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"Turn underwear inside out for extended wear time." I said bad ones | |||
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"Turn underwear inside out for extended wear time. I said bad ones" Skidmarks on the outside has to be bad! | |||
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"If there is some kind of a task/ chore that you need to do now, just leave it for tomorrow as tomorrow you might not need to do this at all. " Live every day like its your last 
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"If there is some kind of a task/ chore that you need to do now, just leave it for tomorrow as tomorrow you might not need to do this at all. " I've found this to be very effective in the Irish work environment | |||
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" If there is some kind of a task/ chore that you need to do now, just leave it for tomorrow as tomorrow you might not need to do this at all. Live every day like its your last
Worst advice ever"Especially if you get paid monthly lol | |||
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"If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down " We are in a cost of living crisis  
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"If your car is making expensive noises.. Turn up the radio until you can't hear them" I've been known to do this | |||
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"If your car is making expensive noises.. Turn up the radio until you can't hear them I've been known to do this " I had one car and I constantly did this | |||
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"If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down We are in a cost of living crisis
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"If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down We are in a cost of living crisis
Ahh that’s why I said let it mellow "But the heading is bad life hacks  | |||
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"If there is a problem in your life, find other people to blame " Sometimes other people are to blame, but once you realise this fact, it is up to you to manage the situation and turnaround to your advantage; if it cannot be rectified, get away from the perpetrators learn from the experience and ensure it never can happen ever again. | |||
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"If there is a problem in your life, find other people to blame Sometimes other people are to blame, but once you realise this fact, it is up to you to manage the situation and turnaround to your advantage; if it cannot be rectified, get away from the perpetrators learn from the experience and ensure it never can happen ever again."  | |||
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"If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down We are in a cost of living crisis
Ahh that’s why I said let it mellow
But the heading is bad life hacks "Exactly. It should always be flushed no matter the colour. We’re not heathens | |||
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"Decades ago, tripe was very widely consumed, but although it has a delicious liver-like flavour, it is now very difficult to acquire!" Are you on the sherry? | |||
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"If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down We are in a cost of living crisis
"Not to mention water crisis.. It's its yellow ... piss outside | |||
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"If there is a problem in your life, find other people to blame Sometimes other people are to blame, but once you realise this fact, it is up to you to manage the situation and turnaround to your advantage; if it cannot be rectified, get away from the perpetrators learn from the experience and ensure it never can happen ever again." Jeasus ... thats some funny shit right there  | |||
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"If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down We are in a cost of living crisis
Not to mention water crisis..
It's its yellow ... piss outside "And doc leafs make excellent toilet paper | |||
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"Decades ago, tripe was very widely consumed, but although it has a delicious liver-like flavour, it is now very difficult to acquire!" Nk its not .... I'm betting you have buckets of it | |||
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"If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down We are in a cost of living crisis
Ahh that’s why I said let it mellow
But the heading is bad life hacks
Exactly. It should always be flushed no matter the colour. We’re not heathens "I live with heathens | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. " And it's edible post use - see, I know how to deal with a cost of living crisis | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. " How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube?  | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube? "With your dick obviously | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube? "I’m just the ideas guy, I’ll let the details up to the boffins | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. And it's edible post use - see, I know how to deal with a cost of living crisis "I for one won’t be eating it but I suppose it could be | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube?
I’m just the ideas guy, I’ll let the details up to the boffins "You mean you haven't trialled and errored it?! From the Error 404 guy | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube?
With your dick obviously"Nah that won't work, how would you get the custard in?  | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. And it's edible post use - see, I know how to deal with a cost of living crisis
I for one won’t be eating it but I suppose it could be "But it's just custard out of a Pringles tube - I'm sure people have eaten worse out of worse...Good food, wasted!!! Shocking carry-on | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube?
With your dick obviously
Nah that won't work, how would you get the custard in? "You that thick or that thick?! | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. And it's edible post use - see, I know how to deal with a cost of living crisis
I for one won’t be eating it but I suppose it could be
But it's just custard out of a Pringles tube - I'm sure people have eaten worse out of worse...Good food, wasted!!! Shocking carry-on "Again we’re in a cost of living crisis | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. And it's edible post use - see, I know how to deal with a cost of living crisis
I for one won’t be eating it but I suppose it could be
But it's just custard out of a Pringles tube - I'm sure people have eaten worse out of worse...Good food, wasted!!! Shocking carry-on "What flavor were the pringles? | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. And it's edible post use - see, I know how to deal with a cost of living crisis
I for one won’t be eating it but I suppose it could be
But it's just custard out of a Pringles tube - I'm sure people have eaten worse out of worse...Good food, wasted!!! Shocking carry-on "But then you have to refill it so its bit really a cost saver | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. And it's edible post use - see, I know how to deal with a cost of living crisis
I for one won’t be eating it but I suppose it could be
But it's just custard out of a Pringles tube - I'm sure people have eaten worse out of worse...Good food, wasted!!! Shocking carry-on
What flavor were the pringles?
