FabSwingers.com forum: Hes or shes a ten but....

By *ittlekinks38 OP Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

Just for laughs made it up all by myself I did! I swear haha

So basically he or she looks like a ten out of ten but....

I'll go first he's a ten but he's shorter than me ??

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

He’s a 10 but wears crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a ten...but she really knows it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is a 10 but can’t meet at the drop of a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a 10 but has fucked all of fab

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

There a ten but they smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s an 8 but has eyes only for me…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a ten but neither of us can accomm

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By *ittlemisspumpkinWoman
over a year ago

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

He's a 10 but from Cork.. Minus 9

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By *ittlemisspumpkinWoman
over a year ago

Hes a 10 but only messages when he wants something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a 10 but is bitchy to other women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she's a total 10 but blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes a ten and for all the reasons above lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a 10 but chases unsavoury choices

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Hes a ten,but it's out of 20.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

She's a ten but far to high maintenance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she's a 10, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy...."

Thank you Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s a 10 but wants to meet other 10

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

North Cork

She's a 10 but she won't take any shit

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

He's a ten but sends fancy a fuck mails.

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By *ub23Man
over a year ago

wandering

She’s s 10 but is no crack

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Hes a definite 10 but a short ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a 10 but has terrible dress sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a 10 but has terrible dress sense"

he's a 10 but she's unreal xx

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

They're a 10.....between them

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By *ay1010Man
over a year ago

Dromore

She's a 10 but her personal hygiene is a 0 ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're a 10.....between them

That'd do me

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By *uckypuppy007Woman
over a year ago

dublin

he's a ten but he's my da

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He swears he can't see it himself... but to her he's a 10 + interest

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

She's a ten....why in the name of jebus would she meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a 10 but to herself, she's a 12.

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

She's a 10 but thinks Fab gives a shit about her bitchy statuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She thinks she's maybe a 5 on a good day.

Under the gaze and the hands of the right guy she's a full-blooming 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a 10 bud she wouldn't look twice at me

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

North Cork

She's a 10 but enough of the new pic every single day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a 10 but you're d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a 10.. absolutely beautiful in everyway.. but she's married or attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he's a ten but he's my da

Lovee it

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

She’s a ten, but she burns the toast a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're a 10 but we all know nobody's perfect

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

She's a 10 butt.

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's a 10 butt. "

He's a 10 but can't afford a shirt that fits

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By *hostheman1972Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"She's a 10 butt.

He's a 10 but can't afford a shirt that fits

A super 10 but doesn't meet guys

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

She's a 10 but its the page number of a lingerie catalogue that she borrowed the photo from

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Hes a 10 but the clique is only looking for 8's this week

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By *anillabelliniCouple
over a year ago

limerick

She’s a 10 but she’s looking for a 20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a 10 but struggles to count that high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a 10 but he eats pizza with a fork

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

North Cork

Hey there's nothing wrong with knifing and forking a pizza

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

North Cork

She's a ten but licks my plate

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

He’s a 10 but is the resident white knight

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

I'm a ten, does it make a difference ?

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

He's a nine, because if he was a ten there wouldn't be a but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a ten but he sprinkles when he tinkles and he never wipes the seat

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Shes a ten but she ate my yorkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a ten but he hates cats...

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

North Cork

"Shes a ten but she ate my yorkie"

Sorry to have to break it to ya mate, but it sounds like she's a he. Bullet, dodge phew

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

I’m a ten, but it depends where you measure from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s a ten but he’s sensitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these negatives seem acceptable to me

Except the Yorkie...you'd both be sol for that one

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By *londy84Man
over a year ago

Scotstown

She's a 10 but he is 0.1

Or the other way around

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By *ickyAthleticMan
over a year ago

Galway

She'a a 10 but doesn't give blowjobs..

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

He is a 10 , but prefers mature muff

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By *ickvanwinkleMan
over a year ago

belfast

Shes a ten. But turns out to be a bloke.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Hes a ten but allowed out after 7 for good behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hes a ten but allowed out after 7 for good behaviour "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a 10 but chews with his mouth open

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Shes a 10 but has a ankle bracelet giving to her by a judge

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She's a ten but only out of 100

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

North Cork

"He's a 10 but chews with his mouth open"

Oh no no no. Total deal braker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a 10 but left the labels on the soles of her new stilettos

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

North Cork

She's a 10 but broke her ankle after falling over cause she didn't remove the sticker from her stilettos. Rookie mistake right there

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By *4guy1Man
over a year ago

Dublin

She’s a ten, but lives soooooo far away….

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

She is a 10, but has all males blocked......

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

She's a 10 but I have to keep reminding her of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a 10 but so is his IQ

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

She's a 10 but I thought she had a 36B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes a 10 but I'm a 50

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte

She’s a 10….. but has bad breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s a 10 but 10+ years younger

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By *c56Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

She’s an 8 who acts like a 6 thinks she’s a 4 but she fucks like a 10

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

She's a ten....inch strap on

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte

"She's a ten....inch strap on

In the words of Fr. Ted, Down with this sort of thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She thinks she's a 12 but says "who sir, me sir? oh I'm a little ole 5" so that they'll say "honey no! you're a stone cold 10/10" Which all makes her a hustler....boys you been played

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By *c56Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

"She thinks she's a 12 but says "who sir, me sir? oh I'm a little ole 5" so that they'll say "honey no! you're a stone cold 10/10" Which all makes her a hustler....boys you been played

As always Silly Boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's a ten....inch strap on

In the words of Fr. Ted, Down with this sort of thing!"

