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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wednesday...I'm tired, de-motivated, diet gone out the window, nothing done for Christmas yet..the list goes on..!!

What are your woes today guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished my night shift and I'm gonna have only 3 hours of sleep...I'm gonna be fucked today and not in a good way

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By *do2022Man
over a year ago

Carrick-on-Shannon

"Wednesday...I'm tired, de-motivated, diet gone out the window, nothing done for Christmas yet..the list goes on..!!

What are your woes today guys?"

Horny and still in bed. Need to get up and do something but what or who.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in drogheda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My week is going too smoothly and too quickly I don't trust it

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By *ergalMan
over a year ago

east cork

"Wednesday...I'm tired, de-motivated, diet gone out the window, nothing done for Christmas yet..the list goes on..!!

What are your woes today guys?"

Not far behind ye there !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wednesday...I'm tired, de-motivated, diet gone out the window, nothing done for Christmas yet..the list goes on..!!

What are your woes today guys?"

With a chest like that I'd be thinking everyday is Christmas wowzers!! Santa ya devil

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

I’ve a match later and it’s going to be very chilly

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Feckin coffee is gone up to 3.50 in the petrol station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to invest in a good thermos so

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Time to invest in a good thermos so "

I bought a machine....still have 75 euro woth of pods....hate the stuff

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Coldest morning so far. Fingers ouch. Winter is here

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Also my willy has disappeared

Chilly willy weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other than it having the temerity to rain on my day off, it's all good here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feckin coffee is gone up to 3.50 in the petrol station "

Tell them it’s tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O yea hump day alright, in mediation with x in a half hour....the joys..might have my life back today..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Feckin coffee is gone up to 3.50 in the petrol station

Tell them it’s tea

I never even thought of that ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them it's just hot water .... better again

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Tell them it's just hot water .... better again"

And put in your own teabag in the car

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Feckin coffee is gone up to 3.50 in the petrol station "

Time to get your own machine at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoozed my alarm in a sleepy daze and woke up when i shoulda been on the road. Hate that morning panic, no face washed, no brekkie, looking ragged for work.

Uggghhhh Humpy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I feel all ye're pain!

Hate paying more for a takeaway cup of tea than I do for an entire 80's box of Barry's...

7 hours later and I'm still in grumpy form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have managed to survive most of the day so far. Just about.

Good luck to everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't got laid in over a week and it looks like ill be working far too much for my liking over christmas

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

I don’t know what’s wrong with you all. I’m having a great day and great weekend planned. Half glass full.

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Pissed off with men in general.

The end

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

"Pissed off with men in general.

The end

U ok hun?

Pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed off with men in general.

The end

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one bad apple can ruin the rest

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

"Pissed off with men in general.

The end

Obviously meeting the wrong ones.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I’m in drogheda "

Could be worse - could be Leitrim

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Time to invest in a good thermos so

I bought a machine....still have 75 euro woth of pods....hate the stuff "

First world problems

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Feckin coffee is gone up to 3.50 in the petrol station

Time to get your own machine at home "

Instant be grand

- €3.50 is a month's supply

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By *iggtommy2000Man
over a year ago

Gorey

"Feckin coffee is gone up to 3.50 in the petrol station

Time to get your own machine at home

Instant be grand

- €3.50 is a month's supply

Ah now I know you're joking haha!

Bit the bullet 2 years ago and bought a bean to cup machine with a milk steamer. €650 but have saved a fortune since. 4 quid for nice beans in tesco and get about 30 cups out of it. Best tasting stuff ever too

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

"I’m in drogheda

Could be worse - could be Leitrim

Excuse me what’s wrong with Leitrim, I’ve had some great nights down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait did someone just say " instant be grand "?

Wheres my shotgun ?

Instant be like squirting ... its just piss

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Feckin coffee is gone up to 3.50 in the petrol station

Time to get your own machine at home

Instant be grand

- €3.50 is a month's supply

Ah now I know you're joking haha!

I've obviously saved a hell of a lot more than you so

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I’m in drogheda

Could be worse - could be Leitrim

Excuse me what’s wrong with Leitrim, I’ve had some great nights down there

There's always one exception to the rule

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Wait did someone just say " instant be grand "?

Wheres my shotgun ?

Instant be like squirting ... its just piss"

I don't squirt but my instant is yum

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"Wednesday...I'm tired, de-motivated, diet gone out the window, nothing done for Christmas yet..the list goes on..!!

What are your woes today guys?"

Had to pull out of (if you'll pardon the pun) a mmmf play today due to f'ing Covid.

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Germany was beat by Japan today

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

"I’m in drogheda

Could be worse - could be Leitrim

Excuse me what’s wrong with Leitrim, I’ve had some great nights down there

There's always one exception to the rule

All ways. Never hard and fast rules

only guidelines

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

"Germany was beat by Japan today

I know! And I don’t even know what that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed off with men in general.

The end

Don’t give up please look us up

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By *iggtommy2000Man
over a year ago

Gorey

I've obviously saved a hell of a lot more than you so

Ah I was a sucker for fancy coffees in petrol stations and cafes, they charge an arm and a leg so long term getting my own machine made sense.

