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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

So last night while watching a mel Gibson film "what women want. " And it got me thinking

What do yas want.? Lol

I've made a short list of what I think yous want with the help of a female fabber.I can confirm she is a female cause I've seen her naked

1. Eat without getting fat

2. Multiple orgasms daily

3. Not to age

4. Enough money to live comfortably without having to work

5. Good health

6. Wide parking spaces

7. A soft seat at all functions

8.Drink handed to you

9.full length mirrors

10.Arse slapped in a pub.

Now if there's anything you men can think off or ladies please feel free to contribute to the tread. Discuss

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

A sense of humour Hardy

I can’t believe that didn’t make the top 10, it must be 11 surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" So last night while watching a mel Gibson film "what women want. " And it got me thinking

What do yas want.? Lol

I've made a short list of what I think yous want with the help of a female fabber.I can confirm she is a female cause I've seen her naked

1. Eat without getting fat

2. Multiple orgasms daily

3. Not to age

4. Enough money to live comfortably without having to work

5. Good health

6. Wide parking spaces

7. A soft seat at all functions

8.Drink handed to you

9.full length mirrors

10.Arse slapped in a pub.

Now if there's anything you men can think off or ladies please feel free to contribute to the tread. Discuss

"

9 out of 10 boxes ticked for me too kid

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Its number 11 lol 12 is the next sale always brings a smile to there face

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Not a bad list Hardy, but as you haven't incorporated a hormonal equilibrium wonder, that list can be shredded to bits with the first mood swing.

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By *errardNo8Man
over a year ago

Galway/Mayo


"Not a bad list Hardy, but as you haven't incorporated a hormonal equilibrium wonder, that list can be shredded to bits with the first mood swing. "

What an answer

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Not a bad list Hardy, but as you haven't incorporated a hormonal equilibrium wonder, that list can be shredded to bits with the first mood swing. "

That would be an ecumenical matter

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

This is like one of those quiz shows

And in our survey of women

The tenth and most popular things on the list was…..

ARSE SLAPPED IN A PUB

Now which of tonight’s contestants chose that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clothes ordered online will always look exactly like the pictures, will always fit and always look bloody gorgeous on.

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere


"Clothes ordered online will always look exactly like the pictures, will always fit and always look bloody gorgeous on."

I'd vote you for president if you could make this happen!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

13. A cook

14. Cleaner

15. Food shopper

16. PA

17. Stylist/personal shopper

18. Make-up artist

19. Hairdresser

20. Dog walker

... for starters. All preferably male, naked and hot AF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"13. A cook

14. Cleaner

15. Food shopper

16. PA

17. Stylist/personal shopper

18. Make-up artist

19. Hairdresser

20. Dog walker

... for starters. All preferably male, naked and hot AF "

Omg I’ll send my fella up too you guys,he’s brilliant at walking the dog lol oh and he can make toast

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

21. Plumber

22. Electrician

23. Carpenter

24. Looks good in snickers pants

25. Can vanish like a genie in a lamp. Generally every 28 days.

26.Once rubbed can return with chocolate, crisps, and chilled wine.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Feck all the above - just give me the genie in the bottle so that the possibility of every wish come true is at my fingertips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck all the above - just give me the genie in the bottle so that the possibility of every wish come true is at my fingertips "

Is it a light 2 fingered gentle stroke ...or a vigorous 4 fingered spit and polish routine,

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Is the wee man in the boat not the genie

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Is the wee man in the boat not the genie "

You'd need the boat in this weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The key to happiness is not getting what you want, it's wanting what you have

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

A snoodie would go down a treat at this moment in time

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Feck all the above - just give me the genie in the bottle so that the possibility of every wish come true is at my fingertips

Is it a light 2 fingered gentle stroke ...or a vigorous 4 fingered spit and polish routine, "

Hey, if it gets me the result I want, I'm willing to work for it - within reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In everything mentioned..a listener is up there , a woman wants a guy who will listen , to how her day was , go on about the one that does fuck all and still gets paid..what will she wear ..what will she cook ... whatever she harps on about .. . anything that they talk about ..they want a person that will listen.

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom


"Clothes ordered online will always look exactly like the pictures, will always fit and always look bloody gorgeous on.

I'd vote you for president if you could make this happen!"

You'd have my vote.

Tired of clothing not fitting, even ones custom ordered to my size.

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

Cuddles.

I am surprised to not see this as a lot of women I met love their cuddles.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"In everything mentioned..a listener is up there , a woman wants a guy who will listen , to how her day was , go on about the one that does fuck all and still gets paid..what will she wear ..what will she cook ... whatever she harps on about .. . anything that they talk about ..they want a person that will listen. "

She has to cook?!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Cuddles.

I am surprised to not see this as a lot of women I met love their cuddles."

That's what the dog is for

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

east suburbs

But if if the women get all they want on the list, whatever will they complain about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But if if the women get all they want on the list, whatever will they complain about?"

They’ll find something………

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Popcorn please

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"But if if the women get all they want on the list, whatever will they complain about?

They’ll find something……… "

Duh... obviously

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"13. A cook

14. Cleaner

15. Food shopper

16. PA

17. Stylist/personal shopper

18. Make-up artist

19. Hairdresser

20. Dog walker

... for starters. All preferably male, naked and hot AF

Omg I’ll send my fella up too you guys,he’s brilliant at walking the dog lol oh and he can make toast "

All this and still keep fit ??

Jeasus

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"The key to happiness is not getting what you want, it's wanting what you have "

Depends on what you have

What if all you have is the clap ???

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By *oudicaWoman
over a year ago

Kilkenny

If this is a fantasy list, can I please have an unending supply of 5 inch heels that I can dance in for hours without a twinge of pain.

And Hardy if you can sort that then a LOT of people on this site would be eternally grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all just moo really as women themselves don't know what they want and then they finally figure it out but change their mind again but we guys still love them for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The key to happiness is not getting what you want, it's wanting what you have

Depends on what you have

What if all you have is the clap ??? "

Then I suggest you visit the clinic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all just moo really as women themselves don't know what they want and then they finally figure it out but change their mind again but we guys still love them for it"

I know what I want

Saying what I want intimidates and scares guys on here

Most want a widdle gurl to feel masterful over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In everything mentioned..a listener is up there , a woman wants a guy who will listen , to how her day was , go on about the one that does fuck all and still gets paid..what will she wear ..what will she cook ... whatever she harps on about .. . anything that they talk about ..they want a person that will listen.

She has to cook?! "

For two ..yes ...she's hardly gonna cook for one..and she gets loads of help from me of course , a person can't be self centered in a situation like that ...it's like fucking a woman ..a guy can't be all about himself..of course the female has to be considered in every way and her needs taken care of ..I thought you knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah go on so .... give us a little share so

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom


"It's all just moo really as women themselves don't know what they want and then they finally figure it out but change their mind again but we guys still love them for it

I know what I want

Saying what I want intimidates and scares guys on here

Most want a widdle gurl to feel masterful over "

Ah so you were the one referred by fearful males.

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