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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

So finished work today for the year, yay me, but my nose has t stopped running and I feel like sh1t. But my biggest issue - can someone recommend a good tissue. Has to be absorbent yet soft and gentle on my nose.

T.I.A

Also your best Christmas cracker jokes will help cheer me up

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

What did the angry snowman say to the carrot?

Get out of my face

Tissues - ya can’t beat Kleenex balsam and get a good balm onto your nose unless you want santa stealing you to lead the sleigh

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

"What did the angry snowman say to the carrot?

Get out of my face

Tissues - ya can’t beat Kleenex balsam and get a good balm onto your nose unless you want santa stealing you to lead the sleigh "

God bless you my child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are will Smith & Chris rock not having Christmas dinner? Coz they got beef!

Get yourself some benylin 4 flu day & Night, will stop it running n n give ya some night's sleep too ,

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

"So finished work today for the year, yay me, but my nose has t stopped running and I feel like sh1t. But my biggest issue - can someone recommend a good tissue. Has to be absorbent yet soft and gentle on my nose.

T.I.A

Also your best Christmas cracker jokes will help cheer me up "

Sounds like the old Colombian flu….

Cut a tampon in half and jam a half up each nostril, you’re welcome

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

T.I.A

Also your best Christmas cracker jokes will help cheer me up

Sounds like the old Colombian flu….

Cut a tampon in half and jam a half up each nostril, you’re welcome"

I’m fresh out at the moment

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

"Why are will Smith & Chris rock not having Christmas dinner? Coz they got beef!

Get yourself some benylin 4 flu day & Night, will stop it running n n give ya some night's sleep too ,

It might be my delirium talking but I don’t get it. But your attempt is much appreciated

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Just tear up a few Christmas cards or use wrapping paper

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By *eralt80 OP Man
over a year ago

cork

"Just tear up a few Christmas cards or use wrapping paper

A very festive suggestion

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

What is it called when Santa gets stuck in a chimney ?

Santa Pause

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

OP, I'm in same boat re runny nose...I'm taking nurofen and paracetamol every 4 hours. It's helping a bit

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I feel your pain geralt

Finish up for 2 weeks tomorrow and I’m absolutely loaded with man flu

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis"

I'd be more likely to ban you for this than your previous exploits

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis

I'd be more likely to ban you for this than your previous exploits

There’s more where that came from

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?

Picking his nose

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Have contacted admins to swiftly deal with this nonsense...

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

Having similar problem today myself.

Zirtek is your only man!..

Its not for head colds, flu etc. But will definitely dry your nose up. Probably best before bed.

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"Have contacted admins to swiftly deal with this nonsense..."

What happened when Santa went speed dating?

He pulled a cracker

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