FabSwingers.com forum: Let's turn the tables!

By *oboy OP Man
over a year ago

town

NO SINGLE WOMEN

NO FANNY PICS

NOT INTO TIGHT PUSSYS

SLIM AND SEXY WOMEN ONLY

NO FAT ONES OR HAIRY

DON'T BOTHER IF YOUR NOT IN A 1000 MILE RADIOS

that's what single men have to put up with... There would be murder if this was the way??

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Ah jaysus, the one time I really need my tiny little violin and I can't find the bloody thing anywhere...

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Don’t reply to messages from unsuitable women just block them ……..

Oh wait you probably aren’t receiving any messages as a single whiny male

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Dont drink and internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits are still allowed though right?

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

Put that up on your profile….

See if anything happens at all

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Thats what single men have to put up with"

Yeah how very dare women and couples have preferences on whom they like to meet. Everyone should just ride whoever messages them so people like the OP wont get upset. The entitlement ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP work away.

If these are your preferences, you're perfectly entitled to have them and display them on your profile. No-one here - single men included - has to fuck anyone that they're not into. Own your preferences and concentrate on those people you're compatible with.

Now where's that waaaaambulance?

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By *ifewantstoplayCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

"Dont drink and internet

Sound advice there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s mad how fab highlights one tiny part of life where women have power over men and some whiny arsehole can’t deal. The lack of self awareness… sort of eejit who’d be moaning about their being no straight pride day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er have you not read other guys profiles they can be equally as demanding. So if you want a double DD blonde with a who can suck a orange through a hosepipe than you do you hun. Now I must go back and revise mine looking for a man with a cock so big he can beat a donkey out of a wet bog with it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits are still allowed though right?"

I need an answer to this before I delete my account OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fellas got a point though.... I took it he was being tongue in cheek no?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Ah jaysus, the one time I really need my tiny little violin and I can't find the bloody thing anywhere..."

A virtual orchestra for you there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fellas got a point though.... I took it he was being tongue in cheek no? "

I didn't get one bot of tongue in cheek from that tbh.

And I've been here for hours with my arse spread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fellas got a point though.... I took it he was being tongue in cheek no?

I didn't get one bot of tongue in cheek from that tbh.

And I've been here for hours with my arse spread "

Awee wee sowel.

Bend over rover am comin in

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By *sMinxWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Fellas got a point though.... I took it he was being tongue in cheek no?

I didn't get one bot of tongue in cheek from that tbh.

And I've been here for hours with my arse spread "

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See OP it isn't that bad... just spread Eagle the booty apparently

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By *lueAndBooCouple
over a year ago

Meath

Can't tell if this is satire or not

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway

"Dont drink and internet

Lol!

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

You forgot the bit where they need to send face pics first or they get blocked and also a magic word hidden in the profile as a subject line. ...optional also for them to be over 6ft only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO SINGLE WOMEN

NO FANNY PICS

NOT INTO TIGHT PUSSYS

SLIM AND SEXY WOMEN ONLY

NO FAT ONES OR HAIRY

DON'T BOTHER IF YOUR NOT IN A 1000 MILE RADIOS

that's what single men have to put up with... There would be murder if this was the way??

Is it not already this way ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO SINGLE WOMEN

NO FANNY PICS

NOT INTO TIGHT PUSSYS

SLIM AND SEXY WOMEN ONLY

NO FAT ONES OR HAIRY

DON'T BOTHER IF YOUR NOT IN A 1000 MILE RADIOS

that's what single men have to put up with... There would be murder if this was the way??

Damn that’s me out I’ve no radios and I’m fat and hairy and single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green arrow says a lot

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"NO SINGLE WOMEN

NO FANNY PICS

NOT INTO TIGHT PUSSYS

SLIM AND SEXY WOMEN ONLY

NO FAT ONES OR HAIRY

DON'T BOTHER IF YOUR NOT IN A 1000 MILE RADIOS

that's what single men have to put up with... There would be murder if this was the way??

Damn that’s me out I’ve no radios and I’m fat and hairy and single

Don't worry, I can offer you a sympathy shag anyway. I'm nice like that!

