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"Screwfix should sponsor the measuring tapes..." Sure they’ll be using sky remotes…. | |||
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"Will their be categories. Over 30s groups etc. Is the judging the voice or x factor style?" Why - does the penis shrink with age? | |||
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...? " A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research  ) | |||
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...? " I guess someone could volunteer to weigh each by hand …. It could then be a “hand job” | |||
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"Will their be categories. Over 30s groups etc. Is the judging the voice or x factor style?" It'd have to be the voice style of judging, I don't think the male ego could take the criticism | |||
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"I think(based on memory of school experiments ), that if i was to dip my gloriously erect cock into a beaker of water, and meaure the volume of water displaced, I'd now know the volume of my cock in cubic centimetres. Now, i just need to know what a cubic centimetre of turgid muscle weighs. Hmmmm.. Average doesn't interest me,... BTW, i took part in a Measure the Meat competition once, it was great craic. " Archimedes principle - the weight of the displaced water == weight of meaty cock… so I should bring a basin to the “meat” | |||
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...? A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )"You had to go with the scalpei didnt you  | |||
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...? A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
You had to go with the scalpei didnt you "Sorry 
I'm surprised that no over 30s have sworn that cocks don't shrink with age | |||
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"Screwfix should sponsor the measuring tapes... Sure they’ll be using sky remotes…." Would there be a seperate category using a lynx can? | |||
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"If Wendi brings liquor to the party...I am in "Can't have yous getting brewers droop. So drinks for me to get through the auditions. It'll make it more fun for me, yous will get less it's a no from me pet too. | |||
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"Always harboured a secret fantasy to host a penis measuring meet , need a few lads who are not shy to disrobe (that is the easy bit) - but finding a lady or couple who are willing to be the measuring team and judges is always the hard part. Thinking of categories such as , length, girth , flaccid length compared to hard etc… Let me know if you think I should try to organise …. And any volunteers ? Xxx Bob" Did I read this right.  | |||
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"Mouth at ready....I meant measuring tapes...damm auto correct " | |||
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"Do we have a date and venue ?" I’m currently conducting interviews for the judges position. Ladies please send lingerie pics to be in with a chance…….  | |||
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"I think(based on memory of school experiments ), that if i was to dip my gloriously erect cock into a beaker of water, and meaure the volume of water displaced, I'd now know the volume of my cock in cubic centimetres. Archimedes principle - the weight of the displaced water == weight of meaty cock… so I should bring a basin to the “meat”" A floating body displaces its own mass in water. A sinking body displaces its own volume. | |||
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"Can i just rant here men females are not a toy obect seriously give me strenghth wat ever porn u watchiching not real life oki doks" You’ve been ranting all evening | |||
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"Can i just rant here men females are not a toy obect seriously give me strenghth wat ever porn u watchiching not real life oki doks" Sorry, might be slow this morning...are we talking about measuring penises here, not sure if ladies have some? ...or what am I missing?  | |||
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"Always harboured a secret fantasy to host a penis measuring meet , need a few lads who are not shy to disrobe (that is the easy bit) - but finding a lady or couple who are willing to be the measuring team and judges is always the hard part. Thinking of categories such as , length, girth , flaccid length compared to hard etc… Let me know if you think I should try to organise …. And any volunteers ? Xxx Bob Did I read this right. "Hi Nancy - you read it right - but unfortunately I can not message your judging panel invite - reach out to me 1-1 if interested | |||
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"Why would anyone measure flaccid dicks? "Probably to measure their ability to make it unflaccid | |||
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"Why would anyone measure flaccid dicks? "Highest percentage increase in size when erect ....fair to all | |||
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"Why would anyone measure flaccid dicks?
Highest percentage increase in size when erect ....fair to all "What bout showers ? | |||
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"Can i just rant here men females are not a toy obect seriously give me strenghth wat ever porn u watchiching not real life oki doks" Unless they choose to be ... I for one enjoy my respect and individuality.. and at times I love being someone's toy to pleasure themselves with ...   | |||
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"Why would anyone measure flaccid dicks?
Highest percentage increase in size when erect ....fair to all
What bout showers ? "Who gives a fuck about those fuckers | |||
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"Why would anyone measure flaccid dicks?
Highest percentage increase in size when erect ....fair to all
What bout showers ?
Who gives a fuck about those fuckers "There’s no surprise with that lot, you can see what your getting. Us growers like to see the reaction on her face when it grows from 0.75 inches to 7 | |||
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...? A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )"Ah jayaus .... is it Halloween or Christmas | |||
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...? A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
Ah jayaus .... is it Halloween or Christmas"Neither  | |||
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"Maybe we could get onto RTE and have a live measure off to take the DWTS slot when it finishes. Forget the measuring tapes. Just have a dozen doughnuts. " Ahhh here leave it out | |||
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"Maybe we could get onto RTE and have a live measure off to take the DWTS slot when it finishes. Forget the measuring tapes. Just have a dozen doughnuts. " I love doughnuts | |||
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"Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy that brings a coffee in each hand....and a dozen doughnuts " | |||
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...? A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
You had to go with the scalpei didnt you
Sorry
I'm surprised that no over 30s have sworn that cocks don't shrink with age "I'm sure mine was more impressive 20 years ago but it might have been because the rest of me was a lot smaller! | |||
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...? A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
You had to go with the scalpei didnt you
Sorry
I'm surprised that no over 30s have sworn that cocks don't shrink with age
I'm sure mine was more impressive 20 years ago but it might have been because the rest of me was a lot smaller! "So you're saying it's perspective against the background? | |||
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...? A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
You had to go with the scalpei didnt you
Sorry
I'm surprised that no over 30s have sworn that cocks don't shrink with age
I'm sure mine was more impressive 20 years ago but it might have been because the rest of me was a lot smaller!
So you're saying it's perspective against the background? "It definitely has something to do with it but on the upside I can definitely use it better now! | |||
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...? A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
You had to go with the scalpei didnt you
Sorry
I'm surprised that no over 30s have sworn that cocks don't shrink with age
I'm sure mine was more impressive 20 years ago but it might have been because the rest of me was a lot smaller!
So you're saying it's perspective against the background?
It definitely has something to do with it but on the upside I can definitely use it better now! "Practice makes perfect | |||
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...? A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
You had to go with the scalpei didnt you
Sorry
I'm surprised that no over 30s have sworn that cocks don't shrink with age
I'm sure mine was more impressive 20 years ago but it might have been because the rest of me was a lot smaller!
So you're saying it's perspective against the background?
It definitely has something to do with it but on the upside I can definitely use it better now!
Practice makes perfect "I'm always willing for more practice. You never stop learning! ???? | |||
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