FabSwingers.com forum: Make up your own facts......

By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

Urine and squirt have been scientifically found to be identical

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Instead of sucking nipples, blow into them to make your partners breast bigger

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Ewan McGregor the actor who played Obi Wan Kenobi had a brother in the RAF whos call sign while flying was Obi Two

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"Instead of sucking nipples, blow into them to make your partners breast bigger"

Same goes for a cock.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Instead of sucking nipples, blow into them to make your partners breast bigger

Same goes for a cock."

Can you blow into mine please

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin, Belfast

Make up your own facts? I’m getting covid anti vax PTSD already

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Women can't see colours.

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By *ussyLicker1971Man
over a year ago

DDD12

"Instead of sucking nipples, blow into them to make your partners breast bigger

Same goes for a cock."

Longgggg queue Forming....

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

Shaving off your pubes actually makes your cock bigger

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Saggy balls are a sign for a longlasting roide cos the seemen has to travel further and therefore needs more stimulation to do so.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

*semen

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

south side

The Fab merrygoround is fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every dick pic on your profile you get 10 women to play with it

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"From the lounge

Urine and squirt have been scientifically found to be identical "

That’s not a made up fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you accidentally get her with your cum in her eye, to help her make sure to yell bullseye

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Saying “hi” to a couple sends the female half of of the couple into nympho mode, I’m eternally grateful to all ye single lads

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By *errardNo8Man
over a year ago

Galway/Mayo

"If you accidentally get her with your cum in her eye, to help her make sure to yell bullseye "

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By *ohn Boy 2024Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Ewan McGregor the actor who played Obi Wan Kenobi had a brother in the RAF whos call sign while flying was Obi Two

Is that not true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewan McGregor the actor who played Obi Wan Kenobi had a brother in the RAF whos call sign while flying was Obi Two

Is that not true?"

That IS true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple belongs on pizza

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"Pineapple belongs on pizza "

Another not made up fact, all day long it does

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Fig rolls are not rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fig rolls are not rolls

And apparently jacobs don’t even know how they put the figs in the fig rolls

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Fig rolls are not rolls

And apparently jacobs don’t even know how they put the figs in the fig rolls "

The ancient RTE advert said that Jim Figgerty knew how it was done; if my memory serves me right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karaoke is a Japanese word.

Kara: from the phrase “hara kara” meaning “are you”

Oke: is the word for “pillock”

So karaoke literally means “you pillock”

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By *onty_400Man
over a year ago

dublin

"Fig rolls are not rolls

They are fig folds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pizza is just a pasty the Italians forgot to shut

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

"Fig rolls are not rolls

And apparently jacobs don’t even know how they put the figs in the fig rolls

The ancient RTE advert said that Jim Figgerty knew how it was done; if my memory serves me right? "

That's a fab username if I ever saw one

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

[Removed by poster at 21/11/22 16:17:10]

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

Slapping women's ass is an acceptable way to tell them they look good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People love it when you tell them to just smile more.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

There are 40153 men for every woman on this site

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

3 of the stadiums in qatar are made from dead puppies

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

If you play with your belly button too much your arse will fall off

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By *ind PaddyMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Ireland did beat Malta last, I think, well I'm not really they turned up

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Bogman makes up all the responses in the secret messaging threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

81% of all forum posts are three people with multiple accounts.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Bogman makes up all the responses in the secret messaging threads

Only the ones written about myself

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Saggy balls are a sign for a longlasting roide cos the seemen has to travel further and therefore needs more stimulation to do so.

Lmao

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Slapping women's ass is an acceptable way to tell them they look good."

In the right context... it is

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Slapping women's ass is an acceptable way to tell them they look good.

In the right context... it is

It used to be acceptable, both to the giver and the receiver, but do it today and you will find yourself in really serious diffs!: job loss, SOPO: a sexual offences prevention order, in GB and NI.

This order effectively means that you will never be employed again, and cannot work with young or vulnerable people, and in some cases you cannot have a relationship without first obtaining approval from a probation officer!

Really serious stuff!

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Slapping women's ass is an acceptable way to tell them they look good.

In the right context... it is

It used to be acceptable, both to the giver and the receiver, but do it today and you will find yourself in really serious diffs!: job loss, SOPO: a sexual offences prevention order, in GB and NI.

Really serious stuff!"

Junal1, please read the purpose of this thread.

It is just made up facts for a bit of fun.

Everyone knows it was done back in the day and now is, rightfully, unacceptable.

But this thread is for fun not a history lesson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

108% of statistics are wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking milk direct from your partners breast has the exact same outcome as taking viagra.

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By *ickvanwinkleMan
over a year ago

belfast

God is real!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Qatar soccer team are going to wear a rainbow Jersey at their next match.... Also to hold a minutes silence for the 6500 workers who died

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Drinking milk direct from your partners breast has the exact same outcome as taking viagra."

