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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Mine would KNOW it was a wrongful arrest and how DARE the Garda make such a mistake

. Actually - that's just my parents - the rest would think that I've finally been done for hoarding massive amounts of chocolate - I'd be the first in and the last out if that was a criminal offence

Mrs

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By *errardNo8Man
over a year ago

Galway/Mayo

Hmmmm gooooood question.

Probably think i stole a hot chicken fillet roll

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By *oriumTergoMan
over a year ago

City Centre

Just asked 4 friends.

All said it would be for stealing expensive leather clothing.

They know me too well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embezzlement

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

'Our ones would

He's at it again ,dodging the collector General

Ans they'd be right so..

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

Nuking care homes

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

"Embezzlement

Similar, but probbaly more to do with tax evasion or something along those lines!!

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Definitely guilty of having naughty, sexy thoughts, I'd be proper fucked if that was a crime, I'd get life

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte

"Nuking care homes "

Didn’t know cops arrested you for call of duty massacres lol

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'd definitely be arrested for pressing the big red button with the sign saying "do not press."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speeding.

My brake pads went a few months ago, and I was trying to describe the noise to my ex. I’m like… it’s really noisy when I’m driving slow. He replies “it’s probably in shock at being driven slow”

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

My friends would know it was for ethical white knight hacking of computer systems to expose blatant injustice and hypocrisy; the charges would then be dropped and media would do a favourable expose of motivation to right wrongs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty of fucking a 6'5 garda man and me 5ft .. Great sex ...

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Insurrection

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

North Cork

Singing in public .

Oh Christ hes at it again !!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Punched the pope

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By *oodieMan
over a year ago

Mayo

Put the tacho to sleep and bulled on

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

"Guilty of fucking a 6'5 garda man and me 5ft .. Great sex ..."

Carla?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theyd think my mouth and my sarcasm got me in bother, where that idea would come from I dunno

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I think the assumptions of my friends and family would range from tax evasion/embezzlement to murder, and many things in between….

I hate when they’re right…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just coz I’ve always been a bold boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Mine would KNOW it was a wrongful arrest and how DARE the Garda make such a mistake

. Actually - that's just my parents - the rest would think that I've finally been done for hoarding massive amounts of chocolate - I'd be the first in and the last out if that was a criminal offence

Mrs "

And all because the lady loves Milk Tray ..( so you were the person that the guy snuck into and left Cabury 's Milk Tray to in the television add )..they never did say what happened when the cameras stopped rolling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd probably think I've taken car parts from a shop without paying for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being too sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was. Failed a breathalyser test!!!

And i don't drink!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m saying nothing

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I’m saying nothing

You have the right to remain silent

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I thought I cleared this up it was clearly a case of mistaken identity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being a back seat driver!

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"For being too sexy

You're sentenced to always wear baggy and concealing clothing for 10 years!

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

Probably assume someone took me too serious and called the Garda.

One would assume money laundering as they have constantly made the joke.

Family would assume mistaken identity, they got the wrong man, honest

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

Most likely to be arrested for streaking given my tendency for doing the full monty years ago . They would well believe that

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By *ind PaddyMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Making a pass at female Judge

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'd definitely be arrested for pressing the big red button with the sign saying "do not press.""

My hand would be right on top of yours

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Speeding.

Just as well I didn't have my mouth full reading this - it'd be a mess to clean

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Singing in public .

Oh Christ hes at it again !!

That's why I DON'T sing in public

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Mine would KNOW it was a wrongful arrest and how DARE the Garda make such a mistake

. Actually - that's just my parents - the rest would think that I've finally been done for hoarding massive amounts of chocolate - I'd be the first in and the last out if that was a criminal offence

Mrs

Cadbury's is overrated, particularly after moving production

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"They'd probably think I've taken car parts from a shop without paying for them"

Repeat offender?

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I was. Failed a breathalyser test!!!

And i don't drink!!!"

Explain!

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I’m saying nothing

Solitary for you so!

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I thought I cleared this up it was clearly a case of mistaken identity. "

You were clearly mistaking in that assumption

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"For being a back seat driver!"

You deserve to rot inside

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Making a pass at female Judge"

Does arrest not come before sentencing

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By *ind PaddyMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Making a pass at female Judge

Does arrest not come before sentencing

I was arrested for making the pass at the female judge, she did not mind anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mistaken for a Russian

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Mistaken for a Russian"

Ooopsie

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