Dying to know what instant do you get? Most ive tried tastes like hot wet sand in a cup

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I spend between 25 and 35 a week on coffee...feck it I dont smoke or drink much ....

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I've obviously saved a hell of a lot more than you so

Ah I was a sucker for fancy coffees in petrol stations and cafes, they charge an arm and a leg so long term getting my own machine made sense.

Dying to know what instant do you get? Most ive tried tastes like hot wet sand in a cup

I'm not too fussy...used to be Cafe Noir l'or but I switched to the Lidl arabica bean now...all these fancy coffees are usually too strong or bitter for my liking. I particularly cringe when friends insist on using the cafetier

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I spend between 25 and 35 a week on coffee...feck it I dont smoke or drink much ...."

I'd put that towards my heating bill now

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

I've obviously saved a hell of a lot more than you so

Ah I was a sucker for fancy coffees in petrol stations and cafes, they charge an arm and a leg so long term getting my own machine made sense.

Dying to know what instant do you get? Most ive tried tastes like hot wet sand in a cup

Are those flirting words in French???

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I spend between 25 and 35 a week on coffee...feck it I dont smoke or drink much ....

I'd put that towards my heating bill now

Feck it I have to live a little .....no socials till end january so don't have to buy Donuts ...unless you meet for a non instant coffee

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I've obviously saved a hell of a lot more than you so

Ah I was a sucker for fancy coffees in petrol stations and cafes, they charge an arm and a leg so long term getting my own machine made sense.

Dying to know what instant do you get? Most ive tried tastes like hot wet sand in a cup

Are those flirting words in French??? "

Can you flirt in French?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I spend between 25 and 35 a week on coffee...feck it I dont smoke or drink much ....

I'd put that towards my heating bill now

Feck it I have to live a little .....no socials till end january so don't have to buy Donuts ...unless you meet for a non instant coffee

That's months away

... can I not sneak my homebrew in?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I spend between 25 and 35 a week on coffee...feck it I dont smoke or drink much ....

I'd put that towards my heating bill now

Feck it I have to live a little .....no socials till end january so don't have to buy Donuts ...unless you meet for a non instant coffee

That's months away

... can I not sneak my homebrew in?

No problem.....I'll put the saving towards the heating

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By *iggtommy2000Man
over a year ago

Gorey

Cafe noir is nice but pretty pricey for instant. With you on the cafetier (or French press) as its awful strong tasting and never gets the cream on top. I like to foam up about half a mug of milk and then put 2 shots of fresh creamy espresso on top. Light and fluffy and tastes delish. Just make sure the toilets free before u try it lol

TMI? my bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait did someone just say " instant be grand "?

Wheres my shotgun ?

Instant be like squirting ... its just piss

I don't squirt but my instant is yum

OK OK you got me... throw in a couple of m&ms and I'm sold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've obviously saved a hell of a lot more than you so

Ah I was a sucker for fancy coffees in petrol stations and cafes, they charge an arm and a leg so long term getting my own machine made sense.

Dying to know what instant do you get? Most ive tried tastes like hot wet sand in a cup

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Ohh la laaaaa

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

I've obviously saved a hell of a lot more than you so

Ah I was a sucker for fancy coffees in petrol stations and cafes, they charge an arm and a leg so long term getting my own machine made sense.

Dying to know what instant do you get? Most ive tried tastes like hot wet sand in a cup

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Is anything in French not flirting

I haven’t a work of it but always sounds sexy when I hear it

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

TMI? my bad

Can never get too much information - I'll filter out the sh*te

Now you're just making me want to get a frother

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Wait did someone just say " instant be grand "?

Wheres my shotgun ?

Instant be like squirting ... its just piss

I don't squirt but my instant is yum

OK OK you got me... throw in a couple of m&ms and I'm sold"

They're mandatory

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I've obviously saved a hell of a lot more than you so

Ah I was a sucker for fancy coffees in petrol stations and cafes, they charge an arm and a leg so long term getting my own machine made sense.

Dying to know what instant do you get? Most ive tried tastes like hot wet sand in a cup

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Is anything in French not flirting

I haven’t a work of it but always sounds sexy when I hear it

You wouldn't like to listen to mine then...

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I've obviously saved a hell of a lot more than you so

Ah I was a sucker for fancy coffees in petrol stations and cafes, they charge an arm and a leg so long term getting my own machine made sense.

Dying to know what instant do you get? Most ive tried tastes like hot wet sand in a cup

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Ohh la laaaaa"

Now that sounds sexy

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

I've obviously saved a hell of a lot more than you so

Ah I was a sucker for fancy coffees in petrol stations and cafes, they charge an arm and a leg so long term getting my own machine made sense.

Dying to know what instant do you get? Most ive tried tastes like hot wet sand in a cup

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Is anything in French not flirting

I haven’t a work of it but always sounds sexy when I hear it

You wouldn't like to listen to mine then...

Would there be a lot of expletives

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Is anything in French not flirting

I haven’t a work of it but always sounds sexy when I hear it

You wouldn't like to listen to mine then...

