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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Have you recently mislaid a friend or five?

Have you lost a miss you laid?

Do you have a gap that needs filling or a cracked plate in need of attention?

Sounds like a case for Ace Ventura Friend Defective.

This is your space to negotiate their safe return or demand proof of life. (A pulse).

We also operate a friend laundering service where requests are given a quick rinse, a rub with a damp cloth and hung out to dry.

First cum first served.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I seem to have lost a few marbles recently by any chance are they in the lost and found box too?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I seem to have lost a few marbles recently by any chance are they in the lost and found box too?"

It's full of shiny baubles if you like a rummage?

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

I've lost my dignity lately any sign of that..

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I seem to have lost a few marbles recently by any chance are they in the lost and found box too?

It's full of shiny baubles if you like a rummage?"

Who doesn’t love a rummage

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms - who's the guilty fecker?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms - who's the guilty fecker? "

It's like Game of Thrones with the Murrie family trying to reclaim their rightful heritage.

Peanut M's just don't have the same ring to them.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms - who's the guilty fecker?

It's like Game of Thrones with the Murrie family trying to reclaim their rightful heritage.

Peanut M's just don't have the same ring to them. "

Never watched Game of Thrones so that analogy is utterly lost on me - just like the M& Ms (where's that feckin' crying emoji?!)

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms - who's the guilty fecker? "

It was the trick or treaters. They said your too mean so they took them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms - who's the guilty fecker? "

Guilty as charged replaced with smarties tho

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol


"I've lost my dignity lately any sign of that.."

Theres a whole extra section for Fabbers dignity and it requires a psychologist consultation before reclaim I think its probably not worth going back for lol

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I've lost my dignity lately any sign of that.."

What sort of ship was it?

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog


"I've lost my dignity lately any sign of that..

What sort of ship was it? "

A sinking one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've lost my dignity lately any sign of that..

What sort of ship was it?

A sinking one "

Grab the lifebuoy I threw ya don't want ya going down, oh wait yes I do but not with the ship

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I've lost my dignity lately any sign of that..

What sort of ship was it? "

Underrated song that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've lost my dignity lately any sign of that..

What sort of ship was it?

Underrated song that one "

They've had a few songs very underated

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms - who's the guilty fecker?

It was the trick or treaters. They said your too mean so they took them all "

They came early - I wasn't prepared

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms - who's the guilty fecker?

Guilty as charged replaced with smarties tho "

They must be down your pants - something's weighing them down anywhoo

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms - who's the guilty fecker?

It was the trick or treaters. They said your too mean so they took them all

They came early - I wasn't prepared "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms - who's the guilty fecker?

Guilty as charged replaced with smarties tho

They must be down your pants - something's weighing them down anywhoo "

No chocolate on those nuts

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms - who's the guilty fecker?

It was the trick or treaters. They said your too mean so they took them all

They came early - I wasn't prepared "

You’d never have made it in the Girl Scouts

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By *olouWoman
over a year ago

Swords

I lose everything everywhere everyday so just return anything I've left behind lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I lose everything everywhere everyday so just return anything I've left behind lol"

Handbags,eyelashes,

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By *olouWoman
over a year ago

Swords


"I lose everything everywhere everyday so just return anything I've left behind lol

Handbags,eyelashes,"
Bras and knickers have been handed in as well lol

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I seem to have lost my ability to sleep well at night maybe I need a friend to cuddle up to it might help

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I seem to have lost my ability to sleep well at night maybe I need a friend to cuddle up to it might help "

My minions are busy so I'll deal with this one personally

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I seem to have lost my ability to sleep well at night maybe I need a friend to cuddle up to it might help

My minions are busy so I'll deal with this one personally "

Oh I like the sound of that I'll leave the door unlocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the one

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