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. And it's edible post use - see, I know how to deal with a cost of living crisis
I for one won’t be eating it but I suppose it could be
But it's just custard out of a Pringles tube - I'm sure people have eaten worse out of worse...Good food, wasted!!! Shocking carry-on
What flavor were the pringles?
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. And it's edible post use - see, I know how to deal with a cost of living crisis
I for one won’t be eating it but I suppose it could be
But it's just custard out of a Pringles tube - I'm sure people have eaten worse out of worse...Good food, wasted!!! Shocking carry-on
What flavor were the pringles?
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube?
With your dick obviously
Nah that won't work, how would you get the custard in?
You that thick or that thick?! "Look I read the instructions and they don't make sense and now I have half a tube of salt and vinegar pringles on the table, an unsecured bag in a tube and the custard is burning on the hob. This is stupid, where are the boffins? | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. " You can also use one of the small Pringles tubes as a travel friendly flesh light. Just pop it in your pocket and off you go. | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube?
With your dick obviously
Nah that won't work, how would you get the custard in?
You that thick or that thick?!
Look I read the instructions and they don't make sense and now I have half a tube of salt and vinegar pringles on the table, an unsecured bag in a tube and the custard is burning on the hob.
This is stupid, where are the boffins? "Stick your dick in the pot and pretend she is well verified | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube?
With your dick obviously
Nah that won't work, how would you get the custard in?
You that thick or that thick?!
Look I read the instructions and they don't make sense and now I have half a tube of salt and vinegar pringles on the table, an unsecured bag in a tube and the custard is burning on the hob.
This is stupid, where are the boffins? "They are all holidaying on an island off the west coast | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube?
With your dick obviously
Nah that won't work, how would you get the custard in?
You that thick or that thick?!
Look I read the instructions and they don't make sense and now I have half a tube of salt and vinegar pringles on the table, an unsecured bag in a tube and the custard is burning on the hob.
This is stupid, where are the boffins?
Stick your dick in the pot and pretend she is well verified"Ok, wait, are you a boffin? | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube?
With your dick obviously
Nah that won't work, how would you get the custard in?
You that thick or that thick?!
Look I read the instructions and they don't make sense and now I have half a tube of salt and vinegar pringles on the table, an unsecured bag in a tube and the custard is burning on the hob.
This is stupid, where are the boffins?
Stick your dick in the pot and pretend she is well verified
Ok, wait, are you a boffin?"buffoon but close enough | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube?
With your dick obviously
Nah that won't work, how would you get the custard in?
You that thick or that thick?!
Look I read the instructions and they don't make sense and now I have half a tube of salt and vinegar pringles on the table, an unsecured bag in a tube and the custard is burning on the hob.
This is stupid, where are the boffins? "Why only half a tube?
Well, you get cracking with the experiment. We'll expect a clear Standard Operating Procedure for others here on the thread first thing | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube?
With your dick obviously
Nah that won't work, how would you get the custard in?
You that thick or that thick?!
Look I read the instructions and they don't make sense and now I have half a tube of salt and vinegar pringles on the table, an unsecured bag in a tube and the custard is burning on the hob.
This is stupid, where are the boffins?
Stick your dick in the pot and pretend she is well verified
Ok, wait, are you a boffin?
buffoon but close enough "So kinda verified
Good enough for me to go for it | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. You can also use one of the small Pringles tubes as a travel friendly flesh light. Just pop it in your pocket and off you go. " It's only 4 inches tall | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. You can also use one of the small Pringles tubes as a travel friendly flesh light. Just pop it in your pocket and off you go. It's only 4 inches tall "So just the tip obvs | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. How do you secure the bag to the inside bottom of the tube?
With your dick obviously
Nah that won't work, how would you get the custard in?
You that thick or that thick?!
Look I read the instructions and they don't make sense and now I have half a tube of salt and vinegar pringles on the table, an unsecured bag in a tube and the custard is burning on the hob.
This is stupid, where are the boffins?
Why only half a tube?
Well, you get cracking with the experiment. We'll expect a clear Standard Operating Procedure for others here on the thread first thing "I ate the other half while the custard was heating | |||
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"Ola from the west coast island. Bit of gorilla glue on the bottom of the tube, stick the bag down and off ya go "Team work makes the dream work | |||
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"Ola from the west coast island. Bit of gorilla glue on the bottom of the tube, stick the bag down and off ya go "Fooking great idea Jaffa
I have super glue,,,, same thing | |||
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"Oh OOh, yeah this isn't working Houston we have a problem "Did you mix up the tube and your dick?? | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. " So we were supposed to wait for the custard to cool down slightly I know this now | |||
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"Get a Pringles tube, secure a plastic bag to the inside bottom of it and tie to the rim. Then fill the space between the tube and the plastic bag with custard and hey-Ho you have yourself a home made fleshlight. You can even warm up the custard for that truly authentic feel. So we were supposed to wait for the custard to cool down slightly I know this now" Some lessons you have to learn the hard way | |||
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"Oh OOh, yeah this isn't working Houston we have a problem
Did you mix up the tube and your dick??"Soooo Poured super glue into tube (all of it) Then bag Then hot ish custard Then Yosser jr dived in, not gna lie it was HOT, not hot prrrrr hot, just hot hot! Instantly got sticky, then got stuck!! Super glue leaked
Panicked stood up
Custard poured out and down my lap and onto the new sofa.
