FabSwingers.com forum: Your top turn ons

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...

Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask

Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb

Wanna meet now in your area messages messages...yes I'm at Junction 14 getting petrol but I'll gladly spare five minutes to blow you again it's the multitasking that gets me wetter than a otters pocket

Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh

at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosy if we had a Euro for each of the above messages listed and received. We would be very very rich ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Untrimmed makes me want to boke

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By *egsyWoman
over a year ago

Meath

"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...

Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask

Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb

Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh

at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny "

you always make me laugh! All so true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they will flirt with literally anything that moves for a bit of attention.

Creamed boxers all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When they will flirt with literally anything that moves for a bit of attention.

Creamed boxers all day"

Especially in forum threads #getaroom

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By *iggtommy2000Man
over a year ago

Gorey

Everyone knows women love mystery. I like to make them feel like I won't even show up at all, really adds to the romance. Also fellas make sure to not shower or shave. Smelling bad is more manly and beard rash is the sexiest souvenir you can give a woman, especially if you get too excited and don't last very long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they will flirt with literally anything that moves for a bit of attention.

Creamed boxers all day

Especially in forum threads #getaroom "

Oh your so funny and wise and smart....

Now go fab my pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone knows women love mystery. I like to make them feel like I won't even show up at all, really adds to the romance. Also fellas make sure to not shower or shave. Smelling bad is more manly and beard rash is the sexiest souvenir you can give a woman, especially if you get too excited and don't last very long "

We totally we love a bit of gaslighting to get the pulse racing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ur at a social with them and they texting someone else the whole time .. I must of been that boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When ur at a social with them and they texting someone else the whole time .. I must of been that boring "

Sorry I'll tell her to stop

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

“How’s u?” messages

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...

Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask

Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb

Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh

at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny "

Given all of that, I can't understand how you haven't accepted any of my numerous daily offers!

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...

Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask

Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb

Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh

at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny "

How are your pipes now?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...

Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask

Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb

Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh

at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny "

Hmmmm... somehow...just barely.. somehow there's just a small bit ...a small bit now ...of sarcasm here...

...just a small bit now..ha ha ha ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...

Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask

Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb

Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh

at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny

How are your pipes now?!"

Ya know I was truly surprised to find out how many plumbers are on Fab so many kind offers to warm my pipes with their big pipe...

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Haha the act of chivalry on fab goes unnoticed eh

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By *iggtommy2000Man
over a year ago

Gorey

Ya know I was truly surprised to find out how many plumbers are on Fab so many kind offers to warm my pipes with their big pipe..."

Ever had a graphic designer offer to come over and align your paragraphs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ya know I was truly surprised to find out how many plumbers are on Fab so many kind offers to warm my pipes with their big pipe...

Ever had a graphic designer offer to come over and align your paragraphs?

I could do with a graphic designer sliding into my inbox as like to be touched...and re-touched..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O'Neills shorts on a lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When ur at a social with them and they texting someone else the whole time .. I must of been that boring "

Ouch

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By *iggtommy2000Man
over a year ago

Gorey

Ever had a graphic designer offer to come over and align your paragraphs?

I could do with a graphic designer sliding into my inbox as like to be touched...and re-touched..

If you have a project that needs working on I'd be happy to crop your borders and insert my text into your ample pages.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Will sure, as a landscaper/gardener I'd be happy to work on your bush at any time time.

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

When you're chatting away with someone and she asks for your number and never again replies or corresponds with you.#boner

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

'Up for fun?'

Oh well hello to you too. Mission accomplished. Those three words just made my knickers drop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Up for fun?'

Oh well hello to you too. Mission accomplished. Those three words just made my knickers drop

Pair this with " any naughty plans for the weekend" and it's clean up in aisle 3

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By *iggtommy2000Man
over a year ago

Gorey

Nah you're both way off, it's that one word message that just blows you away and gets me 100% in the mood straight away...

"horny?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a guy messages you, says he's nearby and offers his mouth to fuck!!!

I feel your pain ladies!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a guy messages you, says he's nearby and offers his mouth to fuck!!!

I feel your pain ladies!!!

Send him my way

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

I’ll drain your balls.

No thank you! I am not a tap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll drain your balls.

No thank you! I am not a tap."

I'm again very sorry about saying that to you I was just horny and in your area you can unblock me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone messages me asking if I've had any luck on the site.

Its always followed very shortly with the offer of a discreet suck and go....

I swear the women on here are pure durt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone messages me asking if I've had any luck on the site.

Its always followed very shortly with the offer of a discreet suck and go....

I swear the women on here are pure durt"

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By *XlalaXXWoman
over a year ago

tipperary

"When someone messages me asking if I've had any luck on the site.

Its always followed very shortly with the offer of a discreet suck and go....

I swear the women on here are pure durt"

Do I take this as a no ???

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By *lamingo57Woman
over a year ago

Carrick

When you don't read or reply to a message so they message you 67 more times and then get thick that you haven't responded and call you a cnut.

Love that.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Vagina pics so close up you can see their fallopian tubes

Be still be beating heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vagina pics so close up you can see their fallopian tubes

Be still be beating heart"

"Heart"

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

"Vagina pics so close up you can see their fallopian tubes

Be still be beating heart

"Heart""

*my not be

I’ll give myself a 48hr timeout for my error

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old night dresses and lower backs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no my mrs isn't bi... she just does it for me" boke, wtf is wrong with you? Also "do you fancy a gangbang" Oh certainly kind sir, txt me the address and I shall aquire my lubricant. "Fab to fuck" wise up. Just too many lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boll@x that’s my chat up lines scuppered for the Xmas holidays, any advice ladies

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

"Vagina pics so close up you can see their fallopian tubes

Be still be beating heart"

Pic removed

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

I especially love the passive aggressive if you don't reply with a message within a nanosecond.

" l guess you're not interested" pity party of 1.

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

When a clearly male only profile pretends to be a couple and wastes my time..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I especially love the passive aggressive if you don't reply with a message within a nanosecond.

" l guess you're not interested" pity party of 1."

Oh the passive aggressive messages so hot instantly make me change my mind and the your loss you don't know what you're missing out on leaves me reaching for my wand to finish myself off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey wait a minute! I don't think these are really people's turn one's at all!

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway / Midlands / West

"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...

Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask

Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb

Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh

at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny "

Your hilarious

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By *ub23Man
over a year ago

wandering

Getting a wink then send a message and they don’t reply ?

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
over a year ago

villiage

A guy who smells nice as u pass by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who realises this is a fuck site

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By *ukelMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Hahahaha at first I was like dam that’s a specific kink then I continued reading, well said!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...

Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask

Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb

Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh

at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny "

WOW... I Can't believe how easily you are turned on. I think you need to invest in air conditioning to cool you down.

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Getting a wink then send a message and they don’t reply ?

Yeah, what is that about? Dickish behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting a wink then send a message and they don’t reply ?

Yeah, what is that about? Dickish behaviour."

It’s to trick you into fabbing her pics

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By *argus12Man
over a year ago

meath dublin

Top turn on - cleavage

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Getting a wink then send a message and they don’t reply ?

Yeah, what is that about? Dickish behaviour.

It’s to trick you into fabbing her pics

Thought just looking at a profile triggered that response - I must change my MO

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Rosy if we had a Euro for each of the above messages listed and received. We would be very very rich ladies. "

Yea me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you don't read or reply to a message so they message you 67 more times and then get thick that you haven't responded and call you a cnut.

Love that. "

Can i set this post as my profile pic and also have it framed in my living room?

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