FabSwingers.com forum: Best and worst chat up lines...

By *errardNo8 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway/Mayo

Just for a bit of craic guys.

Let's see what great and pathetic things we say to try and play hide the sausage

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By *errardNo8 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway/Mayo

If I'm on Mars,

And you're on Venus,

Would you come over here and suck my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like chicken?

Well suck my cock, it's fowl

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By *errardNo8 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway/Mayo

"Do you like chicken?

Well suck my cock, it's fowl"

That is ridiculously funny

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte

What’s the difference between you and a pair of sunglasses?

I prefer the sunglasses sitting higher on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna go halves on a baby......im cganging that to halves on a mortgage these days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i sit on your face and you can guess my Covid weight gain..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to play windows, you lie open so I can hang out of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s play Hiroshima, I’ll lay on my back and you blow the shit out of me

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Do you like Star Wars-Cause your the Yoda one for me

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Fancy a Donut

Best or worst depending on your viewpoint

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By * VaWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"hay bbe u do anl"

My favourite opening message ever.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Do you like Star Wars-Cause your the Yoda one for me

Your the Obi wan for me would have worked better imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wat u up 2

wana meet

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By *ealmc1973Man
over a year ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

Oh, sorry, if your garden doesn't need to be trimmed, can I take a look at your pussy instead?

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By *ealmc1973Man
over a year ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

Cool shirt, is that Braille on it or are those your nipples?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

""hay bbe u do anl"

My favourite opening message ever. "

I’d hate to see the least favourite

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

""hay bbe u do anl"

My favourite opening message ever. "

So did you peg him.

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By * VaWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

""hay bbe u do anl"

My favourite opening message ever.

I’d hate to see the least favourite "

It made me laugh. And question the intent. Is it a question? An imperative? An observation? A suggestion? A hope?

It's imperfections were so perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of (some family member)."

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

""hay bbe u do anl"

My favourite opening message ever.

I’d hate to see the least favourite

It made me laugh. And question the intent. Is it a question? An imperative? An observation? A suggestion? A hope?

It's imperfections were so perfect. "

Turns out the man was a genius after all ( I’m assuming it was a man)

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By * VaWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

""hay bbe u do anl"

My favourite opening message ever.

I’d hate to see the least favourite

It made me laugh. And question the intent. Is it a question? An imperative? An observation? A suggestion? A hope?

It's imperfections were so perfect.

Turns out the man was a genius after all ( I’m assuming it was a man)

He got no reply... So if that was the aim it worked beautifully!

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Woman - “You smell nice, what you got on?”

Me - “I’ve got a hard on love, didn’t realise you could smell it”

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By *errardNo8 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway/Mayo

"Woman - “You smell nice, what you got on?”

Me - “I’ve got a hard on love, didn’t realise you could smell it” "

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Me..Wana go upstairs

Him.Hell ye

Me..You got protection

Him.Why who's up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd a friend ask me, while away on a stag "here WB, what's the Spanish for ya' wanna play a game a hide the sausage?"

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By *arahDtvTV/TS
over a year ago

Dublin

Whats the difference between a boner and a ferrari?

I don't have a ferrari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the difference between a boner and a ferrari?

I don't have a ferrari "

Naughty girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your Ma

Is your Da working

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

20 thousand polar bears...

Well that broke the ice

B x

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"20 thousand polar bears...

Well that broke the ice

B x"
I once said to a lady , You look like my first wife… she said how many times you been married I said I’ve never been married lol Q Sharp exit

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By *ilkyBoxersMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Not quite a chat up line but years ago a friend of mine my would have a toothbrush sticking out of his shirt pocket and almost every time a girl would ask why have you got a toothbrush… he would reply “well I’m hardly going to use your toothbrush” ????

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By *eddybear37Man
over a year ago

everywhere kildare longford

Do you like cheese

Because I’m an easy single

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By *exy Saucy SocialsCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Do you work in Jacobs, Cause ur a cracker

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

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By *eddybear37Man
over a year ago

everywhere kildare longford

"Do you work in Jacobs, Cause ur a cracker

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love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That dress looks great on you but would look even better on my bedroom floor

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

Him: Do you have pet insurance?

Me: Why?

Him: Cos im going to destroy your pussy!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Best one ever and it works or so i am told

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By *ulu00Woman
over a year ago

Donegal

Did you get your body from mc donalds?

Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm im lovin it

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Him: Do you have pet insurance?

Me: Why?

Him: Cos im going to destroy your pussy!

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