Would there be a lot of expletives

I'm a lady so I generally express myself accordingly... unless you get me on a really bad day or sitting behind a driver hogging the overtaking lane just under the speed limit on a clear, open road

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Galway

"I’m in drogheda

Could be worse - could be Leitrim

There are some delicious women in Leitrim... Well, one in particular.

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Is anything in French not flirting

I haven’t a work of it but always sounds sexy when I hear it

You wouldn't like to listen to mine then...

Would there be a lot of expletives

I'm a lady so I generally express myself accordingly... unless you get me on a really bad day or sitting behind a driver hogging the overtaking lane just under the speed limit on a clear, open road

God my expletives normally only come out in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Is anything in French not flirting

I haven’t a work of it but always sounds sexy when I hear it

You wouldn't like to listen to mine then...

Would there be a lot of expletives

I'm a lady so I generally express myself accordingly... unless you get me on a really bad day or sitting behind a driver hogging the overtaking lane just under the speed limit on a clear, open road

God my expletives normally only come out in the bedroom

Same here followed by ‘sorry I didn’t mean to sound rude’

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Is anything in French not flirting

I haven’t a work of it but always sounds sexy when I hear it

You wouldn't like to listen to mine then...

Would there be a lot of expletives

I'm a lady so I generally express myself accordingly... unless you get me on a really bad day or sitting behind a driver hogging the overtaking lane just under the speed limit on a clear, open road

God my expletives normally only come out in the bedroom

Same here followed by ‘sorry I didn’t mean to sound rude’

Lads, that doesn't bode well... expletives (in my book) are used when things don't go too well

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Is anything in French not flirting

I haven’t a work of it but always sounds sexy when I hear it

You wouldn't like to listen to mine then...

Would there be a lot of expletives

I'm a lady so I generally express myself accordingly... unless you get me on a really bad day or sitting behind a driver hogging the overtaking lane just under the speed limit on a clear, open road

God my expletives normally only come out in the bedroom

Same here followed by ‘sorry I didn’t mean to sound rude’

Lads, that doesn't bode well... expletives (in my book) are used when things don't go too well

You would want to buy a new book

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Is anything in French not flirting

I haven’t a work of it but always sounds sexy when I hear it

You wouldn't like to listen to mine then...

Would there be a lot of expletives

I'm a lady so I generally express myself accordingly... unless you get me on a really bad day or sitting behind a driver hogging the overtaking lane just under the speed limit on a clear, open road

God my expletives normally only come out in the bedroom

Same here followed by ‘sorry I didn’t mean to sound rude’

Lads, that doesn't bode well... expletives (in my book) are used when things don't go too well

You would want to buy a new book

Recommendations?

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Is anything in French not flirting

I haven’t a work of it but always sounds sexy when I hear it

You wouldn't like to listen to mine then...

Would there be a lot of expletives

I'm a lady so I generally express myself accordingly... unless you get me on a really bad day or sitting behind a driver hogging the overtaking lane just under the speed limit on a clear, open road

God my expletives normally only come out in the bedroom

Same here followed by ‘sorry I didn’t mean to sound rude’

Lads, that doesn't bode well... expletives (in my book) are used when things don't go too well

You would want to buy a new book

Recommendations?

Or books? That would be fruitful. My book reading is as good as my French

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By *iggtommy2000Man
over a year ago

Gorey

Can never get too much information - I'll filter out the sh*te

Now you're just making me want to get a frother

Frother.... Is that like a fluffer but for women?

I'll get my coat

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Can never get too much information - I'll filter out the sh*te

Now you're just making me want to get a frother

Frother.... Is that like a fluffer but for women?

I'll get my coat"

Don't forget the door on your way out

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Is anything in French not flirting

I haven’t a work of it but always sounds sexy when I hear it

You wouldn't like to listen to mine then...

Would there be a lot of expletives

I'm a lady so I generally express myself accordingly... unless you get me on a really bad day or sitting behind a driver hogging the overtaking lane just under the speed limit on a clear, open road

God my expletives normally only come out in the bedroom

Same here followed by ‘sorry I didn’t mean to sound rude’

Lads, that doesn't bode well... expletives (in my book) are used when things don't go too well

You would want to buy a new book

Recommendations?

Or books? That would be fruitful. My book reading is as good as my French

Very edumecated

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

Are those flirting words in French???

Can you flirt in French?

Is anything in French not flirting

I haven’t a work of it but always sounds sexy when I hear it

You wouldn't like to listen to mine then...

Would there be a lot of expletives

I'm a lady so I generally express myself accordingly... unless you get me on a really bad day or sitting behind a driver hogging the overtaking lane just under the speed limit on a clear, open road

God my expletives normally only come out in the bedroom

Same here followed by ‘sorry I didn’t mean to sound rude’

Lads, that doesn't bode well... expletives (in my book) are used when things don't go too well

You would want to buy a new book

Recommendations?

Or books? That would be fruitful. My book reading is as good as my French

Very edumecated

I probably spent too much time doing other activities when younger.

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