FabSwingers.com forum: If God were a woman

By *adger Broc OP Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

How different would the world be if God were a woman.

Men might have 2 dicks...only one guy required for DP.

Cum might taste like Bailey's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ye mean if

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By *adger Broc OP Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"What ye mean if

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

"What ye mean if

This

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

God help us all

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Who's this God you're talking about?

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

~Gets the popcorn out~

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By *adger Broc OP Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"What ye mean if

This

If so why did SHE not do the Double Dick, Bailey's cum and other female friendly stuff.

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By *adger Broc OP Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"Who's this God you're talking about? "

Note the use of the verb... "were "

If its imaginary use were

If its real use was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about ???

The dick between his legs

And the dick between his ears ??

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"How different would the world be if God were a woman.

Men might have 2 dicks...only one guy required for DP.

Cum might taste like Bailey's.

I've told this story before....but...a few years ago a guy came on my face and most of it got in my eye. It got so so bad I had to go to A&E where I told the Dr that it was Baileys..he didn't believe a word of it of course

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"What ye mean if

This

If so why did SHE not do the Double Dick, Bailey's cum and other female friendly stuff."

I'd say the last thing she'd do is giving men a second dick...

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What ye mean if

This

If so why did SHE not do the Double Dick, Bailey's cum and other female friendly stuff."

Because she realised if all that was available she'd never get around to doing the housework.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ye mean if

This

If so why did SHE not do the Double Dick, Bailey's cum and other female friendly stuff.

I'd say the last thing she'd do is giving men a second dick...

Most men can't get to grips with having one ffs

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Imagine if God was real

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By *adger Broc OP Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"What ye mean if

This

If so why did SHE not do the Double Dick, Bailey's cum and other female friendly stuff.

Because she realised if all that was available she'd never get around to doing the housework. "

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Modern God is surely non binary. I mean give it a few more years and there will be no men or women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is a God, how do you know it's not a woman???

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"~Gets the popcorn out~"

If your sharing what drink do you want

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"~Gets the popcorn out~

If your sharing what drink do you want "

Baileys obviously

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

She could not do any worse

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

"~Gets the popcorn out~

If your sharing what drink do you want "

Mines a pepsi max

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

If there was a God, and if that alleged God was a woman, then men would have been giving birth a long long long time ago.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"How different would the world be if God were a woman.

Men might have 2 dicks...only one guy required for DP.

Cum might taste like Bailey's.

IT’s people like you that cause the queues and waiting times, hardly an A and E injury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty sure the Flying Spaghetti monster is non binary

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

If there is a God, he's a prick - regardless what gender he is

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By *ublinoM45Man
over a year ago

South Dublin

Wow you assume it’s a bloke

You must not be aware of what’s on your passport “Eire”.

The modern Irish Éire evolved from the Old Irish word Ériu, which was the name of Ireland and of a Gaelic goddess. Ériu is generally believed to have been the matron goddess of Ireland, a goddess of sovereignty, or simply a goddess of the land.

So all the abundance of Irish food etc stems from the notion of the land being a female entity….

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By *ig_specsWoman
over a year ago

Kilbarrack

Which God(s) are you talking about?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Wow you assume it’s a bloke

You must not be aware of what’s on your passport “Eire”.

So all the abundance of Irish food etc stems from the notion of the land being a female entity…."

If you're referring to me, I don't believe in God (hence the word if) and I don't have an Irish passport

Mother nature/earth provides in abundance and Father sky gives us night and day

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

God is an infantile story designed to keep people who are uneducated, naive and gullible in a state of fear and subjugation, so they can be manipulated to believe in God!

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By *adger Broc OP Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

And there was I thinking the double dick and Bailey's cum bit would attract some interesting comments.

Seems like some people on here have major deity issues.

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Men have it easier I think . No periods . No menopause . No getting ready for ages before a meet . No being called a slut for refusing to settle down . If you refuse to engage in toxic masculinity nonsense , being a bloke is not that demanding .

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

God is too busy being a DJ to care about our mortal worries

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Putting me off Baileys now for life

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

That would be an ecumenical matter....

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"What ye mean if

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If so why did SHE not do the Double Dick, Bailey's cum and other female friendly stuff.

I'd say the last thing she'd do is giving men a second dick...

Most men can't get to grips with having one ffs"

I'm glad you said "most"! After many years practice I can quite expertly get to grips with my dick and as I'm ambidextrous,I could quite easily get to grips with both! If God herself was to grace me with 2!! And as for cum tasting like Bailey's?? It'd be interesting making baby Guinness and slippery nipples

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

south side

There was no god.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen the pictures so god is a dude with blue eyes and blonde hair. Bit like Kurt Cobain. And also the Bible doesn't lie

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By *adger Broc OP Man
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"What if God was one of us

Just a slob like one of us

Just a stranger on the bus

Tryin to make his way home".....

......with 2 dicks in his pants and a bottle of Bailey's in a brown paper bag.

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