by my own rules and code of conduct; priests and other hypocritical charlatans are ignored by me and disregarded by most other Irish citizens today because they frightened us into behaving to a set of rules to which they did not adhere themselves.

They were total hypocrites"

I'm not entirely sure he is a real priest Jubal

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By *andee FlossCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

Bless me father for I have sinned .. again and again and again … and I dressed up as a saint and paraded myself at the alter of a church where my husband took some rude pictures

Sorry not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah Jesus all this while Beni is lying in the Vatican blasphemy

S

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Bless me father for I have sinned .. again and again and again … and I dressed up as a saint and paraded myself at the alter of a church where my husband took some rude pictures

Sorry not sorry "

I’m not sorry either, infact, I’m grateful…….

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Bless me padre for I have grievously sinned.

I asked inappropriate questions of a lady.

I am begging for forgiveness from you and from the lady in question.

To enable The Pervy Priest to give you penance you must disclose the nature of such naughty questions ?? Amen "

All has been forgiven.

Better to get forgiveness from a Goddess than any God.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Father, I have been so good I believe I deserve a sainthood - will you please award it for me Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless me father for I want to sin!!

It's being September since I've been naughty and the inappropriate thoughts I'm having have turned me to prozac and lithium to curb my actions.

Have you got a nun or a house keeper to help me out of this problem??

2 nuns would be great??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bless me father for I want to sin!!

It's being September since I've been naughty and the inappropriate thoughts I'm having have turned me to prozac and lithium to curb my actions.

Have you got a nun or a house keeper to help me out of this problem??

2 nuns would be great?? "

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