Careful now

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

When they look like a ten and think that’s the most important category……

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

She's a 10 but hasn't cut her toenails in 5 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes a 10 but she carried the 1 wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes a 10 but dont want smokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a 10 but hates sports

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By *hilaboutMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

Shes a 10 plus but i imagine outta my lge

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By *rbig120Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

She's a 10 but can't count to 10

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By *rinny4321Couple
over a year ago

LISBURN

He's a 10 but tells porkie pies

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By *londy84Man
over a year ago

Scotstown

"She thinks she's a 12 but says "who sir, me sir? oh I'm a little ole 5" so that they'll say "honey no! you're a stone cold 10/10" Which all makes her a hustler....boys you been played

It doesn't really matter what she's or him thinking it's about what's in front of u.

And it's never 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She thinks she's a 12 but says "who sir, me sir? oh I'm a little ole 5" so that they'll say "honey no! you're a stone cold 10/10" Which all makes her a hustler....boys you been played

It doesn't really matter what she's or him thinking it's about what's in front of u.

And it's never 10

I'd never trust a supposed 10, just not honest or real.

I'd be waiting for the other shoe to drop and for them to show their ass eventually.

Cynical? Yes

Happy to be proved wrong? Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are a ten but act like it makes them better than people.

They are a ten but get so many messages they'd never see yours.

They are a ten but want bank details.

They are a ten but are not even photo verified...

They are a ten but spend the social looking at their phone.

They are a ten but fuck like a one.

They are a ten but send one word messages.

They are a ten but only in their own minds.

Hmmm think I am out of ideas.

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"They are a ten but act like it makes them better than people.

They are a ten but get so many messages they'd never see yours.

They are a ten but want bank details.

They are a ten but are not even photo verified...

They are a ten but spend the social looking at their phone.

They are a ten but fuck like a one.

They are a ten but send one word messages.

They are a ten but only in their own minds.

Hmmm think I am out of ideas.

Spot on. This just sum it up precisely.

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

Could I just add:

She is a 10 with the confidence of a 2. Or

She is a 10 but cynical. Or

She is a 10 but an outright bigot and racist.

She is a 10 but her husband is a kunt.

She is a 10 with the big head and the unjustified pseudo fab confidence of a 300, ewwwww, yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filter thread incoming me'thinks

Out

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

They’re a 10 but take every lighthearted forum post too fuckin seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're a 10 but bitter AF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I say OUT? I meant IN

Well, when I say IN I mean front row not on the actual stage

& I've brought popcorn this time

And my trusty body armour

Coz this is getting feisty

As you were....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I just add:

She is a 10 with the confidence of a 2. Or

She is a 10 but cynical. Or

She is a 10 but an outright bigot and racist.

She is a 10 but her husband is a kunt.

She is a 10 with the big head and the unjustified pseudo fab confidence of a 300, ewwwww, yuk."

Oh my, you need a hug

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"Could I just add:

She is a 10 with the confidence of a 2. Or

She is a 10 but cynical. Or

She is a 10 but an outright bigot and racist.

She is a 10 but her husband is a kunt.

She is a 10 with the big head and the unjustified pseudo fab confidence of a 300, ewwwww, yuk.

Oh my, you need a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was only light hearted stuff in the vein of the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was only light hearted stuff in the vein of the thread

Have some popcorn, there's plenty

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

North Cork

She's a ten but bless her she's a royal pain in the holy cow did you see that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chews faster...

YES! Yes, I saw it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she's a 10 but too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're a 10, but only believes in binary.

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By *anandJCouple
over a year ago

Citywest

She thinks she’s ain’t 10 at all, but with my camera, light and skills I can prove her wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He says I’m a 10 but…...why is there always a but

Butt?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

He's a 10...but doggy with me has put his back out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a 10, but she's broken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a 10 but he thinks my mum is hotter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She ia a ten

But her freind is a 11

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"He's a 10...but doggy with me has put his back out

Four words….

Reverse cowgirl, you’re welcome….

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"He's a 10...but doggy with me has put his back out

Four words….

Reverse cowgirl, you’re welcome….

That position doesn't even come close

. I'll have to find me another 10 - anyone know one, without flaws?

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte

She’s a 10 but she’s a pillow princess

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"He's a 10...but doggy with me has put his back out

Four words….

Reverse cowgirl, you’re welcome….

That position doesn't even come close

. "

Sorry, but it’s a health and safety matter at this stage….

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"He's a 10...but doggy with me has put his back out

Four words….

Reverse cowgirl, you’re welcome….

That position doesn't even come close

Sorry, but it’s a health and safety matter at this stage….

He's a 10 but his shirts are always wet

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're a 10 but they're wishy-washy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s a 10…..but she knows it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a 10 but uses textspeak

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By *aspberryripple69Man
over a year ago

dublin

She’s a 10 but has big hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s a 10 but wears crocs "

Crocs are a sign of true confidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s a 10 but wears crocs

Crocs are a sign of true confidence. "

Confidence in what though.... the chance of rain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s a 10 but wears crocs

Crocs are a sign of true confidence.

Confidence in what though.... the chance of rain?

People who wear crocs live a life free of our judgement and eternal bliss. They’re not bogged down by the issues of regular people like us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a ten but doesn't like anal

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"He's a 10...but doggy with me has put his back out

Four words….

Reverse cowgirl, you’re welcome….

That position doesn't even come close

Sorry, but it’s a health and safety matter at this stage….

He's a 10 but his shirts are always wet

B x"

She’s a 10 but doesn’t realise the benefits to the environment of combining washing jobs……

Dishes/cups not recommended, Tupperware if fine…..

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