FabSwingers.com forum: Not Meeting Joke thread

By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

Why aren’t you meeting ?

Fun answers only

Social distancing in my case

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

The dog ate my swing phone

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"From the lounge

Why aren’t you meeting ?

Fun answers only

Social distancing in my case "

That's all right - I'll keep my infestation to myself

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"From the lounge

Why aren’t you meeting ?

Fun answers only

Social distancing in my case

That's all right - I'll keep my infestation to myself

Its too cold in her shed

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

I'm too busy disappointing women who thought they would be in their new house by xmas than to be disappointing women on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting on the tide to go out

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By *ub23Man
over a year ago

wandering

Sick of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive turned celibate

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

My left baby toe hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We work for Sydney University

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"From the lounge

Why aren’t you meeting ?

Fun answers only

Social distancing in my case

That's all right - I'll keep my infestation to myself

Its too cold in her shed "

But sure you'd keep me warm

and fed... with donuts, I might just change my mind and share the infestation after all

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"We work for Sydney University "

Do they not give time off

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ive turned celibate

And joined the priesthood?

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By *ub23Man
over a year ago

wandering

"We work for Sydney University "

Would it not be good for research

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Sick of sex

Or sick from it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive turned celibate

And joined the priesthood?

I might have well joined the priesthood

But id say i could find a priests outfit if required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've returned to the convent.

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Hope you dont get a bad habit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His wife won't let him come out to play

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

I'm washing my beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've returned to the convent."

Im joining the priesthood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm washing my beard "

Im growing mine

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

A cow stepped on my foot and it’s sore

I forgot my cousin is getting married today

(If only those two were jokes . Actually they’re reasons people gave for not turning up)

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By *alwayVixenWoman
over a year ago

Galway

I’m waiting to find the perfect priest.

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

They've taken the roads in...

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

"They've taken the roads in..."

The west half of the island just floated off

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

My barber made a hames of my hair and I can’t be seen in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The traffic lights in Leitrim aren't working

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By *iamondJoeQuimbyMan
over a year ago

Navan

My Granny fell out the window.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"I’m waiting to find the perfect priest."

Bless you….

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

Did ya see the feckin price of petrol this morning

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"My barber made a hames of my hair and I can’t be seen in public "

Put a hat on

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

My chocolate car melted ive no way to travel

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

In the middle of baking a cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't tonight I'm cutting the grass with a scissors feck the petrol lawnmower

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By *onnieBMan
over a year ago

in the middle of

I left the immersion on

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I'm washing my hair

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"I left the immersion on"

It's ok ye got your €200 credit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to walk my goldfish

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By *ind PaddyMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

I'm just not feeling up to it at the moment

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Im waiting on my pension before I can buy you a coffee and a donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've still got the rash.....

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

The wind blew my lingerie off the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m invisible apparently

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Two left feet and ugly shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wind blew my lingerie off the line "
that was me not the wind

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

"The wind blew my lingerie off the line that was me not the wind

Pic of proof or it didnt happen

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By *ustaniceguyMan
over a year ago

find out…

Still waiting on a reply

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Two left feet and ugly shoes. "

Erin Brockovich, it it really you?…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wind blew my lingerie off the line that was me not the wind

Pic of proof or it didnt happen

I'm hardly gonna incriminate myself even more now am I

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"Two left feet and ugly shoes.

Erin Brockovich, it it really you?…..

How'd you know....

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Two left feet and ugly shoes.

Erin Brockovich, it it really you?…..

How'd you know.... "

Lucky guess…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an "R" in the month

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"There's an "R" in the month"

Waits patiently for May

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Can’t find the razor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've returned to the convent."
I'm Cumming to get you xxx

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The traffic lights in Leitrim aren't working "

Are there traffic lights in Leitrim

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman
over a year ago

Behind The Bales

I have to be back in the convent by 6 before the gates are locked

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

My temporary release had ended….

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By *ngel and EvilCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Cause i remembered im a good girl on mondays

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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

I'm polishing my hard wood...

... table tonight!

Then I'm going to play with woody and buzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've returned to the convent."
nuns out fit….mmm

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By *ool CowboyMan
over a year ago

Tralee

Still saying my Hail Mary's

and Our Father's ??

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

Am no ones cuppa tea and that's ok cause no ones mine either

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I am only into making love and fab ain’t the right place for that

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

"I've returned to the convent."

Ñuns on the run

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

I'm still handcuffed to my last meet's bed.......help.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

We only wanted to meet half the site and we have

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

The ants are back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We only wanted to meet half the site and we have

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

city

Cause I couldn't find one in the lounge

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Need to open a fab account

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By *ickyAthleticMan
over a year ago

Galway

My bed is currently under repair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause iv ready dropped more boxers than Mike Tyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause iv been fingered more times than David Attenboroughs passport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because at the moment it's like opening the window and shagging the night

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

My manager said "No, I need you here", lol.

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By *ddies Rock HardMan
over a year ago

athlone

Caught me Micky in my zip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m doing an extended Lent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think its my decision to not meet anybody haha. I actually find it really hard to meet people. Maybe I have the worst luck ? Just find it so hard ! So I go through long periods of not meeting and not by choice haha.

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Can’t find a car parking space

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