FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas Crackers

By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

Right folks let's have those terrible Christmas Cracker jokes you have been getting all day lol

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

Worst one yet.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party.

Because he had no body to go with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does Kate Bush need to turn the heating off? She's running up that bill.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

What's green and smells like pork ?

Kermits finger

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Just listened to Michael Caine's top ten bands of all time

He only went and left The bloody Doors off

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"What's green and smells like pork ?

Kermits finger "

We have the child friendly crackers unfortunately lol

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Anyone ever try playing darts blindfolded....... If not ye don't know what yeer missing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who invented fireworks?

Some bright spark

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By *traight sligoguy67Man
over a year ago

sligo

What do you call a dinosaur fart????

A blast from the past

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk ?

Jingle Smells

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Was at a faith healer last night.

Was so bad even the guy in the wheelchair walked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the guy with his dick in a biscuit tin?

He was fucking crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What carol is sung in the desert?

Oh camel ye faithful...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I was going to have Bucks Fizz for breakfast this morning but I'm having trouble making my mind up...

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Have you seen the movie "Constipated"?

It hasn't come out yet

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Bought a boomerang off a ghost.

That will come back to haunt me

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