FabSwingers.com forum: Standing at the urinal

By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Borrowed from the lounge

What do you do ?

Look at the floor ?

Straight ahead ?

At the ceiling ?

At the guy standing next to you ?

Go on be honest …

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By *riodysMan
over a year ago

Wexford Town

Definitely eye contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks straight ahead and count down from ten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready, aim and fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it an m&sauce urinal or......

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Is it an m&sauce urinal or......"

Nothing to do with me!

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By *ntouchedMan
over a year ago

north dub

Deffo have a side view look and make some comments and the odd time the guy is happy to show himself off definitely. Depends on setting ur in and respect for each others privacy

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Always have a cheeky look...i reckon everyone does

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By *riodysMan
over a year ago

Wexford Town

Without a doubt

Rude not to look

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Agreed

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Don't splash their shoes for a start if its the ones like a trough....

If its single urinals in a group ....pick an end one if all vacant....don't pick the middle one....give everyone space

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

If it's in the pub on a saturday night and it's full, while mid stream don't forget to fart loudly and say " better out than it " so everyone can agree with you

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By *hilaboutMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

Aim at the cigarette butts in the urinal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't splash their shoes for a start if its the ones like a trough....

If its single urinals in a group ....pick an end one if all vacant....don't pick the middle one....give everyone space

I always go for the middle one just to fuck with people

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Next time if I see a dude standing on either side of say a 6 part urinal I'll go stand beside him just to freak him a little

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

I usually have a piss...

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I'd probably have a sneaky look if I were to use urinals in the men's but I haven't done so...

Mrs

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Don't forget...more than 2 shakes is a wank

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"I usually have a piss..."

So 2021

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depending on the venue and the event ...ya know yer self

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By *ustherelookingMan
over a year ago

West Dub

Straight ahead usually. Unless I see someone glancing at me at the corner or my eye ……

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"I usually have a piss...

So 2021"

Ah in 2021 there was no problem... 6 feet apart... masks on ... shur you couldnt get stage fright back then

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I usually have a piss...

So 2021

Ah in 2021 there was no problem... 6 feet apart... masks on ... shur you couldnt get stage fright back then

Stage fright......what a brilliant name .....who hasn't walked up pushed in for space ......and can't pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually say excuse me boys. Stand in the middle whil out she ra and let yous bask in the glory

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"I usually have a piss...

So 2021

Ah in 2021 there was no problem... 6 feet apart... masks on ... shur you couldnt get stage fright back then

Stage fright......what a brilliant name .....who hasn't walked up pushed in for space ......and can't pee

Bogman - the local nightclub down here where i cut me teeth in the mid 90s, you wouldnt want to have stage freight there lad...

6 urinals for a place that would have 2000 peolpe in there on new years, paddys night and st stephens...

It was a case of squeeze in and share... and sprinkling guaranteed you a broken nose

Cowboys Ted , Cowboys

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

I dont like using them. I can get stage fright.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Lads...serious question....what do the women be doing when they all go out together to the jax

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"Lads...serious question....what do the women be doing when they all go out together to the jax "

Ah man dont go there...

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Lads...serious question....what do the women be doing when they all go out together to the jax "

Start a thread - I want to know that too

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Lads...serious question....what do the women be doing when they all go out together to the jax

Start a thread - I want to know that too

Ya have to wait till its in the lounge first.....then borrow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to make sure I ain't wetting anyone's shoes, never go looking.

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Could start another thread on how us guys hold it. Do ye cup it/hide it/let it hang out in all it's glory/hold it like a cigarette between two fingers/or between thumb and finger/up the shaft or down the shaft. Or do some need to ne held by both hands

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Could start another thread on how us guys hold it. Do ye cup it/hide it/let it hang out in all it's glory/hold it like a cigarette between two fingers/or between thumb and finger/up the shaft or down the shaft. Or do some need to ne held by both hands

In marks and spencers someone else holds it for you

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Cock out balls out me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let mine rest on the urinal, take the weight off ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually have to stand a good bit back to reach the urinal comfortably. So yes obviously both hands are needed to hold it in place.

I always get strange looks

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Everyone has a peep dont care what ya say.

Same as the gym everyone has a look at the cock on show.

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By *ublad500Man
over a year ago

dublin

Always have a quick peek

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

I suppose having a peek makes one gay

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Lads...serious question....what do the women be doing when they all go out together to the jax

Start a thread - I want to know that too

Ya have to wait till its in the lounge first.....then borrow it

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"Borrowed from the lounge

What do you do ?

Look at the floor ?

Straight ahead ?

At the ceiling ?

At the guy standing next to you ?

Go on be honest …

Look them straight into the eyes and make a direct eye contact then start singing

"It is raining men, Hallelujah ...."

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

There was a story doing the rounds, years ago, and possibly apocryphal, that Bono was standing at a urinal in a city centre Dublin pub; but was unable to P, to get into the flow of things.

A fan, standing at the next urinal, enquired: "What's wrong, Bono. Stage fright."

To reiterate: probably apocryphal.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Look down

Check direction

Correct direction

Look straight ahead

Relax

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Lads...serious question....what do the women be doing when they all go out together to the jax

Start a thread - I want to know that too

Ya have to wait till its in the lounge first.....then borrow it

Cheeky monkey

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

If its in the gents loo of a particular garden centre in Co. Carlow I just stand and admire the urinals.....

