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My penis is on fire....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How are you going to put it out?

Most creative answer wins a cash prize.

T's & C's apply

Cash prize may be substituted by a graphic picture of above mentioned Penis at OPs discretion.

This post was unsurprisingly not borrowed from the lounge.

Posting on thread automatically signals willingness to sleep with OP.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Frank, Raph, and Jed had just finished their supper by the camp fire and broke out the jug of whiskey. Passing around the jug, they started bragging about their dangerous escapades throughout their lives. Frank says, "I remember one time I was crossing a stream and a 12 foot grizzly bear that was fishing for trout attacked me. I wrestled with that bear for three hours before I finally was able to draw my knife and kill it." "Aw, that's nuthin'" says Raph, "once when I was ridin' across the prairie, my horse stumbled in a gopher hole and I fell off into a draw plumb full of diamondback rattlesnakes. I started shootin' em in the head, fast as I could till I ran outta bullets. Then when they'd strike, I'd grab em and bite their heads off." Jed just stood there stokin' the fire with his penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Frank, Raph, and Jed had just finished their supper by the camp fire and broke out the jug of whiskey. Passing around the jug, they started bragging about their dangerous escapades throughout their lives. Frank says, "I remember one time I was crossing a stream and a 12 foot grizzly bear that was fishing for trout attacked me. I wrestled with that bear for three hours before I finally was able to draw my knife and kill it." "Aw, that's nuthin'" says Raph, "once when I was ridin' across the prairie, my horse stumbled in a gopher hole and I fell off into a draw plumb full of diamondback rattlesnakes. I started shootin' em in the head, fast as I could till I ran outta bullets. Then when they'd strike, I'd grab em and bite their heads off." Jed just stood there stokin' the fire with his penis."

On bonus prize for guessing what happened but I need solutions

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

I've got a cold mug of coffee here next to me, I'd happily throw it in your direction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a cold mug of coffee here next to me, I'd happily throw it in your direction. "

Can I not just dunk it

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves


"I've got a cold mug of coffee here next to me, I'd happily throw it in your direction.

Can I not just dunk it"

OK ill hold the mug, you dunk away. Sounds kinky

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By *reland8Man
over a year ago

sandyford


"How are you going to put it out?

Most creative answer wins a cash prize.

T's & C's apply

Cash prize may be substituted by a graphic picture of above mentioned Penis at OPs discretion.

This post was unsurprisingly not borrowed from the lounge.

Posting on thread automatically signals willingness to sleep with OP."

Penicillin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmggffhhhhmmfffjjhhhggmmm

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By *acob12369Man
over a year ago

URPANTS

Cut it off, will run out of fuel then

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Stamp on it like your putting out a camp fire

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Stamp on it like your putting out a camp fire "

And of coarse laughing while your at it

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West


"How are you going to put it out?

Most creative answer wins a cash prize.

T's & C's apply

Cash prize may be substituted by a graphic picture of above mentioned Penis at OPs discretion.

This post was unsurprisingly not borrowed from the lounge.

Posting on thread automatically signals willingness to sleep with OP."

How about another mass Ted???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quick hint removal or stamping are not gonna win a prize.....

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Quite a few male posters on here willing to sleep with OP lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quite a few male posters on here willing to sleep with OP lol

"

And why wouldn't they? I'm a fucking delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just let it burn out, cost of living crisis be a shame to waste a fire so we'll huddle around it to keep warm and sing to drown out your screams sorry to make you feel better

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Quick hint removal or stamping are not gonna win a prize....."

There aren’t too many people running to your aid, take what you can get I’d say.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Apply topical cream and get yourself to the gp asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I can speak with my mouth full

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quick hint removal or stamping are not gonna win a prize.....

There aren’t too many people running to your aid, take what you can get I’d say. "

Considering the ts and Cs it's more than expected

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I've got the circus fire eater on speed dial. Just need your eircode and will send him your way .

Will the pic be of your flaming cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apply topical cream and get yourself to the gp asap"

It's not that kind of burn. Well not anymore the flames took care of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I can speak with my mouth full "

Touchè

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gusher!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got the circus fire eater on speed dial. Just need your eircode and will send him your way .

Will the pic be of your flaming cock? "

Yes but in an Alf Stewart way not a fire way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a gusher!!"

Ewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a gusher!!

Ewwwwww"

Do I win then

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By *inxnmasterCouple
over a year ago

naughty valley

Cock on fire ? Easy remedy , stick it into a wet hole, just make sure it’s tight to suffocate the flames

To find an appropriate wet hole , go to Garryvoe beach at low tide. stick a finger into the sand , take the pinky to ensure tightness and stick the burning penis into the hole , no matter the girth it will fit, don’t worry

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Cork is flame retardant so a cork lad wouldn't burn and the question is redundant

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

A good dose of whipped cream to dwindle the flames…. And then the fun of the clean up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a gusher!!

Ewwwwww

Do I win then "

There are no winners here

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I would use a flame thrower they do say you have to fight fire with fire after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cock on fire ? Easy remedy , stick it into a wet hole, just make sure it’s tight to suffocate the flames

To find an appropriate wet hole , go to Garryvoe beach at low tide. stick a finger into the sand , take the pinky to ensure tightness and stick the burning penis into the hole , no matter the girth it will fit, don’t worry "

Why does that sound like you have experienced

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cork is flame retardant so a cork lad wouldn't burn and the question is redundant "

A cork lad may not but a cork lads lad most certainly does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A good dose of whipped cream to dwindle the flames…. And then the fun of the clean up "

Jazus

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What about

Smouldering wood?

Pyroclastic pecker

Willly wildfire?

Charred cock?

Boner burner?

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Cork lad Christmas chilli condom

Surprise

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Put it out??? I’d be sitting back, squirting cheap alcohol at it to keep the fire raging while I toast some marshmallows.

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

And she huffed and she puffed and she blew.....the flames out.

Of course then she kissed it better and all...

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Tanora and pints of beamish bath

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Would be useful this morning as a hand warmer lol

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By *acob12369Man
over a year ago

URPANTS

Hit it with a good bush

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Still on fire?! Have phoned the fire brigade?

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I'd stick it in a blender

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Stick it back in Gary the goldfishs bowl

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By *eline5000Woman
over a year ago

dublin

U need a fire extinguisher

30 Euro in home store

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