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how to cook your turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go buy a turkey

Take a drink of vodka

Put turkey in the oven

Take another 2 drinks of vodka

Set the degree at 375 ovens

Take 3 more vodka,s of drink

Turn oven the on

Take 4 whisks of drinky

Turk the bastey

vodka another bottle of get

Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Glass yourself a pour of vodka

Bake the volka for 4 hours

Take the oven out of the turkey

Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Turk the carvey

Get yourself another scottle of wodka

Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or alternatively invite me over to do the cooking all i ask is a sexual favour of my choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"or alternatively invite me over to do the cooking all i ask is a sexual favour of my choice "

typical man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or alternatively invite me over to do the cooking all i ask is a sexual favour of my choice

typical man lol "

ty i will help you cook your turkey and not ask for anything in return

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"or alternatively invite me over to do the cooking all i ask is a sexual favour of my choice

typical man lol

ty i will help you cook your turkey and not ask for anything in return "

mizz your my kinda girl if i was that way inclined lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know how to cool a turkey but I'm very good at choking the chicken lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know how to cool a turkey but I'm very good at choking the chicken lol"
lmao sure aren't most fellas lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't know how to cool a turkey but I'm very good at choking the chicken lol"

aye use all deserve gold medals for doin that well lol

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