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By *oody Bond OP   Man
over a year ago

Sligo

Where was the worst place you ever got a random boner?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

There's a long story to it, and maybe it wasn't quite as random as it sounds at first but while visiting my GP, A female doctor, while she was examining my equipment.

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By *onderfulTongueDubMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Getting my hair trimmed years ago by a busty brunette, but she was definitely more friendly than flirty so I just tried to hide it.

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By *oody Bond OP   Man
over a year ago

Sligo

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Getting physio on my groin during my Gaa days, it was an attractive female physio...she literally popped a towel over it and said down boy and gave me a wink!! Talk about being embarrassed.

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By *oody Bond OP   Man
over a year ago

Sligo


"There's a long story to it, and maybe it wasn't quite as random as it sounds at first but while visiting my GP, A female doctor, while she was examining my equipment. "

I'd say female doctors are used to it. My doctor is a male and last year I had to ask him to check my testies and all I could think of was "don't get a boner, don't get a boner":D and as it happens I didn't.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I'd say female doctors are used to it. My doctor is a male and last year I had to ask him to check my testies and all I could think of was "don't get a boner, don't get a boner":D and as it happens I didn't."

I'm my case I had just had an operation which included a circumcision. There were two sets of stitches and four the first week the medication kept all problems at bay. When I was taken off the strong stuff I started having a lot of involuntary erections which morphed into one constant, angry boner. The stitches were now coming under pressure and the pain was intense at times. She decided to examine it and saying "oh my" when she saw it didn't help much. It got even worse than that but we don't need to go into the detail here

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By *oody Bond OP   Man
over a year ago

Sligo


"She decided to examine it and saying "oh my" when she saw it didn't help much. "

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By *c90Man
over a year ago

Noiseville

Church ffs. Shuffling out at end in a suit looking like an escaped lunatic. Trying to push the bloody thing into the wasteband of my boxers in without looking like a fumbling pervert lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Night time erections after a circumcision and the stitches stretching arevthe worse feeling ones

Most embarrassing...after a camera job on my dick walking back to work in jeans and a shirt ....looked down and to my horror a very large stain and a very warm feeling had spread around my groin area as the gel used to allow the camera down into my bladder leaked back out and I got an erection so hard a cat wouldn't scratch it

Got into my car and drove home from the work carpark while the people in work wondered why I never came back into the office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Physio. Standard visit to my usual physio and then they say "by the way "X" here is my student understudy and she'll be taking the session today"...and in walks this amazingly sexy blonde in her early 20s.

Spent the whole session terrified I'd be called a pervert and just hoping I could stay lying prone for the whole thing!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'd say female doctors are used to it. My doctor is a male and last year I had to ask him to check my testies and all I could think of was "don't get a boner, don't get a boner":D and as it happens I didn't.

I'm my case I had just had an operation which included a circumcision. There were two sets of stitches and four the first week the medication kept all problems at bay. When I was taken off the strong stuff I started having a lot of involuntary erections which morphed into one constant, angry boner. The stitches were now coming under pressure and the pain was intense at times. She decided to examine it and saying "oh my" when she saw it didn't help much. It got even worse than that but we don't need to go into the detail here "

Ah go on, you will , and then you can copy and paste when you're writing your memoirs

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I'd say female doctors are used to it. My doctor is a male and last year I had to ask him to check my testies and all I could think of was "don't get a boner, don't get a boner":D and as it happens I didn't.

I'm my case I had just had an operation which included a circumcision. There were two sets of stitches and four the first week the medication kept all problems at bay. When I was taken off the strong stuff I started having a lot of involuntary erections which morphed into one constant, angry boner. The stitches were now coming under pressure and the pain was intense at times. She decided to examine it and saying "oh my" when she saw it didn't help much. It got even worse than that but we don't need to go into the detail here

Ah go on, you will , and then you can copy and paste when you're writing your memoirs "

God no, it was a messy situation.

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By *amsonite69Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Random ones in class as a teenager and almost invariably you were asked to go a message or to write something on the board in the middle of it lol

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

While having a testicle scan in the mater by a beautifull indian lady...then she asked was it ok if her two young traine assistents could be present....i said ok /

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

In the 80' s the bus into town used to drive down Cork street which was very bumpy and as a horny teenager it was definitely the norm to walk into Kevin Street college with a boner from the bus

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"In the 80' s the bus into town used to drive down Cork street which was very bumpy and as a horny teenager it was definitely the norm to walk into Kevin Street college with a boner from the bus

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Damn those big green sexy buses!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"In the 80' s the bus into town used to drive down Cork street which was very bumpy and as a horny teenager it was definitely the norm to walk into Kevin Street college with a boner from the bus

Damn those big green sexy buses! "

It was the fumes they belched out

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