With the villagers trying their best to forget their troubles for one night there is a gentle atmosphere in Fabonia that hasn't been felt since before the undead descended upon the land...
All Hallows' Eve has brought everyone together... With Beard and Boobs dressed as Mario and Luigi offering free moustache rides to anyone who fancies one. Seanbelfast has drawn the short straw in sitting as victim for the village dunk tank with ENMGuy2 baying for revenge after Sean's fruit loaf left him expelling, in his own words, "rusty water" for a week...
Cutting the festivities short, Chieftainess Wendi addresses the villagers with the result of tonight's vote...
"StardogChampion...come forth... It is your time"
As the villagers look around the square in search of their loveable local gigolo, it's hard to recognise anyone in their costumes...
"I think that's him over there... The one in that funny fairy costume, you know where it looks like you're piggybacking a fairy"
"... I don't think that's a costume to be fair"
"Star!! Get off and out of that sprite and get up here!!"
Pulling his pants back up, StardogChampion stands in front of his fellow villagers a little flustered but nonetheless knowing that his commitment to Fabonia is about to be tested...
"Take a seat..." decrees Chieftainess Wendi
Sitting down, StardogChampion sees Lollypop9 approach her with cuffs...
"Well slap my ass and call be Daphne, is it my 4:30pm Tuesday already!?"
Placing his hands in the restraints and around the arms of the chair, Star didn't know in this moment whether to pee his pants or orgasm... In the end he did both...
"Star... For your test... You must sit... and listen to music!!"
"Is that it? Is this a test or wet dream?"
"... Christmas music!!"
"... You diabolical bastards!!"
"If you can withstand Wham, the Pogues, East17 and Shakin' Stevens without bursting from your restraints a creature of the undead... Then we'll be sure you're one of us!"
"C'mon! Of all the people here I don't mind a little pegging! I knock that out every Wednesday morning, don't I Magic97!"
"Oi! You promised be that's confidential!"
Bringing in the speaker and blasting 'Fairytale of New York' at the highest volume, Star white knuckles his way through the first verse with the veins in his forehead ready to explode...
"He's red like a strawberry!... I think he's gonna crack!!"
With his blood boiling as George Michael serenades him, his eyes seem to almost bulge from his head... The muscles in his arms pulsing as he tries to rip his way out of his restraints...
"He's gonna do it... He's gonna turn!!" shouts Lollypop9
As the villagers themselves cover their ears but can't avert their eyes... They lean in closer as the sight of StardogChampion fighting tooth and nail to stop Slade from singing...
Pressure building.... Muscles flexing... Blood pumping... Star lets out an almighty scream!!! With that... His head explodes!!!
".... Well slap my ass and call me Barbara, his head exploded!"
"Too soon, Bog-Man, too soon"
Collapsing to the ground, a headless hunk, the villagers see that he would rather spontaneously combust than listen to Christmas music.... If he could have transformed... He would have. They resign themselves to the fact he was nothing more than a noble Fabonian...
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A full moon escapes from the night's dark clouds... Thunder strikes... The lights go out... |
Thanks for everyone who joined in and made it what it was!
Hope you all enjoyed it even half as much as I did! Special thanks to MsF for her support and listening to my silliness over the last week!
Long live Fabonia!! 
Next time.....peeps be listening to Flutters 
B&B....bloody knew it lol