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

The urinals...where all the dicks hang out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always have a sneaky look

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By *oguish1Man
over a year ago

Carrigrohane

Yes I too have a sneeky look ....

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Lads...serious question....what do the women be doing when they all go out together to the jax "

Passin possie

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Sorry .

Pissin possie

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

I let mine rest on the urinal, take the weight off ya know

I just put my foot on edge and tuck out of my sock

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Seen a massive one earlier at the urinals in the pub...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen a massive one earlier at the urinals in the pub..."

Did you take a pic for me .. us I mean?

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By *cooby5555Man
over a year ago

galway

Anyone pull out a full on erect on at the urinals

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

I love standin with me dick out at urinals

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Truthfully, I never use a urinal, ever, because I always like to perform the task privately.

It's just a personal preference, I have never had an adverse experience at any urinal, nor have I been subjected to an act of importuning; but just in case!

There is probably some underlying psychological reason for my public reticence, but I have not yet uncovered it.

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Truthfully, I never use a urinal, ever, because I always like to perform the task privately.

It's just a personal preference, I have never had an adverse experience at any urinal, nor have I been subjected to an act of importuning; but just in case!

There is probably some underlying psychological reason for my public reticence, but I have not yet uncovered it.

Size anxiety ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we all look lads admit it

it's nice to check out the competition and appreciate a nice one if you spot one

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

Haven't stood at an urinal in over 4 years. I only sit to pee now.

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By *ewmale2021Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Start peeing then walk backwards to see how far I can pee.

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

For some reason I always find myself caught up in small talk when standing at the urinal.

The weather or football lol

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

I like to play urinal chess, so say there are 3 urinals and none in use, use the middle and when others come I'm they get so awkward

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over a year ago

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I like to play urinal chess, so say there are 3 urinals and none in use, use the middle and when others come I'm they get so awkward

Mr"

Thats against the rules

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Truthfully, I never use a urinal, ever, because I always like to perform the task privately.

It's just a personal preference, I have never had an adverse experience at any urinal, nor have I been subjected to an act of importuning; but just in case!

There is probably some underlying psychological reason for my public reticence, but I have not yet uncovered it.

Size anxiety ?"

I'm definitely a grower, but sometimes it takes a bit of time to develop a full flow!

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Goin out on a min so ill be showin mine off

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By *lassic guyMan
over a year ago

my bed to your just ask

I always have to look down to make sure I have him out don't want to piss myself

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By *oxtrotTangoLoveMan
over a year ago

monkstown/kentstown

Well it all depends on the urinals layout if they have a small wall divided them or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a lad shoot his load into a urinal in the Front Lounge on a Saturday night years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ublinoM45Man
over a year ago

South Dublin

There’s a condition paruesis. Shy bladder. Look it up

U.K. charity ukpt run workshops

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By *ampoonerMan
over a year ago

dundrum

Always have a sneaky peek. I think most lads do. Kinda rude not to. Occasional banter when ya catch eachother doing it. Always a bit of a laugh tho

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Stand there cock out piss...big cock next to me give mine a few extra shakes.. roll the bell back see what happens

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"Borrowed from the lounge

What do you do ?

Look at the floor ?

Straight ahead ?

At the ceiling ?

At the guy standing next to you ?

Go on be honest …

"
talk shite to whoever is beside me

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

Have my piss,bang it of my knee a few times and back to my pint //

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Always check out who is next to ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General comment about the venue, "sure its heaving tonight", check for wind direction, angular velocity and let fly from 7ft away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Borrowed from the lounge

What do you do ?

Look at the floor ?

Straight ahead ?

At the ceiling ?

At the guy standing next to you ?

Go on be honest …

"
look straight ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you're risking getting knocked out if you eye up the wrong guy.

What on earth would you all do if single sex toilets are ever edited out entirely

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

Was in a Bar recently that had unisex toilets

Seem to be well laid out lads to the left ladies to the right worth nothing they kept the washing taps to the ladies side to keep them from perving .

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By *riplexx69Man
over a year ago

come find out

Look at one next to me see if I can see how big it is to suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was in a Bar recently that had unisex toilets

Seem to be well laid out lads to the left ladies to the right worth nothing they kept the washing taps to the ladies side to keep them from perving .

hopefully these become more popular. in the interest of equality of course

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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

An actual sign at a golf club in Scotland

@ladsgolf

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET A SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant

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By *ampoonerMan
over a year ago

dundrum

"An actual sign at a golf club in Scotland

@ladsgolf

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET A SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF."

Haha that’s a good one!

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By *hrisukbishareCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Always a pleasure to look sideways. And enjoy if they look at me too

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

At Beauvais airport, near Paris, the men's urinals don't have a door, so your whole performance is visible to the spectators sitting in thr Arrivals hall.

No performance pressure there!!

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

It's where I make all of my important business decisions but nothing goes ahead without shaking on it

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By *hrisukbishareCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cambridge Station used to be fun. Shiny reflective aluminium on the wall so you could really enjoy a reflected view of your and others cocks

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Something horny about a load of lads all stood with thier dicks out. I always check the competition out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upon arrival to the urinal

Challenge the next contender to a sword fight

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