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"Wait a minute, women fart? This is news to me ![]() wow never knew that ![]() | |||
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"Wait a minute, women fart? This is news to me ![]() ![]() Learn something new every day ![]() | |||
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"No they don't. They purr ![]() Aw bless, still trying to lighten the fact ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No, they break wind…… ![]() ![]() ![]() I must be ancient so ![]() | |||
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"I’m pretty easy going but personally I’d probably prefer a little mystery in any relationship, like a line between no.1’s and no.2’s. Long live romance….. ![]() And once the lines are blurred, romance is dead ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Reminds me of that old Billy Connolly joke about how women can't keep secrets and also how women don't fart, they're able to keep it in. So of you want her to keep a secret...whisper it up her arse!" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m pretty easy going but personally I’d probably prefer a little mystery in any relationship, like a line between no.1’s and no.2’s. Long live romance….. ![]() ![]() ![]() When you're married and have kids, there are no lines. Romance says he! ![]() | |||
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"Very interesting post Op I've no problem being in a shower and the other person needs to pee in the toilet because lets face it she's just sitting down anyway so no issue's there However I've never used the toilet in a hotel room while someone else is in the room. I always head to the reception toilet and use it and usually use the excuse I need something from my car Its the first thing I check on when I book into a hotel ..exactly where are the toilets Its amazing how normal body functions are too embarrassing to discuss and yet we're meant to discuss everything else and share body fluids As for farting ...hold it in..use the bathroom to pee and fart while flushing ....is that not what everyone does ![]() Thank you - oddly nobody has answered my questions. I wonder why ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m pretty easy going but personally I’d probably prefer a little mystery in any relationship, like a line between no.1’s and no.2’s. Long live romance….. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And that was my experience in my marriage too...but since then I've had different experiences in other relationships since, which were more short lived (did I drive them away?! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Very interesting post Op I've no problem being in a shower and the other person needs to pee in the toilet because lets face it she's just sitting down anyway so no issue's there However I've never used the toilet in a hotel room while someone else is in the room. I always head to the reception toilet and use it and usually use the excuse I need something from my car Its the first thing I check on when I book into a hotel ..exactly where are the toilets Its amazing how normal body functions are too embarrassing to discuss and yet we're meant to discuss everything else and share body fluids As for farting ...hold it in..use the bathroom to pee and fart while flushing ....is that not what everyone does ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This is the problem with hotel rooms ....which is why I head to reception | |||
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"Very interesting post Op I've no problem being in a shower and the other person needs to pee in the toilet because lets face it she's just sitting down anyway so no issue's there However I've never used the toilet in a hotel room while someone else is in the room. I always head to the reception toilet and use it and usually use the excuse I need something from my car Its the first thing I check on when I book into a hotel ..exactly where are the toilets Its amazing how normal body functions are too embarrassing to discuss and yet we're meant to discuss everything else and share body fluids As for farting ...hold it in..use the bathroom to pee and fart while flushing ....is that not what everyone does ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now, try and find a solution for a house with only one bathroom ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well as ypu have said when you have small kids privacy goes out the window In my old house the kids just burst into the loo no matter who was in the shower and a locked door just didnt happen Having a shower with a small child child sitting on the pot singing or asking questions was a regular occurrence ![]() Yeah, certainly with children - them were the times ![]() | |||
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"I've no issue with the wee pee but I certainly draw the line at no 2. Only behind closed doors regardless of relationship. I can blend out the noises but I don't need to witness it with my eyes nor do I need to display it when it's my turn. It's a necessary act but not one to share imo. I understand with small kids this is different, but that just applies for the kids. I believe it is possible to maintain a parent's pooing integrity even through the having young kids stage. " I like the term "pooing integrity" ![]() | |||
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"With small kids, who follow you everywhere, and the dog follows them, there is no privacy, until they get a bit older. Its a cultural thing as well, farting publicly is ok in some cultures , but not in others. I find it embarrassing to use an ensuite loo, just beside my sleeping partner in the bed. My version of the dawn chorus will definitely wake her up. So, to answer your questions. I do my best not go fart in public(but in a crowded pub its ok) I prefer my morning ablutions to be private. Im ok peeing in a public place(behind a tree), or with a partner peeing while i shower, shave etc. My only confusion might be when out walking in the countryside with a friend. She needs to pee.. Do i stay with her and carry on our conversation, or keep lookout, or walk on...? " I must remember "dawn chorus" for my vocabulary too ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m pretty easy going but personally I’d probably prefer a little mystery in any relationship, like a line between no.1’s and no.2’s. Long live romance….. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m single now…. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I draw the line at no.2. It's smelly and messy. I don't find anything sexy about it. I'm very turned on watching women pee. I love the sight and sound of it. There's no time limit for this in my case. I'd gladly meet a lady for the first time just to watch and listen to her pee. " It's not sexy...but it's a necessity which, depending on circumstances, may be inevitable to be done so discreetly that you know nothing about it...I suppose my question was more about the behaviour/emotions it provokes. Can you laugh it off using humour, are you grossed out and show it, or is it silently ignored? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m pretty easy going but personally I’d probably prefer a little mystery in any relationship, like a line between no.1’s and no.2’s. Long live romance….. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Do you want me to put an advert out for you? ![]() | |||
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"I’m pretty easy going but personally I’d probably prefer a little mystery in any relationship, like a line between no.1’s and no.2’s. Long live romance….. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pimp…… ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m pretty easy going but personally I’d probably prefer a little mystery in any relationship, like a line between no.1’s and no.2’s. Long live romance….. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll give you a good rate ![]() | |||
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"I’m pretty easy going but personally I’d probably prefer a little mystery in any relationship, like a line between no.1’s and no.2’s. Long live romance….. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Will work for food…. | |||
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"I’m pretty easy going but personally I’d probably prefer a little mystery in any relationship, like a line between no.1’s and no.2’s. Long live romance….. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My menu in that department might be lacking (based on feedback from my children) ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m pretty easy going but personally I’d probably prefer a little mystery in any relationship, like a line between no.1’s and no.2’s. Long live romance….. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Will work for M&M’s…… ![]() | |||
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"I draw the line at no.2. It's smelly and messy. I don't find anything sexy about it. I'm very turned on watching women pee. I love the sight and sound of it. There's no time limit for this in my case. I'd gladly meet a lady for the first time just to watch and listen to her pee. It's not sexy...but it's a necessity which, depending on circumstances, may be inevitable to be done so discreetly that you know nothing about it...I suppose my question was more about the behaviour/emotions it provokes. Can you laugh it off using humour, are you grossed out and show it, or is it silently ignored? ![]() ![]() ![]() I reckon I'd laugh it off but the situation might demand that I silently ignore it. I definitely wouldn't be grossed out by it. | |||
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"In as so far as it is possible, it would be ideal if the pair of you had separate bedrooms, ensuites and a shared bathroom for relaxing. I believe unfortunately it is human nature to have familiarity grow into contempt - so some physical distance helps." I'm not quite sure how you managed to interpret that into my posts ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Every days a school day . " What did you learn today? ![]() | |||
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"Not until one of us needs a diaper again thanks " Are both of you willing to this for the other? I've just been told I'm welcome to change his but he's not going anywhere near mine - looks like I still have my work cut out for me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Unless she's in the pushing stage of labour... I don't wanna be in the same room as a girl pooping ![]() Thankfully that didn't happen to me ![]() | |||
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"Unless she's in the pushing stage of labour... I don't wanna be in the same room as a girl pooping ![]() ![]() We had that and projectile vomiting but it wasnt about me ![]() | |||
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