This requires studying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate makes everything better. Fact.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Cork is the real capital

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Women saying they'll block you for sending dick pics is actually code for "please send multiple dick pics from multiple angles"

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

naas which is South West of Dublin

"Women saying they'll block you for sending dick pics is actually code for "please send multiple dick pics from multiple angles" "

Are you sure this is made up Sparkie?…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Instead of sucking nipples, blow into them to make your partners breast bigger

Same goes for a cock."

Depends on who doin the blowin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaving off your pubes actually makes your cock bigger"

Of course it does ,, wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saggy balls are a sign for a longlasting roide cos the seemen has to travel further and therefore needs more stimulation to do so.

Erm no,, its a sign of age v gravity ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slapping women's ass is an acceptable way to tell them they look good."

Good few here with big arses wouldnt feel it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you play with your belly button too much your arse will fall off"

All the stadiums there are within an area the size of wexford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate makes everything better. Fact."

And women are great parkers ,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are understand of men , well the topic is makey uppy facts?

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

There is a secret Fab Sex Bingo.

First meet of the year people are given out their cards. The First to complete their Bingo gets a free date/meet with a participant of their choice.

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

Meath, Louth border of Monaghan & Naughty,

It's a sure fact of mine a rolling stone won't gather any moss..

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

naas which is South West of Dublin

A large percentage of threads in the lounge are borrowed from the Irish forum….

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

naas which is South West of Dublin

[Removed by poster at 23/11/22 02:01:05]

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"A large percentage of threads in the lounge are borrowed from the Irish forum…."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the single male profiles here are women pretending to be men

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Of course there's cliques

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

All politicians are actually hard workers and secretly all work to a common agenda, but they're just not allowed to make it look like it or the news media will have nothing to post.

It's the media running the world.

The whole world is just a reality show the great media are putting on for the unindicated common people.

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By *aidbacklover2021Man
over a year ago

perth

The contract to re build Hadrians Wall is being discussed in the Scottish Parliament.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is too big

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

They're planning on opening an adults playground in Ireland.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

If you rub toilet paper between your tits every day they'll get much bigger.

Well it works on arses anyway.

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

52% of English population clearly understood the implications of Brexit.

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"52% of English population clearly understood the implications of Brexit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"52% of English population clearly understood the implications of Brexit."

Bahahaha

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By *ind PaddyMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

All the hot women on fab want me. I live in hope

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By *ackkerry102Man
over a year ago

Tralee

"There are 40153 men for every woman on this site "

That could very weel be true

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

In France eggs are sold singularly because one egg is a oeuf

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

Dogs only bark because it would scare the shit out of us if they started talking

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Dogs only bark because it would scare the shit out of us if they started talking

Whats that Lassie....Timmy is stuck down the well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"81% of all forum posts are three people with multiple accounts."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you rub toilet paper between your tits every day they'll get much bigger.

Well it works on arses anyway.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men are Bastards

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By *WC2020Man
over a year ago

Down town

Connecting the jump leads to the wrong nipples could cause her to short circuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women always want a truthful answer when the ask how do I look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men with blank profiles get waaay more attention

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By *ust4funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Moira

Unicorns are made from Chuck Norris tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/11/22 21:19:45]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men with blank profiles get waaay more attention

Really?

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

At least one of ten people you met today are in the Fab lifestyle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marty morrissy is an ugly fecker .

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By *anctify69Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Soup was invented in 1883 by a guy named Arthur Soup. He discovered it while he was trying to drink a chicken

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Captain Birdseye was Santas summer job

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

[Removed by poster at 27/11/22 18:34:09]

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"Marty morrissy is an ugly fecker ."

That's blasphemy

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

If you hold a wallet of 50's over your head and repeat "show me the money" five times

Eddie hobbs will appear and cry with you over the amount of needless shit you buy

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

Gated communities are all home to nudists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of fish is better than fabswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty of fish is better than fabswingers

And your a site supporter here

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Plenty of fish is better than fabswingers

Whats the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty of fish is better than fabswingers

Whats the difference "

I'm not in it bog lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Plenty of fish is better than fabswingers

Whats the difference

I'm not in it bog lol"

Neither am.I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty of fish is better than fabswingers

Whats the difference

I'm not in it bog lol

Neither am.I

Wise man

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By *irthBrooksMan
over a year ago

Ashbourne

Every 9 out of 4 people can't do fractions

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By *inxnmasterCouple
over a year ago

naughty valley

Recent research made evident that fucking whilst walking is possible . However it was also concluded that intercourse becomes awkward after the first steps since women with the skirts up walk faster than men with their pants down

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

While performing oral, men from Cork have the ability to breathe through their ears.....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"While performing oral, men from Cork have the ability to breathe through their ears....."

Sure look half they time they're talking out their arses so that doesn't surprise me

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"While performing oral, men from Cork have the ability to breathe through their ears.....

Sure look half they time they're talking out their arses so that doesn't surprise me

dont be jealous

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

If you're visiting Amsterdam for at least 1 week you are required by law to visit the Red light District and at least watch a show/performance.

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