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By *tsyourpleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

your dreams

What is the one liners/saying you heard frowning up but rarely hear them now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy face - "If the wind changes you'll stay like that"

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

You'll eat what you're given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money doesn't grow on trees you know ( it's true actually..it doesn't )

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Get over there and change the bloody channel

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Is the immersion off

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

..

curiosity killed the cat..

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By *ind PaddyMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Up the fat women's ass in Moore st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away and take your face for a shite

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

On the bus to the conductor

Go ahead

In Henry street at christmas

Wrapping paper 5 sheets for 20 pence

Get the last of the cheeky s

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By *ind PaddyMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

You are not too old to get the back of my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll catch your death going out in that!!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

You’ll get the wooden spoon if you don’t stop

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Wise the bap wee lad

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Up the bum no harm done, up the fanny your mammys a granny

We were classy kids

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You're a geg!

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

With a face like that you would stop a clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don’t eat your veggies you’ll go blind

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

If you fall out of that tree and break your legs, don't come running to me!

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol


"Wise the bap wee lad

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What ??? Translation please. MsF

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Have you change for the public telephone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I only got 3 days charge out of my Nokia this time battery must be going

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Face on ya for snagging turnips

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Just you wait till your dad gets home

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Come here and I'll clean your face ya mucky pup.....spits onto hanky to wipe said face

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Because you have to go to mass...now get up out of that bed

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

'If you're friend jumped off a cliff would you?'

Find myself saying alot of these things myself these days, turning into my mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'If you're friend jumped off a cliff would you?'

Find myself saying alot of these things myself these days, turning into my mother "

Have you come out with "well, when I was your age" yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come over here right now, and I'll bate ya"

Lee

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I’ll just rewind the video before returning it to the video library

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By *itginger101Man
over a year ago

Termonfeckin

Did you get some furry burger last weekend?

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By *iscreet Suck n GoMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You couldn't beat it with a big stick.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I don't mind kissing but I hate that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse of a man if he had tail

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

He's like a dog chasing after a car; if he catches it, he won't have a clue what to do with it!

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

I got a blue

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Get up the yard...the smell of Benjy off ya

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Did ya bog the jennet last night??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t come running to me if you break your leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at your man he’s like a dog with two mickeys……doesn’t know which one to lick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask what’s for dinner

“Shit with sugar on it!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eaniexMan
over a year ago

dublin

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I go after ya, I'll follow ya

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

As brown as a berry

I wouldn't throw him out of bed for eating crisps

B x

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

When I was a kid, I used to ask my mum how was I going to get to the hurling match. Her answer would always be... Stick a feather up your arse and Fly.

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By *ub23Man
over a year ago

wandering

Good from far, far from good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

If you die with a face like that nobody will wash ye.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Will ya go with me

I'd eat chips out of her knickers

Do you want the ware

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Sixth Tele (Belfast City Centre edition)

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By *acob12369Man
over a year ago

URPANTS

Mmm shes some beour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'd sicking your shit

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

I got the shift

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Wise the bap wee lad

What ??? Translation please. MsF "

A nordy phrase. Catch yourself on lol

It means please come to your senses

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By *ind PaddyMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Did you get a shift last night were you swapping spits.

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

He/she bangs like a jacks door in a gale wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not as green as your cabbage looking...

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Moy

Get off the internet I need to use the phone

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By *amien9010Man
over a year ago

ashbourne

Grab your coat you’ve pulled !! M to f

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By *oodieMan
over a year ago

Mayo

You'll be going on until you won't be going on

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Who said mass?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Don't throw away that newspaper cos I haven't read the death notices yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a quare name but great schtuff

L

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take that puss off your face

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"It's a quare name but great schtuff

L"

Whats the feckin ad Lee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a quare name but great schtuff

L

Whats the feckin ad Lee "

Ah BM, ffs, I'm disappointed in you. It was an ad for dairy farmers for a fly repellent ointment called Cheno Unction

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

He’d step in sh*te & still come up smelling of roses

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

The most romantic chat up line ever,

Would you like to be buried with my people?

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