Now I have a pringles tube stuck to Yosser jr.
WHERE ARE THE BOFFINS ?
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"Oh OOh, yeah this isn't working Houston we have a problem
Did you mix up the tube and your dick??
Soooo
Poured super glue into tube (all of it)
Then bag
Then hot ish custard
Then Yosser jr dived in, not gna lie it was HOT, not hot prrrrr hot, just hot hot!
Instantly got sticky, then got stuck!!
Super glue leaked
Panicked stood up
Custard poured out and down my lap and onto the new sofa.
Now I have a pringles tube stuck to Yosser jr.
WHERE ARE THE BOFFINS ?
"Sorry the boffins have clocked out for the night. They left some WD40 behind if you want to give that a go | |||
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"Oh OOh, yeah this isn't working Houston we have a problem
Did you mix up the tube and your dick??
Soooo
Poured super glue into tube (all of it)
Then bag
Then hot ish custard
Then Yosser jr dived in, not gna lie it was HOT, not hot prrrrr hot, just hot hot!
Instantly got sticky, then got stuck!!
Super glue leaked
Panicked stood up
Custard poured out and down my lap and onto the new sofa.
Now I have a pringles tube stuck to Yosser jr.
WHERE ARE THE BOFFINS ?
"Was it custard from a carton or did you make it yourself? | |||
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"Oh OOh, yeah this isn't working Houston we have a problem
Did you mix up the tube and your dick??
Soooo
Poured super glue into tube (all of it)
Then bag
Then hot ish custard
Then Yosser jr dived in, not gna lie it was HOT, not hot prrrrr hot, just hot hot!
Instantly got sticky, then got stuck!!
Super glue leaked
Panicked stood up
Custard poured out and down my lap and onto the new sofa.
Now I have a pringles tube stuck to Yosser jr.
WHERE ARE THE BOFFINS ?
Was it custard from a carton or did you make it yourself?"That's really important in this instance | |||
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"Oh OOh, yeah this isn't working Houston we have a problem
Did you mix up the tube and your dick??
Soooo
Poured super glue into tube (all of it)
Then bag
Then hot ish custard
Then Yosser jr dived in, not gna lie it was HOT, not hot prrrrr hot, just hot hot!
Instantly got sticky, then got stuck!!
Super glue leaked
Panicked stood up
Custard poured out and down my lap and onto the new sofa.
Now I have a pringles tube stuck to Yosser jr.
WHERE ARE THE BOFFINS ?
Was it custard from a carton or did you make it yourself?
That's really important in this instance "Carton Never mind,,,, I've managed to remove the cylindrical part of the tube so Yos Jr resembles a cocktail umbrella | |||
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"Oh OOh, yeah this isn't working Houston we have a problem
Did you mix up the tube and your dick??
Soooo
Poured super glue into tube (all of it)
Then bag
Then hot ish custard
Then Yosser jr dived in, not gna lie it was HOT, not hot prrrrr hot, just hot hot!
Instantly got sticky, then got stuck!!
Super glue leaked
Panicked stood up
Custard poured out and down my lap and onto the new sofa.
Now I have a pringles tube stuck to Yosser jr.
WHERE ARE THE BOFFINS ?
Was it custard from a carton or did you make it yourself?
That's really important in this instance
Carton
Never mind,,,,
I've managed to remove the cylindrical part of the tube so Yos Jr resembles a cocktail umbrella "So no change | |||
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"Oh OOh, yeah this isn't working Houston we have a problem
Did you mix up the tube and your dick??
Soooo
Poured super glue into tube (all of it)
Then bag
Then hot ish custard
Then Yosser jr dived in, not gna lie it was HOT, not hot prrrrr hot, just hot hot!
Instantly got sticky, then got stuck!!
Super glue leaked
Panicked stood up
Custard poured out and down my lap and onto the new sofa.
Now I have a pringles tube stuck to Yosser jr.
WHERE ARE THE BOFFINS ?
Was it custard from a carton or did you make it yourself?
That's really important in this instance
Carton
Never mind,,,,
I've managed to remove the cylindrical part of the tube so Yos Jr resembles a cocktail umbrella "Pic, or it didn't happen | |||
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