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By *ealOne74Man
over a year ago

limerick

"NO SINGLE WOMEN

NO FANNY PICS

NOT INTO TIGHT PUSSYS

SLIM AND SEXY WOMEN ONLY

NO FAT ONES OR HAIRY

DON'T BOTHER IF YOUR NOT IN A 1000 MILE RADIOS

that's what single men have to put up with... There would be murder if this was the way??

I once wrote something like that in my profile - about fat women, I mean.

The amount of incoming messages increased actually:D. How dare I call fat people fat, big is beautiful and all that :D. All I said I think was - curvy is curvy and fat is just fat...

Had to take it off though - couldn't get a meet with the slim ones either, political correctness on sex sites is a big deal apparently:D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO SINGLE WOMEN

NO FANNY PICS

NOT INTO TIGHT PUSSYS

SLIM AND SEXY WOMEN ONLY

NO FAT ONES OR HAIRY

DON'T BOTHER IF YOUR NOT IN A 1000 MILE RADIOS

that's what single men have to put up with... There would be murder if this was the way??

I once wrote something like that in my profile - about fat women, I mean.

The amount of incoming messages increased actually:D. How dare I call fat people fat, big is beautiful and all that :D. All I said I think was - curvy is curvy and fat is just fat...

Had to take it off though - couldn't get a meet with the slim ones either, political correctness on sex sites is a big deal apparently:D"

At least you stood by your convictions and didn't just crumble for a ride.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO SINGLE WOMEN

NO FANNY PICS

NOT INTO TIGHT PUSSYS

SLIM AND SEXY WOMEN ONLY

NO FAT ONES OR HAIRY

DON'T BOTHER IF YOUR NOT IN A 1000 MILE RADIOS

that's what single men have to put up with... There would be murder if this was the way??

I once wrote something like that in my profile - about fat women, I mean.

The amount of incoming messages increased actually:D. How dare I call fat people fat, big is beautiful and all that :D. All I said I think was - curvy is curvy and fat is just fat...

Had to take it off though - couldn't get a meet with the slim ones either, political correctness on sex sites is a big deal apparently:D"

See I just think that's your preference and it's allowed, I laugh at people that think they should message on behalf of the curvy or fat women. I just think off with ya, your not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO SINGLE WOMEN

NO FANNY PICS

NOT INTO TIGHT PUSSYS

SLIM AND SEXY WOMEN ONLY

NO FAT ONES OR HAIRY

DON'T BOTHER IF YOUR NOT IN A 1000 MILE RADIOS

that's what single men have to put up with... There would be murder if this was the way??

I once wrote something like that in my profile - about fat women, I mean.

The amount of incoming messages increased actually:D. How dare I call fat people fat, big is beautiful and all that :D. All I said I think was - curvy is curvy and fat is just fat...

Had to take it off though - couldn't get a meet with the slim ones either, political correctness on sex sites is a big deal apparently:D

See I just think that's your preference and it's allowed, I laugh at people that think they should message on behalf of the curvy or fat women. I just think off with ya, your not for me. "

Totally agree, I'm not everyone's cup of tea but then again not everyone is mine, life would be boring if we all only liked the same things

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

And what is a thousand mile radios?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO SINGLE WOMEN

NO FANNY PICS

NOT INTO TIGHT PUSSYS

SLIM AND SEXY WOMEN ONLY

NO FAT ONES OR HAIRY

DON'T BOTHER IF YOUR NOT IN A 1000 MILE RADIOS

that's what single men have to put up with... There would be murder if this was the way??

I once wrote something like that in my profile - about fat women, I mean.

The amount of incoming messages increased actually:D. How dare I call fat people fat, big is beautiful and all that :D. All I said I think was - curvy is curvy and fat is just fat...

Had to take it off though - couldn't get a meet with the slim ones either, political correctness on sex sites is a big deal apparently:D"

I'd hate someone to advocate on my behalf. It's totally cringey. I'm a big girl and I can handle someone not finding me attractive. I'm not everyone's cup of tea. Not everyone is mine. Go figure.

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